I'm Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
 

*Door is thrust off its hinges. The entire audience turns to look...while Nepharski creeps in a back door with the spare key.*

Hi...it's me. I had to blow off some steam a while back (Some of you know what I mean), and so now I've finally returned to talk about one of the greatest universes ever (Oddworld, duh!). Yah...I've dropped my high-and-mightly lingo, for some more casual speak, which I'm sure most of you won't miss (I sure as Heck won't).

So...let's start over then, eh?

Whee! All is good. Did you have a "I'm leaving for a while" thread? I didn't notice. You just semi-randomly disappeared. Great to see you back though, which I just said in another thread before I noticed this one.

I, "mysteriously vanished," after my final post in the Homo-debate, so I didn't leave a, "Farewell Suckers!" message, or anything. I felt unwanted...but I'm back now, and have decided to stop acting like a snobbish complicated word generator. So far, so good!

*Hands out moolah to the party guests.*

Oh crap, he's pied out of his head. *Bangs madly on the door* Lemme outta here!

Nepharski good to see you, you problely don't know me but I know you, apperently you and Odd Trusting, one of my neighbors, were good friends. I am the one responsable for the creating of the unoffical Oddworld Magizine, but anyone you ask could tell you that. You seem a good soul (I can tell I am part Native American :)) and a good friend. Welcome back friend, you have my blessings

I wasn't here when you were here originally or when you were gone but welcome back :).
I'm not sure if you noticed (or if you even care, since it was ages ago :lol:) but back in a signature creation thread I answered your signature request. Just thought I might tell you :).

Oh god no...

:p Just kidding. Welcome back, I've missed you Nepharski.

Hi Al.

Yep. Odd Trusting and I pioneered the, "Big Gay Slig," signature. A friend of OT is a friend of mine, I suppose.

*Eyes him suspiciously.*

*Checks memory banks.*

Nyet! I can't recall it. Still, I'd like to see it.

It's over at http://oddworldforums.net/showpost.p...7&postcount=36. I made it more or less to what you asked for.

Kick...beast...of...burden...

I'll have it installed tomorrow! Thanks a lot.

Fun Fact: I have never played any Half-Life, but from the stuff I've seen, it looks awesome, so I'm kinda learning whatever I can. cool, eh?

PA IS BACK! *hides*

*Lifts up the the blanket Hobo was hiding under.*

Um, what are you talking about?

You, sir, would not understand. One time, a while back, PA stated he "had to go blow off some steam". Courtesy of Jacob, it was determined that "steam" was PA's partner.

Well hi Nefarski!

You're a bit late mate :/