Well, erm... Hi.
 

Well, I just joined this weekend, from the sunny tropics of Over There. I'm not usually any good at posting these "Hello, I order you to welcome me" threads, to I'll try to stop before I say anything to make myself look like a total prat. (Three posts is usually the boarderline before that starts.) So, erm... Hi.

Hello and welcome to the forums! Hope you enjoy it here! :)

Hey, and welcome :)

Welcome!

Please wipe your feet as you enter.

Alcar...

Hey there and welcome. I commend you for using punctuation! Punctuation is good... Hope you have a good time here and plan to stick around.

No need, I wasn't wearing shoes when I joined.

I agree, punctuation is "rad" (Did I say that right?).

Wow, more newcomers. They're flocking in like seagulls!

So welcome to OWF anyway. OWF is an abbreviated term for "OddWorld Forums", which is the name of the forum you're currently registered to now. Pointless information hour is over now.

I'm Martian. I like movies and stuff. I also like crisps (the British term for "potato chips"). Thanks.

Once again, welcome.

Hi. I'm Ferill. Talk to me about guns.

I like you.

I'm mawk.

Like Starsky & Hutch only sticking it to the man.

Let us rejoice! I also am British, and I also like crisps! A celebration of sorts seems to be in order.

Hey there. It's good to see a mass of Brits joining the Forums. See you around.

A bit late...

WELCOME ON THE FORUMS!!

Of course my British comrade. An army forming is in order, like the Nazis! Only... crispier.

Hmm, crisps eh? Yes, quite.

What? We're not done yet? Oh, 10 mins left, fine... I've forgotten my lines, what should I do?

Uh. Right.... well if you're sure...

*does the turkeygobble dance*

Hey Welcome :)

Hi Aza, I'm British Too (Well obviously you know that)

We're such a nice forum ^_^

HELLO! SCOFFISH DO NOT EAT!

Hurrah! Mmm... Crisps ^_^

Welcome. Beware Alcar on a dark night. Blah blah blah.... *wants crisps now

Keep it up fuckwit.

Oh...New guy. Yeah, hi. Nice punctuation.

Hi there! I'm new too! Have a wonderful time on the forums.;)

Welcome Necrum Miner :)