By the Odds!
 

[WARNING: Post contains sarcasm, over-reaction, emotion, drama, and an embarassing amount of "Big Words." Those who flee from such things, are directed to the bottom of the post, wherein they shall locate the translation, or upshot, of the rest of the post.]

Oh wretched fate!

After a seemingly endless stay in the quagmire that is the world without people to discuss Oddworld with, I return to find...

*GASP!*

My account annihilated! Oh twisted fate. Even now I can feel your laughter beating down on the back of my neck

My dear Ithica, shall I ever see it again?

But time heals all wounds. I have returned, TRIUMPHANT! And I shall not be stopped! No one can stop me now! Mwhahahaha!!!

*Bows.*





Translation: My account got deleted, but I'm back now.

When Did you join before? I think it has to do with the forums not bieng online for a month.

August or Septemberish.

I beleive you were deleted becuase of the forum not online for the month.

*GASP!*

The veil has been lifted before my eyes! I can see the light! I can...wait...what the Hades?

*Train noises.*

(Thank you.)

I like this one. Come back to my gingerbread house with me...

The last forum backup was... September 11th I believe? Your registration was after the last backup date, thus was not saved.

I see...

Everything has been explained now. I feel much better.