Oddworld Forums - Unofficial Design A Game Comp

I hereby unofficially do declare the Design An Oddworld Game Competition to be open. I hope a couple of people at least take part or I'll feel like an idiot.
Feel free to design a game which OWI said they were going to make at one time, or to design any new game with old or new characters set on Oddworld.

If you don't feel like making a huge submission then feel free to post little ideas about what such games should contain. Alternatively link to huge design documents with as many badly drawn pictures as you feel like making.

Re-using other people's ideas that they post is legal, probably credit them.

No there is no prize, unless you can think of anything I could give you that costs me nothing. There's probably not even any judging. Just design games. C'mon it's fun.

(edit) To clarify: Note that to design a game you do not have to know one byte from another. Just describe your game without worrying too much about limitations posed by hardware and budget.

(edit) How can this be less popular than "doesn't make sense"? I don't understand! *Cries*