Your OWF arch Rival/Nemesis
 

I remember I created a thread like this a while back (and a lot of new people have signed up since then), and what came of it was a whole lotta fun, so who is your Arch rival/Nemesis on the OWF?

Christ, I don't know who would be my nemisis or arch rival. I used to have one in primary school, which was fun, in a wicked and mean sort of way.

*returns to studying*

Alcar...

I don't have an arch nemisis or rival on the forums yet. I'm open to any and all suggestions.

*Stares at Lindsey*

tori.

Mac, he looks exactly like me. He's probably my evil twin. One of us will proabably kill the other, while fighting on a rooftop or somthing. It would make for a kickass movie.

*scribbles down notes and grabs video camera*

Oh, I love everybody!

Sure there are bound to be people somewhere here who find me really annoying, but I hold no grudges! :D

Hooray!

I hope I don't have rival or nemesis, not on the Forums or anywhere at all. Life has put enough hurdles in front of me right now for me to actually be pitted against another human being. I'm going to try something risky tomorrow, if it doesn't work I'm going to try something even more risky. If that doesn't work I may have to run away from home.

Mind you, if I'm someone's nemesis, speak up.

Im sure in some way or another, everyone has some type of rival here. Whether it be friendly, or aggressive. As for me, my Nemesis' are all those dorment members, who have names that insult the forums itself. Ex: The Member "OddworldSucksCock"

Those people can sometimes bug me that they waste their time registering accounts that they will never use, and judging a community before they even get to know it.

Lucipher!
Jacob!
Hobo!
Death!
Reptile!

JOJO BEN HOJI!

Oddguy, Oddguy, Oddguy, Oddguy, Oddguy, Oddguy, Oddguy.

everyone stares at me:| hobo paramud joshy alcar:flames: :mad: :rant: :fuzmad:

Alcar:)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN I STARE AT YOU!?!?

Ooh, that's easy. MasterChief. Although rivals should be able to stand a chance against you but I really don't like him.

Oooo, yes, I forgot about you, the insignificant little fly I squished yesterday :p

Yep. Majic would have to be my arch-rival and nemisis. How oh how, could I forget thee?

Alcar...

Good to see I'm loved.

Ah, the retard/ halo loser. I remember him


My rival is... (drumroll)... ABE16! I HATE YOU ABE16! GO TO **** YOU PIECE OF ****!

ah, and AS (He's also my best friend but...)

Halo loser... says the one with a picture of an Elite as his avatar.

I sure hope that I don't have any rivals...

Having a halo avatar is one thing, being MaterChief is another.

Shhhh. Your suppose to not spoil my fun, you party pooper.

I now add Searex to my lists of rivals since, obviously, hes out to eat my children. Same with Dave, CarboN and Paramiteabe. Paramud and Alphascrab too.

Sligslinger...

I'd like to think that I like everyone, there are just some I like more than others.

-oddguy:fuzcool:

Me at the bottom of his list...

You earn no sympathy.
You tend to hang around.
Bacon in fridge.

That was my (poor) attempt at Haiku.

yeah, but he said he was halo god, and everything he said had to do with halo.

My arch rival? Well I don't know I really don't view users on the forums as an arch rival. Because one I don't really know you personally, and two it just wouldn't make any kind of sense for me.

Now I know I get pissed off at people sometimes accuseing me for something and all that stuff. But for real, I don't go walking around town paranoid over some good old chap's comments towords me on the internet. I mean I have a life and I like to keep it that way.

True I get pissed at comments but it doesn't bother me to the point of paranoia where I have to judge that the piticular person is a jerk and he is my arch nemisis. No thats not me. I just tell myself that what ever that person is doing really needs to have a life if they have to go as far as pissing someone off on the Internet. I altimatically tell they spend their precious lives as an online user. So in finnish I learned its not worth fighting online because you will never win. In other words its pointless. Welcome to Cyber Space everyone!

Paramiteabe...:fuzblink:

And they're hating you right back buddy.

I dont have an arch rival here, mainly because I am not that sad and/or shut in.

There are a few people on here that I think are total wankers. But to be honest, the mere fact that they would join a forum full of people they hate and find repulsive really does just let their lack of intelligence shine through.

So I don't even need to humilliate these people for being total wankers, because they usually just step forward and say "I suppose you are talking about me", because they know that they are being wankers.

If they know they are doing something that is losing them respect, what part of their tiny brain tells them to keep doing it?

*ahem*

Anyway back on topic, and with a sarcastic lets-make-this-sarcastic-and-funny-so-that-the-people-I-hate-dont-flame-me attitude, my arch rivals are:

Alcar. (why is your head so far up your damn ass?) ;)
Disgruntled "flame" Intern. ("I hate all of you.")
Joshy. (can you at least once be happy?)
Abe16. (subtitles please)
Dr. Robotnik. (Grr, feel the wrath of my 16 bit graphics)

There!

Oh. My. God. What. A. Moron.

Hmm... My rival...... Lets see... My rival is... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I can't find my rival! I DON'T HAVE A RIVAL!! WHERE IS MY RIVAL!!!
I WANT A RIVAL!!

Good, your hired. Now let me beat you with some bamboo, now. THen I rip your nipples off. Muahahaha.

You see I can now call you a moron for not learning grammar before you made an attempt to appear better than someone else.

So I'll add you to my list of arch rivals too.

Oh now he's back, Death beats Lindsey to my number one spot.

You can now consider yourself added to my list too.

Mainly for being an asshole.

*Avoids smartass reply incase thread flares into anti-death argument*

Any linguistical errors in Sydney's post aren't grammatical, they're punctuational, and since they exist intentionally for emphasis, there's no complaining you can do about it. Unless you feel that on no account can language be altered to spice it up with emotion.

*knows precisely how Death will respond, and writes it down on a piece of paper*

Yes, mistake noted. I was getting so carried away with making the point that I failed to proof read my reply. So I'll admit that mistake on my part.

Looking at it again, and considering the actual purpose of a period, its use as emphasis is incorrect. The intention was clearly to emulate longish breaks between saying each word, which would be more correctly represented using commas.

The idea was to point out that really you shouldn't pick out on details unless you are totally confident that what you are saying is correct - in my case I accept the consequences of being wrong, and really it was just to show Sydney that I wasn't there to take his/her crap.

Well done though that was very observant.