Returning from the darkness
 

After disappearing from these forums without an explanation or a trace, I have returned to once again post and maybe wreak some havoc with various kitchen utensils. Like spatulas. And... forks.

Anyway, I have returned from the darkness of my cave, which I shared with various rodents and the occasional parrot. Hopefully, the cave will be blown up by an Atomic Bomb, killing all the inhabitants inside.

Hopefully, I will be posting more often now.

See ya around peoples.

Hee, welcome back. Why did you disappear for so long, anyway?

Some adviceness: Don't try wreaking havoc with sporks; those things are damn useless.

Useless? Sporks aren't useless! The cover two of the eating methods! What can't they do?
:p
Welcome back.

The spork just needs a knife instead of a handle. Pointy.

Welcome back! If you'd like access to the Admin Control Panel so you can wreck havoc *cough* delete hobo for me *cough* then I can easily set it up for you ;)

Alcar...

Hah, why does everyone pick on poor little hobo in the welcome threads?

Anyway, more welcomene backness to Martian... and his various kitchen utensils.