industrial BATTLE
 

this is about a ton of industrials that got mudokkon slaves to build another meat processing plant called The Creature Plant, and a river so they can get all of the killed creatures down to the plant. they all say that they want to do this for controlling population. but there is one problem, there is no boss so you want to try to be boss and name the new meat processing plant.

you can be slig, greeter, flying slig, crawling slig, big bro slig, vyker, or the inter workers.

up to 10 people can join.

iff you talk type: character "text..."

if you character does something type: *text...*

if your character thinks something type: character thoughts "text..."

if you want to type something out of your character type: ooc.

example character " this is hard." character thoughts " when will i get out," *takes drink of soda*

you need
name:
gender:
age:
specie:
weapon:
personality:
bio:

i'll start first.

name: phill
gender: male
age: 16
specie: flying slig
weapon: gernade launcher
personality: evil, and crazy
bio: all his life dreamed of a boss at a new meat processing plant.

name:General Zizzy
gender:Male
age:36
species:Glukkon
weapon:Walet :D
personality: powerful
bio:General Zizzy was put in charge o the slig barracks2.0 wen he was a chump he got shot in the eye and had blue and red eyes wen he was a big sheese he got shot in the same eye and only has 1 eye now hes a glockstar now so he always wears shades

thank you, now we only need about 8 more to have 10, or 3more to have 5.
when ever we have that many we can start.

I`ll join
 

Name:fizzix
Gender:male
Age:63
Species:vyker
Weapon:scalpel,sleep gun he made out of snoozer parts.
Personality:sadistic,power-hungry
Bio:Fizzix was a former vyker scientist untill he heard about the creature plant and was hopping to make more moolah with a job in the creature plant.Always walking around with a notebook,he hiddes his sadistic nature behind a fake
italion accent and is the taskmaster of the mudokon scrubs.He always walks around to check if the scrubs are doing there job and if a scrub dousnt do his job right for 3 or more days:he will personnely throw them into a meat saw.
He always trys to suck-up at his superiors hopping for a promotion or 2 and loves scream therapy(stabing people to make them scream)

thank you very much. now we need 2 more people so we can start.

I guess I'll join:

name: Wanderer
gender: Male
age: 14
specie: Slig
weapon: Gun
personality: Not yet known
bio: A mysterious slig. Is he good or evil?

cum on we only need 1 more person

I'll join.
Name: Carl
Gender: Male
Age: Unknown (Created by a mix of chemicals while a baby at Vykkers Labs)
Species: Gluckon
Weapon: Voice (HELP)
Personality: Very mean will slaughter anyone who disagrees with him. But be good and he will be good to you.
Bio: Not known

Hows this?
So can we start now.

good now i think now we can finaly start

Carl:"Zizzy, have we got the Scrab Pens ready?"
*Walks up to Zizzy*

OOC| I was hoping that u lot, would finally stop doing one-liners.
Chirpy, plz post more than 2-3 lines a time. I believe that u haven't read the rules either.
Link:
http://www.oddworldforums.net/showthread.php?t=11928
Plz, don't post before you've read the rules. Thank you.

*Wanderer walks out of the shadows*
Wanderer: Hey, y'all.
*shakes hands with everybody*
Wanderer: Good luck to who is goanna be the new boss. You're all goanna need it.
*He does a small, silent laugh*

"hmmmmm no""im not in charge of that im incharge of the sligs not the scrabs there for why would u be askin me theres more sligs tho more scrubs 2 but i have kno idea about scrabs"zizzy sayed looking around for something to do and puffs some smoke from his silver pipe

Phill: Fine then, ill be in charge of the scrabs, i got the gun, and mechanical pants. * Phill looks at everybody with a question.* " but hey, whos gona be in charge of the paramites, and elums." Phill says.

Wanderer: I'll do it.
*gets up and walks to the elum stable*
Wanderer: *whisper*Don't worry. I'll get you guys outta here soon.*whisper*

Carl:"You didnt just say what I think you said did you?"
*Walks to Wanderer*
Carl:"Well?"

Wanderer: Noooooo. It's a very special language I made up. In regualr language, I said "You're dead meat, elums!" Get it?
*Small silence*
Wanderer: Noooow do ya get it?

*Fizzix walks to the others*
Fizzix:Dum de dum de dum de dum.........
*he looks at his notebook and starts to write down stuff*
Fizzix:We got about 300 scrubs...well...299 after what i did to that lazy mudokon
*laughs evily and looks at the elum*
Fizzix:I thought elum meat was to hard to eat
*pokes an elum for reasons unknown*

phill: helllllooooo, wat r u gys doing, chatting? * phill flies to the gys and looks at them.* Phill: sorry, i got to get back to work if i want to be the boss.

OOC| This is pathetic, and full of one-liners...
Post more than 3 lines plz, and cut off the chit-chat.

Carl:"All right I believe you! But I dont want to here that language or it will be off to Silkia with you!"
*Walks away and looks up*
Carl:"Phill! get your arse down here I got a job for ya!

* Phill flies down to carl.* Phill: what do you want? my scrabs are getting hungry and i need to feed the young and kill the old, or vise versa. if they dont get something to eat soon they will go on a rampage. buuuut tell me quik.

Fizzix:"why dont ya just chop up a few scrubs and feed THEM to the scrabs?
We got enoth scrubs"
*looks at his checkbook*
Fizzix:"that reminds me:i still gatta post scrubs at the scrab pens.
We dont want scrab poop all over this place now do we?"

Carl:"There are some Fleeches in pen number 46 over there and I was wondering if you could realese the hatch so they can go and get turned into Fleech Chips. Fizzix your right, while your at it put the Scrubs into the Scrab pen to clean the poo!"
Carl thinks:"I could realy use a half day"
*Walks to vendo machiene*
Carl:"You slig get me a drink."
*Carl drinks the Brew in one gulp*
Carl:"Well get to work Phill!"

*Phill flies over to the fleech pen and opens the hatch, then a fleech jumps on Phill.*Phill: ahhh, get it off get it off. * he flies back and fourth swatting at the fleech.* Phill: its going to kill me if someone doesnt get it off, heeelp.

*Takes leech*
Wanderer: Quite a nasty nugger, isn't it.
*Throws leech out the window*
Wanderer: I aure hope you're happy. Oh yeah, the elums. Gotta go.
*Runs off*

*Looks mysteriously at Wanderer*
Carl:"WAIT! Whats so good about those Elums?"
*Looks at Wanderes pants*
Carl:"And why do you have a sticker saying "I LOVE ELUMS" on your ass?"

Phill: if he wants a sticker that says " i love elums." on his ass he can have one. he probably wants to free the elums, i duno.
*talking to Carl as he wipes the fleech scum off of his back.*
Phill: now what do i do with the fleeches.

Carl:"Put them in the grinder and set the grinder to maximum power".
*Looks at Wanderer*
Carl:"Just put the sticker on your locker alright".
*Looks at clock on the wall*
Carl:"I'm late".
*Runs off to the Board Room*
There are 10 other Executives there.
Carl:"Alright guys I cant work under there conditions. I have a slig who wnats to rescue the Elums. A Glukkon who thinks he is so great cause hes a Glockstar and this place smells like shit! I am resighning and returning to my old shack on the outskirts of Rupture Farms!"
Glukkons:Aggred!
*Carl leaves the room and exits the Creature Plant*
"Carl:"Enjoy your bomb"
*Laughs out load*

* phill talks to Wanderer.*
phill: finnaly Carls gone, now we can go on with our own business, but i dont get what he ment when he said " enjoy your bomb."
do you know what he ment Wanderer? now i have to tell those stupid glukkons to turn the meat grinder on so i can kill the scrabs.
* phill walks away*