Insults insults everywhere theres Insults!
 

Come up with as many funny insults or rude comments that you would tell someone if you got pissed at them.

Ill start.

Insult #1 Shut Your mouth and know your role!

insult #2 You have the IQ of a box of hair!

insult #3 Moreon your bus is leaveing!

insult #4 Dabeat Dabeat Dabeat **** off folks!

Shall I continue with Insult #5, paramiteabe? Then we will see how many Insults have we got. Here's one:


Insult #5: You should do something with your hair, like... wash it!

*uses magic hobo ability to see into the future*


I forsee that nothing but bad things will come out of this thread...

Well maybe this should be closed now that I think about it. oops my bad somebody go ahead and close. This can really turn into something bad.

Insult #6: Sure, you're in shape.....a round shape!:D

-oddguy:fuzcool:

Insult #7: The hair, i've seen it when it looks nicer...it just looks, wrong, now...

Insult #8: Oh, i love your jeans, i saw the EXACT same pair in Oxfam!! [Oxfam being a second hand, charity shop]

Insult #9: You're not shallow, shallow people are attractive.

Insult #10: I would be insulted by that remark, if i actually cared about your insect-like existance.

Insult #11: I'm sorry, i don't speak fluent moron...

(Some of the above work better in reply to something)

Insult #12: Did you buy your life in a corner shop or what?

Insult #13: That's a nice haircut, I'd say that if I liked it.

Shutup you NAZI!!!

Insult #14: Oh dear, who opened the zoo and let you out?

I really don't see how. It wasn't directed at anyone, from what i see anyway.

Actually Jacob, I feel that insult was to me. No wait, hes ignoring me so...I think he said it to Jacob, or is he on the list? Or...oddguy? Im confused.

Insult #15: Your looks arent't half bad...they're all bad!

Yeah... if they were actually Nazis. In which case, who cares? Besides, not all Germans were Nazis, and not all Nazis were/are German.

Plus, how could you put such a great insult down? It's been the only half-way decent one so far! :D

That was freaking hilarious. I scroll down, reading all of these cheesey, relatively stereotypical insults, and then there's Abeguys snspiring words. Shutup you Nazi. Beautiful. Those words ring inside of me, like that of the really cool church bell chime, or perhaps that of jingle bells at Christmas.

I'd have to agree with Majic and SeaRex...everybody's insults were unbearably stupid, except for Abeguy's, and Jacob's #9.

But I'd have to say that PA's would win the title of THE stupidest insults I've ever heard.

Actually, #4 was amusing. The Nazi thing though, gosh...

Maybe I'm just biased towards it because I constantly use fascist and commie as adjectives in everyday life. Freaking commies... they're all out to get me.

What's wrong with communists *glare*

EDIT: And I'll withdraw my objection to the Nazi thing..
*Deletes his old post*

I don't think that's fair that mods can delete their own posted but we cant.

I agree with that, many times have I wanted to delete a bad chapter in one of my stories, but have been forced to edit over the top of them.

But you just did it!

But now I am Mod, you see....

Before I was One of you Infidelic types.

I smell hypocrisy...

Moderators are allowed to delete their own posts, are because we place our trust in them to do the right thing. Unfortunately, everyone else is placed in the Usergroup 'registered' and you are among everyone else, who we do not know and can trust as much.

You also aren't allowed to delete your own posts in case a user decides to mass delete his / her posts.

Alcar...

# 16: your as bright as a dark room at midnight

agee gee gee!

Yeah, I'm not very good at the insulting someone thing......mainly because I get along with mostly everyone I know, but there are some people that I don't like at all(not on the OWF)that I have insulted to the point where they had nothing else to say against me.........just speechles. I think it's becaue I know the people I'm insulting, so what I say to them could be personal and hit close to home.

-oddguy:fuzcool:

What isn’t wrong with Communism? It sucks, it reduces the incentive to work because jobs are no longer underthreat by being taken over by someone better than you because Sturctural unemployment does'nt exist, so people who are working produce pathetic goods and services, Communism has failed many countries, look at Cuba and N. Korea!, People's land and homes are all government owned, people will be told how much they can make and how much material possessions they may have, communism takes bums off the streets and into the work force, ****ing retarded! Socialism now there's something to be proud of...

If you are not being sarcastic, then I completely agree with you. I think socialism is the way to go with Governments, which is why (even though I can't vote at the moment) I am an ALP supporter.

Alcar...

No i was quite serious about what i said, i have never been a fan of any political party simply because i don't like one eyed views, that's why i have branded myself and Independent Socialist...

Same here. When it was between Bush and Gore for president, I didn't like either one of 'em. Gore with his 'lockbox' and Bush making up his own words was enough to make me vomit. Then they had to fight over who actually won the election like big babies.

Anyway, I watch FoxNewsChannel, which is more conservative, but at the same time I watch CNN, which people label as liberal. Frankly, I wouldn't like to be confined to one party and just stick with that. I mean, Gray Davis was a looser, but the democrats had to stick behind him even though they didn't like him. I'd hate to be almost forced to like someone just because they're in my party. That's why I'm Independent.

-oddguy:fuzcool:

Both are free media though, which allows them to warp and cover up whatever they feel like. The only way you can get real facts is to see things yourself.

Communism isn't necessarily bad, mind you. As one of my teachers put it, Karl Marx would be livid if he saw what communism had become. The idea there is absolute freedom, but corrupted governments and such prevent it. Thus, it turns into a living hell for those not in charge. If it could ever be executed with a non corrupted government, though, it would be quite useful. Many poorer countries could potentially even benefit from something like that.

Dang... These threads seem to get Off Topic really fast...

# Idontcare: What? You don't understand? Oh yeah, you gotta use that single braincell in your head to breathe...

thank you! i love that one too for the fact that i am jewish :D:D:D:D:D

whenever someone asks "Why....", say "because you touch yourself at night"


"Daddy, why is the sky blue?"
"because you touch yourself at night"
"WAHHHHHHH!"

Hey, I wasn't directing that comment at you. Please don't take it personally or anything...

I didn't take it personally at all, I just knew my insults were really bad!:D Don't worry, I'm not upset or anythingl.:fuzwink:

-oddguy:fuzcool:

i have another one, i don't think it's that good, but i don't think it's that bad, i think it's sucks!


that is it

I'm pretty amazed thios didn't go south the way that "Yo Momma" topic went. Anyhow, why can't I delete my posts? That featured kicked major behind. Oooh, someone mass deletes their posts who friggin' cares? One less moron flinging crappy posts IMHO. By the way, elaborate insults don't work as well as insults like cocksucker because they take way too long to spit out.Also, if you muff the delivery you look more pathetic than the person you were going to insult.More leeway is given to a joke or an insult directed to a relative, however.

I have to go pee.

Quality insult.