Getting Wasted...
 

Bongs, blunts, spliffs, pills, beer, cider, vodka, whiskey, rum, absinthe...

Name your pleasure. Do you get wasted? If so, how often, where, and what with? Do you grow your own or have a dealer? With friends or on your own? Nightly? Weekly? Monthly? Yearly?

Personally I get wasted, either at my house with friends, or at my friends house. Good music, good weed, and good booze = perfect night. I like to keep it to the weekends though, since I have work and college during the week.

I don't do drugs and I hardly drink since I'm little (I'm like 4'10") and I can't my drinks well.

I haven't been ON anything for almost a year. But my drug of choice would be weed. It tastes good, it's fun, and taken in moderation, it's almost harmless. Alcohol is fun, but that can be pretty hazardous. And trying Absinthe is a secret dream of mine. :p

Actually me and my friend tried morninglory seeds (same effect as acid, except they're legal) but they taste like crap and you have to take a LOT to feel anything. That's about it for my drug stories.

Here's a tip if anyone is going to the bars. Bring some bail money and an extra pair of pants because you may never know what's going to happen. (from the words of comedian, Dave Attell).

You secretly want to try absinthe? :p

It tastes just like what it is - engine coolant.

Ummm.....I smoked for like two months and then stopped, I like to go clubbing and I like nothing better than Malibu and Coke or Bacardi and Coke. WKD and Red Square are nice too. I don't do drugs at all, I became all health-freaky and I wanted to stop smoking because of the effects, sounds silly, but I always used to be like 'Ohh, I really want a fag!' so I stopped before it became unhealthy.

Really? I heard it was like licorice, but I guess I was wrong... unless engine coolant tastes ilke licorice... I'll be back soon, I have an experiment to conduct.

In America you get beat up for saying that. :p

Sorry for double post.

Chewing toothpicks is my only pleasure.

It has a licorice flavouring, but the alcohol taste is so overpowering that it just blanks it out practically. Apart from that it pretty much tastes like engine coolant... (which is basically 85% or more alcohol content)

Oh, in Britain, it's used as a slang word for cigarette. Sorry to offend any Americans here. Is it used as a short term of faggot in the states?

Yeah I've heard. My drum teacher took a trip to Praugue and got some. Isn't it sort of acid trippy though? Along with immense drunkenness?

Yeah, it's got something in it that makes you trip out. You end up doing weird shit like punching trees for looking at you funny, tactically assaulting your bathroom because it's plotting against you, and chasing the invisible dog around the house.

And Mr Flibble still lives in my top pocket since the last time I drunk the stuff. I really should evict him, but I can't find my top pocket.

I always lose my pockets. It's a real bitch, ain't it?

Anyway, my friend was talking about how he saw a plastic cake in the shape of a 5 in the sky, and how he was shooting rainbows out of his fingers at his friend. This was acid, of course.

I remember doing that! That's when Gary came back from Germey and had that thing with him.

I remember being dizzy, but after a few puffs, I got used to it.

Um.

Right.

You puffed absinthe?

You do know that absinthe is a drink right? Are you sure it wasn't just weed?

I thought you were talking about the smoking thing that Arabs use! That was a mistake, sorry...

You probably did solid or hash then, as that's what most of those middle eastern dudes smoke.

One question: Do that stuff give you lung cancer?

If you smoke enough, but not right away, of course. And yeah, it was probably hash.

And that's why I don't smoke.

From TuckerMax.com, "The Absinthe Donuts Story":

"She takes us to a bedroom. There a few other people there. They are smoking pot and drinking. There is a solitary bottle on the table with greenish liquid in it. The label has the word “Absinthe” on it. I don’t know what absinthe is. I am not afraid."

Reading the full story gives a better chuckle. And at that, reading all of his stories give even more chuckles. What better material than a man constantly getting wasted, having sex, and insulting people? Point proven.

As for personal drugs/alcohol, I've declined the few offerings I've been given.

I promised myself I would stay clean. No drinking, no drugs, no nothing. My dad was an alchoholic, and that's herediterilly passed down. I just don't want to put myself through that.

Besides: Mountain Dew tastes good. Hell, soda tastes good! I'll stick with that.

im an anti-smoker and, like little kids say, "Beer is yucky! blegh!"

Same with me. My Dad, used to smok though, so I've grown to hate addictive drugs.

Cigarettes I have a real problem with. There is absolutely NO REASON to smoke cigarettes. They give you a buzz the first two times, then the just kill you. Other drugs are not good, but cigarettes are the worst.

Never have. Don't... really plan to in the immediate future. Getting "shit faced," as it were, really doesn't appeal to me. At all.

I have, however, developed a taste for red wine. I blame the fact that I was Catholic when I was younger. "Hook 'em while they're young," I guess. Look out for that Pope... he's crafty.

*snooty scoff*

God, I sound like such an arrogant ass tonight. But if getting wasted is your thing, then far be it from me to tell you to stop. I'm not THAT self-righteous. If you like, it's cool baby.

Game over, boys.

Not too keen on drinking. Something about acting completely stupid unintentionally doesn't really appeal. Feh. But when sake is in the house, that is another story...

Occasional weed. Nothing much.

I would never get shit faced. I've seen the effects up close and personal, and I never want to see myself in such a position. I drink socially, and do not smoke. I've never smoked in my life, but the next time a friend offers me a cigarette (though I've probably got them so conditioned as to not offer again), I'll probably try it.

But I know for sure that it just isn't my thing, and I'd like to keep myself fit and healthy.

Alcar...

Any form of alcohol is good, but i dont get wasted i just like to get drunk. Mostly a couple of months when i have break so i have time for the hang over after the party.