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Alpha 08-28-2004 09:13 AM

Slacker slig and Popper slig
 
oddworld jokes here try this:slacker slig and popper slig were re filling thier legs with petrol when little sloggy(a slog) started licking the petrol of the container suddenly sloggy started screaming and jumping around then he suddenly stopped and dropped to the ground but he wasn't dead he just ran out of petrol.

Oddish 08-28-2004 09:40 AM

Ahhh... so your razial. I knew it.

Alpha 08-28-2004 10:11 AM

Slacker slig & Popper slig
 
heres a new one slacker slig and popper slig were having a beach party they invited everyone however german slig only came cause he heard there were beachs wen german slig got there he said to popper "if this is e beatch party where are all the bitchs!"

drakan90 08-30-2004 01:35 AM

Shame levels rising...

Oddish 08-30-2004 02:40 AM

Well atleast they make sense.

Alpha 08-30-2004 10:44 AM

send in
 
I want you to send in your oddworld related jokes to this forum even have a shot at slcker slig and popper slig!.

Oddish 08-30-2004 11:04 AM

Why did the clakker cross the road?

Cyber-Slig 08-30-2004 11:37 AM

To lay an egg?

Alpha 08-31-2004 09:28 AM

dunno why?

caracal 08-31-2004 06:22 PM

god....I'm so glad you dont see other people's faces in forums right now -.-;;;;

Oddish 09-01-2004 02:35 AM

To get to the other side.

:|

Seargentbig 09-01-2004 10:29 PM

Shame levels critical...

Alpha 09-02-2004 09:13 AM

thats strange i thought oddworld jokes would be something new and inventive.

Oddish 09-02-2004 09:32 AM

Poeple don't seem to find jokes funny...

Alpha 09-02-2004 09:36 AM

theyve then got some sierious thrill issues

Alpha 09-08-2004 09:23 AM

here again is a new one...

poppr slig was asking people a riddle what breaks when you say it they all answered hang on give me a minute then an hour later popper would say heres a clue ive just broken it theyed answer oh you mean silence! popper asks slacker the riddle "hang on" says slacker hour later popper says heres a clue ive just broken it "oh you mean wind" says slacker slig!.

Cyber-Slig 09-08-2004 10:38 AM

Are you sure these are jokes ? Me and my pet lizard reading it could'nt agree * stares evilly with his reptillian friend*

oddguy 09-08-2004 12:54 PM

To bad I can't give warnings for terrible jokes. :fuzemb:

*points to FC MOD badge*

Ok kids, either come up with good jokes, or this thread is going down. :devil:

Really though, I don't see why this thread was placed in FC. It's not a story...or art of any kind. More likely suited for GD.

*moves*

Now you'll have to deal with Max and Xav. Trust me, they aren't as forgiving as I am.

*Tosses head back in maniacal laughter*

-oddguy

Nate 09-08-2004 02:00 PM

Urge to kill rising...

But it really isn't a GD topic either, he's just taken a bunch of bad jokes, inserted a vague oddworld reference and then taken out all punctuation. Even I can do that:

How can you tell which fish in the ocean is the worryfish?
The one with the carrot on its head!

oddguy 09-08-2004 02:53 PM

:

But it really isn't a GD topic either, he's just taken a bunch of bad jokes, inserted a vague oddworld reference and then taken out all punctuation. Even I can do that:

Well, GD was the only forum that made sense for a thread such as this.

Oddworld Jokes isn't a bad concept for a thread, really. People just need to make up their own jokes...and make them laugh-worthy.

-oddguy

Oddsville 09-08-2004 03:25 PM

I never found out why that damn Clakker crossed the road. The suspense is killing me I tell's ya!

...seriously I wanna know.

Xavier 09-09-2004 06:03 AM

juk I don't want to handle this
I'm going to move this to the Fan corner

Cyber-Slig 09-09-2004 06:09 AM

But it's sad and unfunny . And the fact alpha's grammar is err..... I'll just say not so good the jokes aren't clear and unfunny

Alpha 09-09-2004 09:18 AM

oohhh that really hurts its like a dog who wants to be put down i mean i didnt cry with laughter over them but they do have spirit ah well.

Oddish 09-09-2004 09:37 AM

Their jokes, not some stupid storys. Makeing jokes tis difficult task, i mean you have think alot, I rather make up a character :P

Let'a play hang man.

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Cyber-Slig 09-09-2004 10:53 AM

Lets play Birdie Boy

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<( )>
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just a message to Alpha . I am trying to help you damnit . Yer posts just.... don't make sense . When I point this out you Spaz out with ''Ooh sorry Cyber-Slig I've been a bad boy hahahahah'' which is freaky . For a start

1. Use capitals more often and people will make more sense and maybe bother to read youre posts
2.Read out a sentence before posting it .If it doesnt make sense in real life change it!

oddguy 09-09-2004 01:46 PM

:

1. Use capitals more often and people will make more sense and maybe bother to read youre posts

:

just a message to Alpha .

If you're going to give advice, make sure you follow it yourself. Now back on topic!

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Ahem...an Oddworld Joke. I made it up just now, so don't expect the funniest joke in zee world:

Backstory: A mud is scrubbing a floor in Slig Barracks. In another room he overhears two sligs. One Slig is higher rank, and thus has hi-tech, sparkly pants. The other Slig is at guard rank. Now...Guard Slig has been trying to earn his sparkly pants, and thus has been doing favors(grocery shopping, oil changes...etc) for High Rank Slig.

This is what Mudokon overhears:

Guard Slig: Come on, man. I want my reward!

High Rank Slig: You're not getting into my pants that easy!

*Mudokon rolls his eyes*

-oddguy

Cyber-Slig 09-10-2004 05:21 AM

Actually I didnt use a full stop so I did'nt need a captial :D

Esus 09-10-2004 07:00 AM

:

1. Use capitals more often and people will make more sense and maybe bother to read youre posts
2.Read out a sentence before posting it .If it doesnt make sense in real life change it!
Learn a little bit of grammer and visit dictionary.com. After that, follow your own number 2, dumbass.

@Oddguy: heh, nice pun...
@alpha: what do u mean i dont know anything at all of what your saying and its not like im trying because i am but i just cant read it and when i did read and slowly put in the punctuation grammer and spelling they werent very good so i think you should no offense try harder next time kthxbie.

oddguy 09-10-2004 11:07 AM

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Actually I didnt use a full stop so I did'nt need a captial :D

Okay, so you're trying to tell me that your sentence was meant to be read like this?

:

Lets play Birdie Boy just a message to Alpha.

You see, those are two seperate thoughts smooshed together in one. This would be the correct way:

Let's play Birdie Boy!

Just a message to Alpha...


So, I'm right. And I hope you learned your lesson.

@ Esus:

Thank you. I'm glad you liked the joke.

-oddguy