Stupid answers for stupid questions
Q. Why did I bring back this thread?
A. Cause it was fun! B. Because your mother has rhinoceros nipples. C. Because God is a German. D. Becasus I stuped ;) |
erhhm....new rule enforcement basically don't say stupid stuff.....
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A. Yes!
Q. Hoobastank? |
Yup, this will be closed very soon.
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Oh no not again! Why did you bring back this thread??
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hey.. I liked this thread... It was fun... And it got closed :'(
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Q: where does the other sock go in the dryer?
A: the evil transexual nazi eskimos wet the socks and use them to whip there naked baby's so they sneak into ur house at night and steal a sock or two. |
A. Semen heaven.
Q. If Sally is travelling 100 miles per hour, heading south towards Dallas with a northeasterly wind at her back how long does it take her to throw up tape worms? |
heehee, my Tapeworm influence still in this thread. Or did I talk about them in that story one? Anyway....
A. 5 hours. Q. why do Old's bowels hurt? |
A: Becouse they are old and evil!!!! DEATH TO ALL OLD BOWELS!!!
Q: How long does it take beore the evil icecream takes over the world? |
A: Oh, say a few hours.
Q: If Joe has two oranges and Jake has fifteen pairs of socks, who will win the triathalon in 2009? |
A: Bjork. She already has the biggest dress!
Q: Is english an actual language? |
A. No. It's gutter slang that actually evolved from the ancient and honorable language of the Ebonics. ALL HAIL THE EBONICS!
Q. What's your name? Who's your daddy? Is he rich? Is he rich like me? |
A. My name is key, someone...
Yup, hes rich, just like you he owns at least... two empty and rusted cans!! A. When a can of coke flies trough the air at a rate of 1 second per 45 kilometers, how far would it take to long the reach of the Empire Twin buildings?? |
A. Ten
Q. Who farted? Seriously. That's foul. |
(answer to Havoc's post)
A: After a few pounds of canned, fresh, taste-like-orange oxygen. Q: Where can download the Canned Zoxigen a virus to his photo album? |
A. http.//hotmamas=ripple/tearfleasfromcarcass]]instant'pooppainhysterectimy.org
Q. Is me alive? |
A. Your making posts like this... is that even a real question?
Q. KEY! |
A. You is key.
Q. Is this a real question? |
A. No
Q. Is this supposed to be fun? |
A. Not really
Q. I too am fun |
A. not realy
Q. can you stop spamming? |
I love oldy. Ah the memories. :)
A: Yeah... Q: What is this smiley thinking about -------> :spam: -oddguy |
A. The shifting weather climates of Uranus....(giggle)
Q. If you don't like it why post in it? |
A.Cos he bored
Q. If john has 2 apples and mike has 3 oranges why don't they just shut up and eat? |
A: Because they have much to say.
Q: Ok, which one of you idgits stole my lollipop? |
A. dunno cos we're all some guys on a computer and you are miles away in a differnet country/town in the safety of you're home
Q.How do you fit 100 pikachu's on a bus? |