Rediculous Band Names Needed!
Hey guys. I need some rediculously funny band names for some comics. Something like the Popcorn Fairies, or Electric Bread. I reeeeealy need these names. They need to be appropriate for kids. Thanx! :fuzgrin:
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how about dixie normus
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Appropriate?
Is that kid appropriate. Just askin'. I don't know.
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Kid appropriate huh? Okay how about the Ass-goblins, or the F*cknutterz, or the Cocksmiths, or the Butt-holes, or the Granpa suckerz. Appropriate enough.
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Just open the dictionary at random and choose two words that sound good together. That's how I got my signature!
I don't know how this will work as a band name but I decided that the first album I put out after I get my recording contract (ha!) will be "Imitation Swearwords". I don't know why I like it but I do. |
Well, I was going to say "The Bleeding Rectal Belches," but I guess that isn't kiddie kosher.
Think of a band name that seems like it's trying to be desperately goth... like "Death Toast Madness" or something like that. |
Toast Killers, Gibby Worms, Corny Chicks, The Bowling Balls, Freakin Feasco... just some random names :)
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"So horrible we cant even say it"
or "@#&*$" |
The Jesus Eaters
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We need these to be appropriate for a children's site for six year olds to twelve year olds (A.K.A, Neopets.com). So, we can't have anything religious or swear words in it.
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Ah.
Ok then. The ***** Eaters |
kid friendly names:
carpet lickers, pussy ticklers, ball catchers, knob turner |
I really wanna add some of my more choice offerings but seeing as you're getting very little real help here I will oblige...
The Bass Cords Turbulance Breaking Glass Five to Nine Sub-Zero Then it all gets dirty! You didn't specify what genre the band is so sadly these are a little rock... but its what I'm into! Hope this helps! CB xx |
Howard Dean Scream. I don't know why, but I've thoguht that would be a good band name for damn long time. Or Sonic Death Monkey, if your kids are into Jack Black(And who isn't, am I right?)
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My personal favorite, if you can fit it on a CD case, would be That Band Whose Name I Can't Remember. Ooh, copyright it fast though, my sister thought it up. Who knows when she'll start her band...
You could also use Armadillo Army, or Johnny Hepcat and the New England Wailers, or The Electric Psychedelic Pussycat Swingers, or Ubiquitous Formicidae, or The Cybertronic Gumball Machine, or Death Monkeys, or Limozeen, or Lazer, except those two are probably protected by copyright laws. Or you could just take some cool-sounding word and spell it wrong, like Rayzor Blade, or Mystic Spyral. Or if it's a blues band, you need three things: a disability, a fruit, and a last name, like Blind Lemon Jefferson, or Old Honeydew Johnson. And if it's a heavy metal band it doesn't matter, because the more horrible the name the more they love you, like Rancid. So call it Filth, or Feces, or Stench, or Putrid Piles of Disgusting Putrefying Decay. Well, there ya go! And they're all kid-friendly. Maybe some of those last ones aren't exactly in good taste. Provocative they may be, though, they're not nearly as bad as the ones these people are coming up with. Pussy ticklers... you sick ****. Electric bread... heh heh. I love that one. "Now please welcome... ELECTRIC BREEEEEEEAAAD!" "EEEE! WE LOVE YOU! WE LOVE!" |
well, God's Right Hand is the name of my band, but that's not bad.....how about.....Joshy.....Joshy plus!
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Limozeen is from Homestarrunner.com.
We need something geeky. Like the Geek Boys, or the Demon Toasters. A band name for an annoying instrument. Like the kazoo, or bagpipes. |
what kind of genre is it ???
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How about:
Muddy Puddle? |
What is a genre?
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How about... The Gorilla Milkshakes?
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How about.. Supreme Flatulence, Radioactive Monkey, Drunken Puppy, Brain Fart, etc, etc. Apparently, I'm not very good at things like this..
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Linoleum Toastrack. Bikeface Chewvicar. Magnus the Modem. Psychedelic Velcro.
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Dragonology is awesome!
Nothing that has to do with alchohol, please.
Remember, it has to be appropriate for young children. No toilet humor, please. *Notices she uses the word `Please' too much :eek: . Sounds like that girl on the Amanda Show.* |
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Are you even using these suggestions? Would you like to make all our effort worth it by actually showing some appreciation rather than scolding us with rules? Sorry if I'm being a bit harsh AN, but for gods sake, you could at least have some gratitude. |
Bionic suggested "Drunken Puppy" and "Supreme Flatulence", which I don't find appropriate.
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Christ so he did! :|
Must've missed it. |
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The Amazing Idiots, Friendly Undead, Action Puppy, Random Vampires, Digital Spuds..
Any more kid-friendly? |
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It means the "type, kind or sort" of something... generally the term is applied to literature, art, film and music. So like in my previous post here my band names were geared around the rock genre... Other music genres include pop, punk, ska, classical, jazz, blues... etc Literature genres include romance, horror, thriller, etc.. Use the word three times and its yours!!!! CB xx |
or you could define genre as the style of music.
You could call the band "Nathan's worship", "Nathan is so great" or "Nathan the deity". I'll let you have them at no charge. |
The Baked Bean Machine
Bread Head Ultra-Quiet Hepa Filter Dig a Pymgy |
Genre genre.
*The Geometric Moderators of the Distribution of Funk *The Wanderers of the Multiverse *Ed and His Clones *The Dudes *The Peepz *The Rock Musicians *The Band-- no wait, that's taken *The Pseudo-Intellectual Crap Buckets... sorry, couldn't help myself, disregard *People With Items *The Necromancers *The Clowns *Purposeless Spirals of Self-Replicating D.N.A. *Tightly Packed Coils on the Lawn *The Craziness Pills *Happy Monkey *The Universe and All that Encompasses It *Bob, Five Men Who Support Cloning *The Oxymorons *The Paradoxes *The Labrynthian Conundrums *Who Are These Guys? *I Barfed *The Floating Brains *Generic Mainstream Corporate Mannequins of the False Rock Genre There, the word is mine! Yes, I know Limozeen is from homestarrunner.com, and I thank you for knowing that site, for it is funny. Lazer is also from that site. 11? You're only 11? Wow. You're probly the youngest I've seen around these here forums. Don't expect much clean material from these folks, if ya catch my wake. |
They have a keen sense of maturity though, for someone of the age. As far as I can tell.
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Yes indeedy. She may be overqualified to post stuff on a site like this. Heh heh. Just kidding.
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My friends dad had a band named "Spank"
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Pickles and Cream
Heck, I've liked Oddworld since I was six. My dad regrets buying Abe's Oddysee because of my room now. Oddworld drawings completely cover the walls. :fuzwink: :fuzgrin: :fuzwink:
I can handle rudeness. You wouldn't believe how many we have in my class that are rude and immature... |
"The Mumbling Grandmas".
"Analog Spongecake" "Terry Torpedo and the Explosive Projectiles" "Uncle Undershorts" |
"9mm"
"50 cal" "The Anti-Reese Campeighn (damn spelling, i blame God)" "Redlife" "Dark Green Skies" "bloodspots" "C4" |
ferill no offense but those names aren't exactly... "rediculous"...
I think she is wanting something more along the lines of what I posted. I don't want to sound opinionated here but, that's just my perception of what ANN NEELY was looking for when she asked us. Just a thought. |