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oddguy 09-18-2003 08:13 PM

The Worst Way To Die
 
What would you consider the worst way to die? I think drowning or being slowly crushed to death freaks me out the most!:eek:

-oddguy:fuzcool:

GrigtheSlig 09-18-2003 11:43 PM

I would hate to Drown of Burn to death. *shudders* Horrible! :eek:

SeaRex 09-18-2003 11:59 PM

Looks like "drowning" is winning. I know it would be MY least favorite way to die.

I heard a possible urban legend about a guy skinny dipping out in the ocean, when I dolphin attempted to come up and "have it's way" with him. It drug him down below the water, where he drowned... but the dolphin ass rape just adds insult to injur-- err... death.

Majic 09-19-2003 12:26 AM

Being stabbed, beaten, animal attacked or drowing would all be bad. Each one where you're awfuly consience, with the initial blow not being deadly... Well, not for drowing, but you die while struggling, and not just lying down in pain. Arg.

oddguy 09-19-2003 01:02 AM

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Originally posted by GrigtheSlig
I would hate to Drown of Burn to death. *shudders* Horrible! :eek:
I forgot to add burning to death!:flames: Well, anyway, you guys get the idea. I think my favorite way to die would be being shot in the head or something. Or falling off a cliff, cus those are all quick!:D

-oddguy:fuzcool:

Majic 09-19-2003 02:00 AM

I would like to die of a painless, unexpected organ failure in my sleep. Or maybe while asleep dring some operation, as to not cause me any pain nor have me know that I'm going to die.

GrigtheSlig 09-19-2003 02:05 AM

One time, on dateline, they were talking to this guy who was awake while they were opperating on him! The tuff that put him to sleep didn't work! When I had an opperation, I was afraid that would happen, but I fell asleep really quickly!:D

Joshy 09-19-2003 04:17 AM

Drowning is pretty bad. But the worst is being eaten alive by ants, they slowly bite pieces of your flesh of, then when they go into your lungs, you feel ants eating your intestines. Afterwards, your eyes will be the breeding ground for maggots.

Alcar 09-19-2003 04:36 AM

Being beaten to death would have to be my least favourite way to die. While on the other hand drowning would be one of the most favourable.

Though, I remain persistent that I'd like to be burnt at the stake, because I was accused of practising witchcraft.

Alcar...

GrigtheSlig 09-19-2003 05:07 AM

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Originally posted by Alcar
Being beaten to death would have to be my least favourite way to die. While on the other hand drowning would be one of the most favourable.

Though, I remain persistent that I'd like to be burnt at the stake, because I was accused of practising witchcraft.

Alcar...

Really? Do you practice witchcraft?

Disclamer: If that was a joke, I KNOW! If it wasn't, then my question remains.

Being burnt would really hurt! Like you were being cooked alive! OWWCH! That'd hurt! People were so mean to people that they thought were witches! They either drown them or burnt them! MEAN!

Hobo 09-19-2003 05:13 AM

I think stabbing, it's painful, it's messy and it's slow. need I say more?

Facsimile 09-19-2003 08:10 AM

I don't like any of those ways of dying. Except being shot, as long as it's in the head.
Yeah I'm a pussy.
"Raped to death" is very curious.

Alcar 09-19-2003 10:30 AM

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Originally posted by GrigtheSlig
Really? Do you practice witchcraft?
No, I don't. I just think it'd be a highly amusing way to die. Of course, that all counts on the media getting a hold of it.

As for it hurting, I'd like to think of it being ticklish. However, you'll most likely pass out from smoke inhalation before the burns form.

Alcar...

Joshy 09-19-2003 10:55 AM

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Originally posted by Facsimile

"Raped to death" is very curious.

Since i'm Male, i wonder how i could be raped to death... wouldn't i get high from raped to death anyways?

Alcar 09-19-2003 10:57 AM

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Originally posted by Joshy
Since i'm Male, i wonder how i could be raped to death... wouldn't i get high from raped to death anyways?
You are incredibly naive :p

In terms of media attention, Raped to Death would probably score second on my list. No one cares these days who gets stabbed with what.

It's all about the weird deaths.

Alcar...

RavenMM 09-19-2003 01:44 PM

i would hate to be beaten to death and drowning is worse cos of the panic and agitation when your drowning trying to get to the surface i remember i kinda nearly drowned when i was in primary school (elimentary for you usa's) and we were having swimming lessons for the first time i stupidly jumped in the deep end i remember the panic and the thustration trying to get to the top the lifeguard saved me but i would have to say being beaten to death cos theres PAIN! involved drowning theres no pain just suffercation

Mojo 09-19-2003 02:50 PM

Starving to death sucks. When you starve, you can still have hope to find food, but as for being crushed, you know you're gonna die. Most of the rest of the causes are swift and painless. Drowning is said to be a quite peaceful way to die...

Nath 09-19-2003 03:27 PM

although i voted for drowning, I thought of another way of a severer death. Being tortured. Just imaging it, being strapped to a wall and somebody just slicing you bit by bit, and doing it so you don't die quickly but you see alot of you own blood, and the person just slowly tearing your flesh away from you body.

Oh and by the way, when do you use a parachute to bungie jump

oddguy 09-19-2003 03:29 PM

Starving to death would be horrible. I wonder if you would want to eat yer own leg like in the cartoons? Ya know...the ones with a guy floating on a board at sea and out of nowhere he just grabs a plate and fork and sets his foot on the plate. Why doesn't he just grab a big piece of steak where he got that plate and fork?!:D Stupid cartoon!:rolleyes:

-oddguy:fuzcool:

Jacob 09-19-2003 04:26 PM

Drowning or burning. With drowning your lungs apparently explode. With burning your skin sizzles off and the flame causes your gag reflex to kick in.

Yeh and beaten to death.

Abeguy 09-19-2003 07:22 PM

sow and painfull is the worst to me, if i died, i'd want to be shot or die in my sleep

Joshy 09-19-2003 10:45 PM

What about dieing in space? i heard that you head implodes cause the pressure is wrong or something... sounds pretty cool eh? I thinks its the worst, you whole body imploding or exploding... either way its horrible.

oddguy 09-20-2003 12:42 AM

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Originally posted by Joshy
What about dieing in space? i heard that you head implodes cause the pressure is wrong or something... sounds pretty cool eh? I thinks its the worst, you whole body imploding or exploding... either way its horrible.
Yea! Joshy was the first one to mention that one!:D I put it up there on zee list cus' I heard the same thing Joshy did. What a horrible way to die!:eek:

-oddguy :fuzcool:

The Red Muse 09-20-2003 01:44 PM

Getting crushed to death! Like, what would be worse than falling off a bloody tall building and then get smashed to the sidewalk and have firemen scrape your remains off the concrete?

I'd hate that.

Fez 09-20-2003 02:08 PM

dying in space would be bad, very bad.

MasterChief 09-20-2003 04:13 PM

well after reading all of yours i think every reason ppl gave is sick and sux. like burning at a stake from your feet up would be horrible, just watching your feet burn and the fire slowly moving up, omg i couldnty imagine the pain, drowning is really scary i think as well. while beaten to deatha nd ebing crushed are all terrible too, nobody metion ( i think he meant skydiving) skydiving and FORGETTING your parachute, i was listen to this 1 thing where a guy was oin skydiving and was filiming it, it actually showed part of the film and how excited he was about going, he was looking through the lense getting ready to jump and he left and on the way down he was saying how amazin the view was, then he realized he forgot his parachute and was like $%$#$.. i think that is really sad way to die and sux, not because it would be painful like burning or beaten but it sucks because it was something easily preventable

GrigtheSlig 09-20-2003 05:59 PM

Yeah, but if you fell, you'd die pretty quickly, wouldn't you? But on the way down, you'd feel really stupid.:fuzemb:

Being crushed! That would be horrible! I have bad dreams about drowning, burning, and being crushed...

What if you were in an acident, and you had to CUT OFF YOUR OWN ARM! That actually happened to someone. Anyway, what if you cut it off, and then died from blood loss. The pain would hurt cutting, and then you'd die for no good reason! *shudders* Horrible! :eek:

Sekto Springs 09-20-2003 06:22 PM

id hate to drown

paramiteabe 09-20-2003 10:40 PM

What about being stretched or crucified?

Thats got to be the most painful way to die especially crucifixtion.

MrBoj 09-20-2003 10:46 PM

ALONE AND REJECTED

Abe's son 09-21-2003 01:10 AM

...head impolsion isn't on there... Or death by spork...

oddguy 09-21-2003 03:24 AM

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Originally posted by MasterChief
[B ( i think he meant skydiving) skydiving and FORGETTING your parachute[/B]
Yeah, I did mean that. I was actually going to put bungey jumping death and skydiving death as two seperate options, but in my tired state, I accidently mixed the two.:fuzemb:

Anyway, another Q on death. What was your worst dream of dying?

-oddguy:fuzcool:

Facsimile 09-21-2003 04:28 AM

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Originally posted by paramiteabe
Thats got to be the most painful way to die especially crucifixtion.
I'm Brian and so is my wife.

Being shot by some soldiers whilst at school was my worst dream death. I could of hid but the me-in-slow-motion thing happened and I could get to the wall. I died slowly as well. It was so real. I was basically crying when I woke up.

RavenMM 09-21-2003 09:45 AM

did you feel any sort of pain?

Jacob 09-21-2003 10:43 AM

I hate it when the slow-mo things happen...its happened to me. Has anyone controlled their dreams? I've shot aload of Zombies once by making a gun appear...it was fun...but i can't make it happen anymore.

oddguy 09-22-2003 01:58 AM

I control my dreams sometimes, but when I realize I'm controlling it, I all of the sudden forget how to do it and my dream goes crazy! Oh, and I hate the slow-mo thing. I could be running from someone, and I'll just move so slow.

-oddguy :fuzcool:

paramud 09-22-2003 02:43 AM

perfect! I'm the only one who thinks being raped to death is the worst way to die! and I hate it when you try to wake up from a scary dream but you can't... I also hate it when I have a dream that looks so real! I heard that if you get decapitated (get your head cut off) you can still see for 10 seconds... if you die in space it happens in a nano-second becouse space is so cold that the instant nothingness touches you boom your frosen nothing you can do about it...

oddguy 09-22-2003 05:02 AM

According to zee poll, you guys are most affraid of drowning. I'm gonna check some official poll on the web and see what the world thinks. Maybe tomorrow.

-oddguy:fuzcool:

lindsey 09-22-2003 06:48 AM

yay I cam post with my old member

I think a plane crash is the worst way to die

guitar kid 09-22-2003 06:50 AM

i would h8 to be...
 
drowned or burned drowing in a bath would be so horrible...