Slacker slig and Popper slig
oddworld jokes here try this:slacker slig and popper slig were re filling thier legs with petrol when little sloggy(a slog) started licking the petrol of the container suddenly sloggy started screaming and jumping around then he suddenly stopped and dropped to the ground but he wasn't dead he just ran out of petrol.
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Ahhh... so your razial. I knew it.
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Slacker slig & Popper slig
heres a new one slacker slig and popper slig were having a beach party they invited everyone however german slig only came cause he heard there were beachs wen german slig got there he said to popper "if this is e beatch party where are all the bitchs!"
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Shame levels rising...
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Well atleast they make sense.
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send in
I want you to send in your oddworld related jokes to this forum even have a shot at slcker slig and popper slig!.
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Why did the clakker cross the road?
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To lay an egg?
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dunno why?
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god....I'm so glad you dont see other people's faces in forums right now -.-;;;;
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To get to the other side.
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Shame levels critical...
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thats strange i thought oddworld jokes would be something new and inventive.
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Poeple don't seem to find jokes funny...
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theyve then got some sierious thrill issues
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here again is a new one...
poppr slig was asking people a riddle what breaks when you say it they all answered hang on give me a minute then an hour later popper would say heres a clue ive just broken it theyed answer oh you mean silence! popper asks slacker the riddle "hang on" says slacker hour later popper says heres a clue ive just broken it "oh you mean wind" says slacker slig!. |
Are you sure these are jokes ? Me and my pet lizard reading it could'nt agree * stares evilly with his reptillian friend*
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To bad I can't give warnings for terrible jokes. :fuzemb:
*points to FC MOD badge* Ok kids, either come up with good jokes, or this thread is going down. :devil: Really though, I don't see why this thread was placed in FC. It's not a story...or art of any kind. More likely suited for GD. *moves* Now you'll have to deal with Max and Xav. Trust me, they aren't as forgiving as I am. *Tosses head back in maniacal laughter* -oddguy |
Urge to kill rising...
But it really isn't a GD topic either, he's just taken a bunch of bad jokes, inserted a vague oddworld reference and then taken out all punctuation. Even I can do that: How can you tell which fish in the ocean is the worryfish? The one with the carrot on its head! |
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Oddworld Jokes isn't a bad concept for a thread, really. People just need to make up their own jokes...and make them laugh-worthy. -oddguy |
I never found out why that damn Clakker crossed the road. The suspense is killing me I tell's ya!
...seriously I wanna know. |
juk I don't want to handle this
I'm going to move this to the Fan corner |
But it's sad and unfunny . And the fact alpha's grammar is err..... I'll just say not so good the jokes aren't clear and unfunny
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oohhh that really hurts its like a dog who wants to be put down i mean i didnt cry with laughter over them but they do have spirit ah well.
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Their jokes, not some stupid storys. Makeing jokes tis difficult task, i mean you have think alot, I rather make up a character :P
Let'a play hang man. ------- |_\_ | | | o | /\ | | /| /\ :D |
Lets play Birdie Boy
(' )> <( )> / \ just a message to Alpha . I am trying to help you damnit . Yer posts just.... don't make sense . When I point this out you Spaz out with ''Ooh sorry Cyber-Slig I've been a bad boy hahahahah'' which is freaky . For a start 1. Use capitals more often and people will make more sense and maybe bother to read youre posts 2.Read out a sentence before posting it .If it doesnt make sense in real life change it! |
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::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Ahem...an Oddworld Joke. I made it up just now, so don't expect the funniest joke in zee world: Backstory: A mud is scrubbing a floor in Slig Barracks. In another room he overhears two sligs. One Slig is higher rank, and thus has hi-tech, sparkly pants. The other Slig is at guard rank. Now...Guard Slig has been trying to earn his sparkly pants, and thus has been doing favors(grocery shopping, oil changes...etc) for High Rank Slig. This is what Mudokon overhears: Guard Slig: Come on, man. I want my reward! High Rank Slig: You're not getting into my pants that easy! *Mudokon rolls his eyes* -oddguy |
Actually I didnt use a full stop so I did'nt need a captial :D
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@Oddguy: heh, nice pun... @alpha: what do u mean i dont know anything at all of what your saying and its not like im trying because i am but i just cant read it and when i did read and slowly put in the punctuation grammer and spelling they werent very good so i think you should no offense try harder next time kthxbie. |
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Let's play Birdie Boy! Just a message to Alpha... So, I'm right. And I hope you learned your lesson. @ Esus: Thank you. I'm glad you liked the joke. -oddguy |