Crappy Games!
What are some of the worst games you've ever played?
For me... Star Wars: Super Bombad Racing for the Playstation 2 Dear dude...this game was just...Grrrrrr! :flames: Okay, it was a mario kart racing type game with Star Wars characters. Sounded fun, but when I popped in the disc, I see a logo that's bouncing around on the screen. It says "Lucas Learning" and in the background are a bunch of little kids laughing. I didn't know what to think. I was just trying to tell myself that it was a good game, since I'd just paid $60.00 on it. I played it. I could tell right away this was a game for 5-year-olds. It was just so slow and the tracks were short and laid out horribly. I only had this game in my PS2 once, then went back to the store and they practically appoligized for letting me buy such a disgusting excuse for a game. -oddguy :cool: |
Anything on PS2 and PS1. Crap graphics are low sellers now and I hated them no matter how good the game was.
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Hmmm, i've had quite a few. Most being the kind of games that are just so repetative it ruins the feel.
'The Hulk' being one. Sure, it's fun the first couple of times you smash something and it splinters and cracks. Sure, it's amusing when you throw a 'rine in the air and hit him, Baseball stylee, across the room. But no, no Mr Hulk-man, it is not fun when the levels are so bland you ponder taking an E just so it livens the game up. No, it's not fun when the combat-stealthy stages of Mr Banner are so appauling you want to prod yourself repeatedly in the eye for punishment of buying such a foul, disgrace of a game. Needless to say i made myself vomit, Bulemic stylee, after playing this game. Then i took it back, tutted at the people who sold me it, gave a good finger wagging, and then rode off on my imaginary Horse, making clippity-clop noises with two halves of a Coconut. Yes, that was the most fun i got that revolved around that game... |
Usually, I never return games to the shop, but with MechAssault, I gladly made an exception. Man, that game was horrible... Run around in a 60 feet robot, with a stupid story, and go kill stupid jetpack-enemies, which are way too strong.
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The worst game I've ever played has to be any Spyro the Dragon game. You played one, you've played 'em all. They're all pretty much the same, and they're boring!
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hmmm... probably the final fantasie game, i just dont like rpg's
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The Italian Job VideoGame was soooo boring.
First off, it was filled with narative by a guy who didn't remotely sound like Mark Wahlberg. Then, the missions are mostly drive from Point A to Point B, which will have missions ending in thirty seconds sometimes. There'd be about three missions in one level. If you screwed up on the third mission, they'd send you back to the first one to play all over again. This was annoying. Mini Cooper race through the Mall and Subway was cool, but that's about it. I traded it in for Star Wars: Rouge Squadron: Rebel Strike. I like that game much better! :D -oddguy :cool: |
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You mispelt fantasy. And cussed some of the greatest games ever made |
The game where you played as rappers, and you had underground wresling matches. Don't even remember the name, but that game was a piece of media hyped MTV grilled shit.
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Def Jam Vendetta?
I hate Super Monkey Ball! |
Final Fantasy RULES thank you very much! :D
Def Jam Vendetta isnt too good, but its better than most wrestling games... My friend has supermonkey ball 2 and thats fun!...for a while... Now y'know whats crap? The crappest crap I care to remember? Its my little brothers christmas present a few years back of Disney's Dinsoaur. I mean jeeesus! Its a hunk of junk! Clunky controls, irritating characters, hard to read text, like 2-bit graphics on a playstation, top down view, and it was for little kids, I only got to like level 3! my bros couldnt even do mission one! Blam that piece of crap. damn hell ass blam. I'm sure there are other games I hate...they just arent coming to mind...ooh pandemonium was pretty shi... |
My Mum got me A Bug's Life video game a while back. That game was so horrible. You followed a small path and went around collecting stuff. So lame. I sold it.
-oddguy :cool: |
I've got another one. Ocarina of Time. I'm scared by things that drop from the sky or pop out of nowhere to kill you. Except for WW, the only thing that kept me from completing it was the zombies that humped me.
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Ocarina of Time is one of the best games but oh well. Hmm...horrible game...mission impossible for Nintendo 64. Also 007 racing for playstation oh lord....it did however provided some very long lasting jokes between friends that were stupid yet so funny you just had to be here to listen to them to oh man Im laughing now thinking bout it.
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*joins in the killing vendetta against that person who dissed FF*
Seeing I don't play too many games, I'd have to say this RPG on the PSOne called Azure Dreams. You had to go up some tower to collect dragon eggs, but if you left the tower you had to start at level 1 again and the maps changed all the time. Didn't seem very exciting to me either. ... and ANY game that involves flying an aeroplane in a simulation manner. *groan* Abe Babe... |
I hate hate hated Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast. What a waste of 90 dollars. BLEH!
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*calms down* -oddguy :cool: |
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Dude thats freaky but my most crappy game has to be the Puzzle game called Majhong Tiles or something like that talk about retarded
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erm.......Hulk was pretty bad. Blade 2 doesnt live up to what you think of it.
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Spawn was horrible as well. I only sampled it at a friends house, but it just had Spawn running around breaking stuff, then he'd see a dude and it'd go into Arcade style fighting mode. Rinse. Repeat. Lame.
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that sounds like a pretty crappy game i also hated games like Toy Story and movie games that were not succesful. |
Most movie games arnt successful.
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Unless it's Star Wars.
-oddguy :cool: |
The only succesful movie games were probably star wars, Harry Potter and LOTR(Lord of the Rings)
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They were succesful. Not good note. Most, no wait, all of the star wars games have stunk like fez's poop, Harry Potter games had no plot, and the worst gaming invention ever - Autojump. Lord Of The Rings games that I've played were all boring and very repeatative.
I am the gaming master. Obey. |
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I didn't say the games were good but succesful they were very crappy oh and no i wont obey u lol |
Oh you should obey, or you'll end up like Peter.... SMOD!
Or not. |
How do you know what my shit smells like! I just dont feel safe anymore!
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