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big bro slig #1 04-07-2005 07:14 AM

paramite pies recipe
 
recipe for paramite pies:

find and kill a paramite,

then put it in a blender, set it to liquify for five mintutes,

then make a crust and bottom of pie,(the thing that holds in the filling)

pick 5 plasma berries and mash them into the paramite,

pour it into a mixing bowl and stir very fast it for 30 seconds,

pour into the crust stuff,

make a top for the pie and set it in the oven at 800 degrees for 15 minutes.

shake well before enjoying (just kidding)

Dancing Steef 04-07-2005 08:40 AM

hmmm... good recipe big bro slig, can ya gimme one tip how ta get a paramite? if there are any...?

Chyros 04-07-2005 09:49 AM

My 50 cent of oddworld dinner:
scrab cake recipe:

bake a cake.

Kill a scrab (how you'd manage it is up to you)

dice it

stuff the raw scrab dice into the cakes

Let the cake sit a few weeks, until the meat has gone green

enjoy!

stingbee 04-07-2005 09:54 AM

what about meech munchies

a flock of seagulls 04-07-2005 01:54 PM

meech munchies = no more.
so there is no recipe.

Abe16 04-07-2005 02:40 PM

I got one! Fuzzle smoothies!
1( Kill a fuzzle.
2( Cut it up in squares of either triangles.
3( put sliced up pieces in blender.
4( hit,mix
5( wait for 5 to 7 minutes,
6( get a cup and pour in.
7( ENJOY!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Kimon 04-07-2005 03:37 PM

:

2( Cut it up in squares of either triangles.

I don't get this one. :( Otherwise sounds good though. :)

ANYWAY, here's some Clakker Casserole:

1) Fry Clakker.
2) Add casserole.
3) Bake.

It's as simple as that!

Hunk of Steef 04-07-2005 03:51 PM

It probably meant cut it up into either squares or triangles.

Joe the Glukkon 04-07-2005 04:17 PM

Yum.

Fleech On A Shingle:
1)Capture a fleech, and kill it.
2)Fry it!
3)Put it on a the shingle thing, along with some other stuff if you'd like.
4)EAT. Plain and simple!

Abe16 04-07-2005 05:40 PM

Here's another! New 'n' tasty!
Glukkon Cake, yum yum yum!
1(Hunt/ grab/ hide/ anyway you want to kill your glukkon.
2(chop off top head part. (where it starts to form a point.)
3( Put it aside for now. Next, make sure you cut the eyes out...
4(Make a cake, an ordinary cake. Design freely!
5(Put top head part on top layer.
6( Put eyes in the middle.
7(Put on frosting on. (make sure the frosting part looks like a suit.)
8( Cut off toes and put on the bottom layer.
9( Put frosting on the toes so they look like shoes.
10( put cake in the oven for 10- 19 minutes.
11( Take cake out of oven. (carful)
12( ENJOY!!!

Hunk of Steef 04-07-2005 05:53 PM

Meep chops sound good.

big bro slig #1 04-07-2005 07:25 PM

Here's another! New 'n' tasty!
Glukkon Cake, yum yum yum!
1(Hunt/ grab/ hide/ anyway you want to kill your glukkon.
2(chop off top head part. (where it starts to form a point.)
3( Put it aside for now. Next, make sure you cut the eyes out...
4(Make a cake, an ordinary cake. Design freely!
5(Put top head part on top layer.
6( Put eyes in the middle.
7(Put on frosting on. (make sure the frosting part looks like a suit.)
8( Cut off toes and put on the bottom layer.
9( Put frosting on the toes so they look like shoes.
10( put cake in the oven for 10- 19 minutes.
11( Take cake out of oven. (carful)
12( ENJOY!!!

Fleech On A Shingle:
1)Capture a fleech, and kill it.
2)Fry it!
3)Put it on a the shingle thing, along with some other stuff if you'd like.
4)EAT. Plain and simple!

Clakker Casserole:

1) Fry Clakker.
2) Add casserole.
3) Bake.

It's as simple as that!

I got one! Fuzzle smoothies!
1( Kill a fuzzle.
2( Cut it up in squares of either triangles.
3( put sliced up pieces in blender.
4( hit,mix
5( wait for 5 to 7 minutes,
6( get a cup and pour in.
7( ENJOY!

My 50 cent of oddworld dinner:
scrab cake recipe:

bake a cake.

Kill a scrab (how you'd manage it is up to you)

dice it

stuff the raw scrab dice into the cakes

Let the cake sit a few weeks, until the meat has gone green

enjoy!

Great ideas guys!

Feel free to keep making recipes!

albinoshaman 04-10-2005 09:45 AM

Mudokon Pops
 
Mudokon Pops:

1) Find a Mudokon. (Wild ones are best)
2) Cut its head off.
3) Stick a popsickle stick into the throat
4) Put in freezer
5) Wait for 20 minutes
6) Take out Mudokon Pop and enjoy

Slig pudding:

1) Take a slig
2) Kill it
3) Dice and add ice in blender for liquify
4) Melt butter and chocolate in a double boiler
5) Refrigerate chocolate for 20 minutes
6) Blend them together and refrigerate for 10 minutes
7)enjoy!

stingbee 04-10-2005 09:56 AM

slog pie

1)get a slog anyway you like
2)cut it down the middle
3)make the pastry for the pie
4)get the gravy ready
5)get the bottom of the pastry ready
6)add the gravy
7)put the slogs head facing up to the sky
8)put the other half of the slog legs facing up the other side
9)put the top part of the pastry on
10)leave in oven for 30 minutes on gas mark 7
11)carefully take out of oven and leave to cool for 10 minutes

enjoy!

big bro slig #1 04-10-2005 11:52 AM

Since these are all made out of meat its making me gag. :sick:

Here's a new 1 to encourage u people to make more:

Slig Butter:

1:Find and kill a slig. (remove mask and pants)

2:Buy a mini churning bucket. (3 feet tall)

3:Put the slig in blender.

4:*sigh* Set to liquify for 5 minutes.(A classic)

5:Pour into churning bucket.

6: Drop 30 drops of white food coloring into bucket.

7:Churn for 45 minutes.

8:Put into a big fridge for 15 minutes then cut into 50 rectangles.

Use slig butter for all ur butter needs!

stingbee 04-11-2005 06:59 AM

slog fertiliser

1)find a slog
2)feed it laxatives
3)put on a gas mask and rubber gloves
4)put on patch where grass is wanted
5)and watch the smelly miracile happen

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Abe16 04-11-2005 07:15 AM

Nice one Stingbee! LOL
Slig sunde
1) Make some really fast running shoes.
2) Slip them on to a slig.
3) when he starts walking he starts running
4) He finally stops and melts into a blob of green geletain.
5) Scoop the green jello up
6) Pour it in a blender
7) Add grapes, oranges and slog meat.
8) Press mix
9) Pour in cup and...
10)ENJOY!!

stingbee 04-11-2005 07:28 AM

I don't get that one

Paco_the_Taco 04-11-2005 10:19 AM

For the topic creator, I have a question: What should the crust be made of?

stingbee 04-11-2005 11:03 AM

well pastry of course like my slog pie wana bite

big bro slig #1 04-11-2005 04:02 PM

My secret ingredeant for crust is:

Get some cereal then pour milk and mash the cereal.

Nate 04-11-2005 06:37 PM

And to think I was once told off for creating stupid threads.

Even I wouldn't stoop this low.

stingbee 04-12-2005 07:25 AM

well have you ever read the description on the home page in disscustion it says paramite pie recipies

fried slig baguette filled with ham and cheese:lick::lick::lick::lick::lick::lick::lick::lick::lick::lick::lick::lick::lick::lick:

1)kill a slig
2)remove it's pants
3)lay it out flat
4)fry it for 15 minutes
5)get a baguette and butter it
6)put the slig in
7)put in the ham
8)put in the cheese (you can grate it if you want)

Fuzzleman54321 04-12-2005 07:48 AM

The oddworld mixture!

1.Kill a slig
2.Kill a mudkon
3.Kill a fleech
4.Kill a slog
5.Kill a glukkon
6. Chop off the heads on all of them
7. Get a spear
8. Stick all the heads on
9. Put in oven for ten minutes.
10.take out and leave to cool
11. ENJOY!

Edit= Snap the spear in half first before putting in oven

stingbee 04-12-2005 08:43 AM

how do you fit the speare in the oven

big bro slig #1 04-27-2005 05:55 AM

If somebody can make a fuzzle pie that would be nice.

(don't make it the way i did please)

sligger 04-27-2005 06:13 AM

what about elum chubs?

big bro slig #1 04-27-2005 06:17 AM

I 'm probably not gonna make anymore recipes..... but u guys can!

stingbee 04-27-2005 06:51 AM

my brain is empty

Xavier 04-27-2005 10:29 AM

we all knew that... you are spamming again.
you earned yourself a warnig!