The Versus Thread
Ok, so this is the versus thread.
Here's how this game works. I do a versus question, and the next person says which would win, given the question. Then that person does a versus question, and it goes on and on. So I'll start... Who would win in a bar fight: Cookie Monster or Bert? |
Cookie Monster. He kicks ass!
Freddy or Chucky (say Freddy or die) |
Freddy...Chuck is a stupid doll.
Who would win in a hair pulling contest? ferill or hobo? |
Hobo. He's just that awesome.
Who could bake a better pumpkin pie, Kermit the Frog or Fozzie the Bear? |
Kermit the Frong.
Who's cooler? Mr. T, former pro wrestler, bodyguard, and member of the A Team? Or Terry Tate, the kick ass office linebacker? http://www.terrytate.reebok.com/ |
Mr. T. NO question.
Who's the best, Pete from Office Space, or his boss? |
his boss because I don't know.
What's better Looks or personality? |
Personality, because if you get a hot one with a suck personality, you can't stand her and the novelty wears off.
Who is sexier: Me or Majic? |
Majic, otherwise he'll hurt me.
In a fight who would win? A pirate or a caveman :p |
A caveman, simply because they're brutish.
Who would win in a gun fight M.C or Monkey :p |
Monkeh obviously
Who is more attractive: Kiera Knightly or Johnny Depp? |
A mix of the two would be nice, but i'd say:
Johnny Depp cause he's so sexy! Who would win in a bar fight: Captain Kirk or Simon Cowell? |
Captain Kirk would smack the shiznit out of him or blow him away with his phaser. I suggest that Kirk sets the laser to "Kill in an excrutiatingly painful and humiliating manner."Sammy Haggar Vs. David Lee Roth in a Chicago streetfight.
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Sammy Haggar by far.
Who would you rather punch in the face: George W. Bush or Jar Jar Binks? |
Bush. Jar jar is naturally stupid. Bush just acts stupid.
Who would win in a game of gay chicken? Britney or Pamela |
Pamela fo' shizzle.
Land Shark vs. Horatio Sanz and Jimmy Fallon on uppers. |
Land Shark, for sure.
Who would win?!? Pikachu Vs. Abe Lincoln |
Abe Lincoln. He'd pull out a revolver and shoot the thing.
Okay, it's pistols at high noon! Take ten steps, turn, and fire! Who would win? Donald Duck or Daffy Duck? |
Psh, Donald most definitely.
Who would win in a battle of wits: Student Council or The Recycling Club? |
Student Council all the way.
Ok: Microsoft vs. Sony. |
Microsoft by default.
Who's more funny: Ronald McDonald or A sack of potatoes? |
A sack of potatoes...
who is the most dangerous? a toaster or a hot cofee? |
Coffee, if you've ever seen Ronin, you'll know what I mean.
Godfather Part One or Godfather Part Two |
Part two.
XM-8 or G36? |
.....Feril what the **** are you on...
XM-8 .... its got an X. Jesus Christ or Bruce Campbell (Army Of Darkness) |
Bruce Campbell. Walking on water doesn't help you mow down hordes of undead.
Cans or bottles? |
Bottles, cos you can smash them on stuff western stylee...
Who would you rather give a sponge bath: Gollum or the rotten old lady from The Shining? |
That depends. Does that shining lady have the one ring? If so, Gollum would win.
Ok, Cats or Armadillos...which animal is cooler? -oddguy |
Cats, totally.
No ice cream ever again or no cookies? |
Well, I've never heard of a "cookie headache," so no more ice-cream for me. ;)
If you had only these two choices below for living conditions to suffer the rest of your life, which would you prefer? -Extremely Cold forever? or -Extermely Hot forever? -oddguy -oddguy |
Extremely cold. I HATE being hot. Partly because I sweat excessively.
Which would you rather have as a pet: A monkey or a tiger? |
Tiger.
Sid or Jess :P (that ones for Hobo) British girls or American girls? |
Jess blatently
And English girls, no particular reason. Women or Men? |
damn, thats a sexist question.
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So, your last one could be concidered racist:p
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Women! They're so sexy!
Boxers or Briefs? |
Boxers, I need all the room I can get;) [/penis size boast]
White or Black (Colour-wise, no racism here thank you) |
Which color you like best out of the two?
Black! Naked or Clothed? |
Depends upon the person;)
The Godfather Or Pulp Fiction? |
Pulp Fiction
Do you like you Mom or Dad better? EDIT: Oh yeah, for those of you whose parents are divorced, disregard this Question... |