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OANST 08-20-2004 01:31 PM
Stupid answers for stupid questions
 
Q. Why did I bring back this thread?

A. Cause it was fun!
B. Because your mother has rhinoceros nipples.
C. Because God is a German.
D. Becasus I stuped ;)

Cyber-Slig 08-20-2004 01:33 PM
erhhm....new rule enforcement basically don't say stupid stuff.....

OANST 08-20-2004 01:39 PM
A. Yes!

Q. Hoobastank?

Fez 08-21-2004 12:12 AM
Yup, this will be closed very soon.

Al the Glukkon 08-21-2004 04:42 AM
Oh no not again! Why did you bring back this thread??

T-nex 08-21-2004 06:07 AM
hey.. I liked this thread... It was fun... And it got closed :'(

Oddfan 08-21-2004 08:08 AM
Q: where does the other sock go in the dryer?

A: the evil transexual nazi eskimos wet the socks and use them to whip there naked baby's so they sneak into ur house at night and steal a sock or two.

OANST 08-21-2004 10:15 AM
A. Semen heaven.

Q. If Sally is travelling 100 miles per hour, heading south towards Dallas with a northeasterly wind at her back how long does it take her to throw up tape worms?

Fez 08-21-2004 10:40 AM
heehee, my Tapeworm influence still in this thread. Or did I talk about them in that story one? Anyway....

A. 5 hours.

Q. why do Old's bowels hurt?

T-nex 08-21-2004 10:56 AM
A: Becouse they are old and evil!!!! DEATH TO ALL OLD BOWELS!!!

Q: How long does it take beore the evil icecream takes over the world?

ANN NEELY 08-21-2004 11:31 AM
A: Oh, say a few hours.

Q: If Joe has two oranges and Jake has fifteen pairs of socks, who will win the triathalon in 2009?

Adder 08-21-2004 11:42 AM
A: Bjork. She already has the biggest dress!

Q: Is english an actual language?

OANST 08-21-2004 11:48 AM
A. No. It's gutter slang that actually evolved from the ancient and honorable language of the Ebonics. ALL HAIL THE EBONICS!

Q. What's your name? Who's your daddy? Is he rich? Is he rich like me?

Havoc 08-21-2004 12:57 PM
A. My name is key, someone...

Yup, hes rich, just like you he owns at least... two empty and rusted cans!!

A. When a can of coke flies trough the air at a rate of 1 second per 45 kilometers, how far would it take to long the reach of the Empire Twin buildings??

OANST 08-21-2004 01:03 PM
A. Ten

Q. Who farted? Seriously. That's foul.

WiLL the Wander 08-21-2004 01:05 PM
(answer to Havoc's post)

A: After a few pounds of canned, fresh, taste-like-orange oxygen.

Q: Where can download the Canned Zoxigen a virus to his photo album?

OANST 08-21-2004 01:07 PM
A. http.//hotmamas=ripple/tearfleasfromcarcass]]instant'pooppainhysterectimy.org

Q. Is me alive?

Havoc 08-21-2004 01:20 PM
A. Your making posts like this... is that even a real question?

Q. KEY!

OANST 08-21-2004 01:25 PM
A. You is key.

Q. Is this a real question?

Havoc 08-21-2004 01:29 PM
A. No

Q. Is this supposed to be fun?

OANST 08-21-2004 01:32 PM
A. Not really

Q. I too am fun

Havoc 08-21-2004 01:38 PM
A. not realy

Q. can you stop spamming?

oddguy 08-21-2004 01:39 PM
I love oldy. Ah the memories. :)

A: Yeah...

Q: What is this smiley thinking about -------> :spam:

-oddguy

OANST 08-21-2004 01:49 PM
A. The shifting weather climates of Uranus....(giggle)

Q. If you don't like it why post in it?

Cyber-Slig 08-21-2004 02:03 PM
A.Cos he bored

Q. If john has 2 apples and mike has 3 oranges why don't they just shut up and eat?

ANN NEELY 08-21-2004 02:52 PM
A: Because they have much to say.

Q: Ok, which one of you idgits stole my lollipop?

Cyber-Slig 08-22-2004 02:10 AM
A. dunno cos we're all some guys on a computer and you are miles away in a differnet country/town in the safety of you're home

Q.How do you fit 100 pikachu's on a bus?