Ask a stupid question, get a supid answer
Here's how it goes:
Someone asks a stupid meaningless Ques. and the next person gives a stupid Ans. and asks a new Ques. ans so on. I'll start. Q.If a tree fell down and no one was around to hear it, what colour is it? Now some one give an answer and ask their own question |
A: Superslig, the answer to that would be that the tree would be purple, because everyone knows when no one is looking at a thing, that it is transported to the planet Splushimblaught, and everything there is purple.
Q: Today at my friends house I went to the bathroom, and her brother had not flushed the toilet properly before leaving. So when I went to the bathroom, my wee made a connection between myself, and my friend's brother's wee. Will this contract a desease? Will this affect my grade point average? Please let me know. Oddling l:c l |
A. The simple anwser is yes then no.
Q. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if it threw like a little girl? |
A.2332435327532954353543684546546943764367546743694386437643968435732953257325357735 1/2
Q1.How can my feet smell if they don't have a nose, Q2.Who IS in the kitchen with Diana? |
1. They wear shoes!
2. A rubber ducky Why is it that when door bells ring you hear a bell ring? Should I have a lolly or a sucker? |
Lolly or sucker? Hmmm...this is a tuffy since I didn't eat much cheese today. I have an obbsesion with cheese! :D You should have what you're mood is. A lolly if you go, "lalalala!" And a sucker if you feel like one.
Does mamma really say "knock you out"? |
A.No your Mamma says I BUST A CAP IN YO ASS!!!!
Q1.Are we there yet? Q2. Why did I start this Dumbass topic? |
Yes we are there in the rabbits hole:D
Because spam tastes like chicken. Can the world come to town? |
A.Yeah, but it has to Hitch hike.
Q1.Why did he bite his ear? Q2.How many fingers am I holding up? |
1: He bit his ear because he got so fruastrated that he couldn't see it without looking in the mirror, so he just ripped it off and ate it.
2: What are you talking about sligslinger? I just ate all your fingers! Q: I have a dollar, there are some things I really want to buy at the snack machine. There are four things for 25 cents each that I want, and one big thing for $1.00. My question to you is, what is the speed of an iguana with golashes on? Oddling l:c l |
A.42146325832542353583573659353653253253625832537593256358365385326532658325632653532532582365235623 5328658632592353265 mph
Q1.What is your favourite colour? Q2.What is the Speed velocity of a Sparrow carrying a Coconut? |
A. my favourite colour is when there is nothing to talk about.
A. not very much Q. Why would there be an igloo in the middle of the desert |
Because cows eat cucumbers
Q: If and man was sitting on a cliff, looking over the Sahara desert, in the middle of Antartica, in his birthday suit, how much Elephants do you have? |
A. only a handful.
Q. why would you have to if you didn't have to. |
ARGH! i started a thread like this, in fact exactally like this and this one is doing better!
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A. Because the monkeys in the trees told you to!
Q. Why do Aliens invade my Fridge? |
A.Because cats enjoy potatoes
Q1.Why am I chewing on a lightbulb Q2. Why is my brothers, friends brother is a brother to my friends brother I am. |
A1:cause healing potatoes is good for your computers kidneys
A2:Cause Hippos love Penut butter Q: Why do Geese like the 4th dimenson? |
because they eat 4th dimension mango paste, and that is a skary sheepskin seatcover bowling ball.
If a car crashes from 120000abc567890101abcdefz miles away and a cockroach in australia is tapping on a shoe, what would be the size of a clam in mongolia in july? |
A: It would be the size of a Sea-Sloth on Drugs after the full moon...Duh!
Q: If I destroyed snail juice on friday the 12th, how many zombies in the world would say, "dude!" at 9:00 Gorbish time?????? |
A: Silly!! Everyone knows that Gorbish Zombies impale each other at 9:00! But usually some insane ones say dude, but remember! don't go near them, (they may bite). So about 9.
Q: You have a fistfull of kiwi fruit. Several monkeys stumble out of the blue. How many feaathers do the monkeys have on their head? |
A.Monkeys don't have feathers they only have fins, wings, razor sharp claws and blood sucking, flesh tearing teeth.
Q1.Who is Uter Van Gupersnipe? Q2.How fast is a Carrot dressed as a Bug Q3.Now matter how much you hit me no matter how much I hurt I'm always good for a laugh what am I? |
A1. your mom
A2. al fast as a jupitor in the mikkly June Butter A3.A fuzzle on hemroids Q1. What am i if i eat ten millions things that you aren't supposed to eat? Q2. Who are you? Q3. who am i? |
gas
me you is there any aromatic grass? |
A.I don't know what that means!!!!!
Q1.What is your name? Q2.What is your quest? Q3.Why did the Chicken cross the road? |
A: My name is my name and thats for me to find out you to know..... yes I know what I said!!
A: My quest is to annoy the forums as much as possible until they ban me or kill me with coconut milk and alarm clocks. A:The chicken crossed the road because he herd there was a good strip bar there. Eeny meeny miny moe. Blah blah blah blah blah blah. Bob the builder, can we fix it? Bob the builder, no we can't! Gargooshimblplambererergarfunkleandsuchandupthecornerandouttheotherendandsuchandthingermabobikulfazi ntinklershmoop. So do you think he'll still go out with me or not?!! You have to give me the right answer or I'll never be able to see my parents again!!!!! Oddling l:c l |
A: Only if you howl at the sun! Wait...or was that don't howl at the sun? You'll have to take it by chance!
Q: Who's your daddy? |
blubbo chub-2 eqeuls pie in an election of chesse curls at 7:00 in morning is my daddy.
if a monkey jumps onto a giant squid driving a studabaker into a wall made out of rasberry pudding with olive loaf, who will win the academy award in japan? times 2!? |
A.ME!!! AN I PTY DA FOO WHO TINKS DIFFAN!!!!
Q1.What in the name of King Alvin of the planet zorch on a sunday afternoon in the middle of winter in my mothers colon is THAT!?! Q2.Why am I yo Daddy? |
1. cheddar cheese with mustard in a library
2. because you ate a mango at the bottom of a noodle ocean if one train leaves dr. suess and the other leaves his girlfriend at 3:00 when will wood take over the world? |
A1: His name would be the traditional name for all Zorch's that live in colan's Sunday about winter time. His name would be Bob!
A2: You ain't my daddy! You look more like my mommy when she has a Zorch in her colon! Q: What is Rumplestiltskins last name? |
A.Rammalammadingdong
Q1.Why? Why? WWWWWWWHHHHHYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Q2.What the hell? Q3 1/2.What is the name of Darth Vulgars name? Q3853753435735.Huh? |
no
no no no yes whatever if 4 monsters eat a orange sock on the moon in a wooden spaceship made by abe lincoln, what would be the squzre rout of pie in a four way intersection made by a pink elephant? |
A. 2877 X blue monkeys
Q. Is the moon really made of cheese? Q.Why are Mountins smaller than anthills? |
A.Nope it's made of a tomato and cheese pizza. So your answer is yes and no.
A2.Well according to the flux compasiter 1/54 squared, if a man was to cross the road time would slow down resulting in a warp in the space time continum creating the illusion that mountains are larger than anthills, and thats why the only time anyone sees a "high" mountain it is because Mr.Ronalds hasn't gone across the road to go to the store yet. Q1.What would you find at the centre of the earth? Q2.Where did I leave my pants? |
1. A huge, bright pink monkey that loves pineapples
2. On a rollercoaster driven by an elephant Q. A bus is driving at 60 mph. At the first stop, 23 people get off and 13 people get on. At the second stop, 9 people get off and 10 people get on. At the third stop 2 people get off and one person gets on. So, using this information, what colour were the bus drivers eyes? |
A.Hamster
Q1.WHat would happen if I put a gerbil in a microwave? |
Answer:
You will experience severe flatuence. As well as that, depending on how long you put the gerbil in the microwave: 0 - 5 mins: It will produce fuzzles 6 - 35mins:It will transform into a Vykker 36mins - 1 hour: It will become a delicacy 1 hour + : You'll self-destruct from flatulence overdose. Question: What do you call a tree that turns from purple to green? |
Answer:it truns mapel tree![list=a]
Q1:Why is it that every body I see has a Nose? Q2:Who let the dogs out? |
A: Because your glasses have noses painted on them, see?
A: I let the dogs out. How do I know? I AM one of the dogs who got let out! If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how long will it take for authorities to arrest him for picking pecks of pickled peppers which are on the endangered list? Oddling l:c l |