This is the Story of a Small Ginger Kitten
 

It was a warm sunny afternoon and Smiley Bear had arranged to meet his friends Daisy, Tom and Pippa at the park. He’d decided it would be a nice idea to surprise them with a picnic and so busied himself making plenty of tuna sandwiches. He packed them into a small hamper along with 4 shiny red apples, and a bottle of nice cool lemonade.http://www.wildfiregames.com/forum/s...fault/brow.gif


As Smiley Bear entered through the large park gates he was pleased to see his friends had already arrived. He called out keen to show them what he’d brought but to his surprise they took no notice. They were gathered curiously around the base of a large tree and all staring upwards. As smiley Bear reached them they greeted him excitedly "look "said Tom pointing to a large branch overhead, "we think he’s stuck" said Pippa, and as Smiley Bear looked up inquisitively he saw a small ginger kitten perched on a branch.




"I think he needs our help" said Smiley Bear.. and as the friends gazed up at the little kitten.. Daisy had an idea." Maybe he could use my new red balloon to float down" she said hopefully. The friends decided it was worth a try but as Daisy let go of the string and the balloon floated skywards it snagged on a branch and became tangled in the tree. "oh no " said Daisy tearfully http://www.wildfiregames.com/forum/s...t/very-sad.gif, " now there are two things stuck in the tree".

"Perhaps if we all just called it down" suggested Pippa, "but we don’t know its name" said Tom. "Ginger’s a good name " said Smiley Bear, everyone agreed that Ginger was indeed a good name for a small ginger kitten and so they all used that.



"Ginger" they all chorused "Ginger" they called again , but the kitten simply looked at them. Next Tom had an idea.. "I’m a really good climber " he said "I could climb up and carry the kitten down". The friends watched anxiously as Tom began to climb the tree, he did make it quite far up but as he reached for the kitten it backed away nervously and Tom was afraid it might fall. "I don’t think it wants to be carried" he said making his way carefully back down,


"I did manage to rescue your balloon though Daisy" he said as he handed it to her with a smile.
Smiley Bears tummy began to rumble and he suddenly remembered the picnic he’d brought, "maybe the kittens hungry" he suggested



"it has been up there quite a while". Smiley Bear opened the hamper and pulled out a slightly bent tuna sandwich, he held it out for Ginger and without so much as a flick of its tail the kitten made its way stealthily down the branch and jumped hungrily into Smiley Bears lap.



"Well done !" said everyone cheerily as they gathered around to stroke the kitten. Smiley Bear grinned, and once Tom had laid out the tartan blanket the friends huddled together to enjoy their picnic. The kitten purred lazily from Smiley Bears lap and gave a big stretch..



this was way comfier than a tree branch, it thought sleepily.

And you thought it was over with Shingyentahnleexin: The Legend of the Sumo Killer!

I knew you sucked Esus and this does'nt help you either

I prefer the pictures in this one.

*downloads explicit kitten pictures onto hard drive*

KITTENS! *hugglez Esus

^_^ I couldn't be bothered to read it cos it sounded boring after the fourth piccy. But the piccys are fun :)

*steals the kittys

Damnit! I was expecting to see that picture at the end, with the wording "Every time you masturbate God kills a kitten" or whatever. Bajeebus, that would've been a good ending.

I was hoping for a violent climactic scene :fuzvamp:

The pictures have put me in a state of pure glee... Wook at da widdle kiddy-widdies! *ahem*... Did you write this, Esus? If so, I think it belongs over in NOA&L. If not, then cute find; don't listen to the un-kitty-appreciative bastards. :D

Wow those kittens are so...cute!

:dodgy:

What?

An amusing non sequitur, Esus, but other than that I can't really think of any compliments to give it. Cute kittens.

The Sumo one, though, that was hilarious.

I didn't pay attention to the story. I was too busy looking at those kitten pictures and giggling. :stare:

-oddguy

You could have had the worst story ever written under those pictures and I wouldn't have cared. Those kittens are just too adorable.

Alcar...

Look at that one with the dog. That cat's going to own him. Get him! Get the dumb dog!

yeah, I wouldn't really call this literature though :p

Perhaps, but how much better would Shakespeare be if his plays included more kittens?

Negatively better.

Awwwwww^^

Awwww^^

So cute kittens!!

Awwwww^^
:catslug:


But I really don't get the point....

It's still cute though :)

Sorry, but the story was lame. But the kittens were absolutely adorable. *is a sucker for really cute kitties*

Abe Babe...

Jeez. I think we've established that they're cute kittens.

Esus, if your goal was to attract attention to kittens, congrats.

Another iteration of the statistical fact that a definite majority of Oddworld fans prefer cats over dogs.

Especially they're as adorable as Esus. Uh, Esus's kitties. Heehee, look at zem, Lidl pwooties, and so on.

I need to post more pictures of my kitty. I think she's gotten fatter since the last pics I scanned.

Actually I think that this is rather proof that even dog people will coo over cute little kittens. Myself included.

Once they grow up a bit I prefer to keep my distance.

Be satisfied!

OOOOH! KITTIES!

Wook at da widdle kittie-witties! :eek: Oh dey're so cute, yes dey are, yes dey are, yes dey are... :blush:

*huggles kittens*

*regains sanity*

Where'd you find that Max?

Esus, I love the concept...
but I have to admit I just looked at the pictures

Yeah, it's a bad habit looking at just the pictures. They can normally tell a story of their own :)

Here's the original of the masturbate picture:
http://www.stud.ntnu.no/~shane/stasj...r/cat_0003.jpg

Cats are very cool :D

That looks hilarious. It appears that the cat is just kind of hovering above the ground. Some sort of alien supercat, I'll wager.

You're secretly gay aren't you? :spin:

I wish he was! *ahem*

I mean... Gay as in happy gay, not gay gay.

Lol, I thought that kitten picture looked familiar.

Alcar...

Kitties!!! :fuzgrin:

Is it just me or does the first picture remind you of "Puss in Boots"?