New guy!
 

Hi, Im new here! I am new to oddworld forums but not to other forums! I hope I enjoy my stay here- I plan to be here for a long time! I am still finding my way around this place though.

Get used to me! I'm here to stay!
:D

Hello! Allow me to welcome you to the forums. I'm Ferill, you cannot call me Fez yet, so dont.

I'm the military know-it-all, ask me anything about Guns, Tanks, Planes, equipment, anything ya want.

Yeah, hi there new guy!

I'm the eeevil bastard who can only give useless advices and stupid comments.
Yes.

Very.

Welcome.

EDIT: A-Ha! The Quick post thing is busted! This was supposed to be my 667th post, BUT! :p
The Number of 666 still remains, ho!

Hello, and welcome to zee forums:D

Have fun!

Hi!
Welcome aboard the S.S. OddworldForums.net!
I'm Dave, and I rite reel good.
You can call me Dave, but there are several other Daves hanging around ... so try not to get confused.
Enjoy your stay!

I'm god. Welcome.

Now bow before me!

Hello! Welcome to OWF! Realy good place... And, if you like, you can join Work at Rupture Farms (v2). It's an RPG.

OK, I know that I say this to every new member, but the factory is empty! We need new RPGers there.

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Silly Henna, posts in welcome and birthday don't count towards your post count:p

And you are so not a bastard^^

Anyway I'm CJ, don't encourage fez with his war crap, Pacifism is the way forward. But guns are fine if they're used for hunting or other non human killing purposes. But no war.

:| We shall keep this as our little secret, right?

*gives Hobo a bottle of cider*

Hush now.

*runs off with cider*

Duh duh duh daaaaaaaaaaah!
Whazzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

It's me, AlphaScrab! Welcome to the forums! Check out the OWH forum, if you're experiencing troubles with the games! Have a good time!

Hello my friend. Welcome to the OWF!
feel free to leave comments in my topics...
-->Fan Corner

:)

.:VaniLLaKiLLah:.

You stole my line! :flames:

Welcome to zuh forums. Have fun and be a good lad.

-oddguy

I'll hold Oddish down and you spank, Oddguy.

Gimmie a second, I gotta let the metal paddle warm up in the fireplace.

-oddguy

* Try's to run like hell! *

You will ne... ..... ..... ....

Hello.

I'm Mac.

Um...

*scratches crotch*

Yes.