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Jacob 05-24-2003 11:46 AM

*Shakes fist* Darn you Mods, darn you all!!
 
Yes, thats right. Pie.

No, anyway, i'm just making this topic to say darn you Mods. Darn you all. And such. Why? I hear so many of you cry. Well, because they close all the good topics before i have time to reply in them. For instance the topic stating 'Lose the argument'. Like, hello!! I wanted to reply to that. But Mr Majic was selfish...yes...he was. And he closed it without sharing any of it with me...how...rude...

So, yeh. I would quote the person whom made said topic in this one, but i dont want to cause an argument...actually, thats a lie. I just dont want to seem petty. But, i will quote one thing -

:

*licks Dave's dick... er, shoe*
Hmm. Yes. Quite.

Anyway, i'm gonna go and dance irraticly to 'mOBSCENE' by Mr Maz Manson now. But just remember, just remember this -

# (Nasty) Some men need some killer weed, some men need cocaine
Some men need some cactus juice, to purify the brain
Some men need two women, some need alcohol
Everybody needs a little something, but Lord I need it all

To get my rocks off [rocks off], to get my rocks off [rocks off]
Get my rocks off a mountain, and roll 'em on dowwwwwn

I may do you one time, and I may do you more
I may turn you into something, that you ain't ready for
I might want your body, and I might want your bread
I might want your momma to come visit me instead

To get my rocks off [rocks off], to get my rocks off [rocks off], to get my rocks off [rocks off]
Get my rocks off a mountain, and roll 'em on dowwwwwn

Sometimes I dream of chicks, to bring me ever lasting joy
Sometimes I dream of animals, sometimes I dream of boys
Sometimes I kill the living, sometimes I raise the dead
Sometimes I say "Just f*ck it all", and roll back into bed

To get my rocks off [rocks off], to get my rocks off [rocks off]
To get my rocks off [rocks off]
To get my rocks off a mountain, and roll 'em on dowwww-wwww-wwwwn # - 'Get my Rocks off' by Marilyn Manson (You just know you want to download it)

Majic 05-24-2003 01:56 PM

Aw, does wittle Jacob want do get a wittle action in on Reese?

Really now, it was going to lead up to another argument, where you post more of your sarcastic replies, and Reese will get angry again, and it'll end up being closed like the last one.

Honestly, kids these days...

Rex Tirano 05-24-2003 02:25 PM

lol! I couldn't help reading this topic. Honestally Jacob. Have you had your nap today? cos somebodys getting a little cranky. Yes, i thought you would be a little bit more mature. Hehehehehehe!

Jacob 05-24-2003 02:42 PM

It wasn't supposed to be taken overly seriously, although i was serious...sort of...

Xavier 05-24-2003 06:44 PM

Re: *Shakes fist* Darn you Mods, darn you all!!
 
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Originally posted by Jacob
'Get my Rocks off' by Marilyn Manson (You just know you want to download it)[/i] [/B]
just go here:
http://killthechicken.free.fr/data/getmy.zip

Joshy 05-24-2003 10:58 PM

I was going to reply to that reese 'loose the Arguement' topic too. I was gonna say that the arguement has already blown over and he is just starting another one.

Jacob 05-24-2003 11:32 PM

I was gonna mock him on the 'you'll feel guilty' argument. Cos its known fact i dont have a concience...literally.

Big_Bro_Slig222 05-25-2003 09:56 AM

I think we can also come to the conclusion that you have no shame, Jacob. Thats a rare skill that is.

Joshy 05-26-2003 03:48 AM

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Originally posted by Big_Bro_Slig222
I think we can also come to the conclusion that you have no shame, Jacob. Thats a rare skill that is.
Why do you say he has no shame???

Facsimile 05-26-2003 07:17 AM

Yeah I wanted to reply to it too. There was a thread not long ago that was also closed before I had shared my 2 and a half cents with everyone.
In the 'Lose the argument' thread I had many planned things to say. Don't you think it's weird how everyone had thought Reece had left and then he came back and said 'lose the argument' when he was the one that brought it back up?
I can't talk longer, my throat is too sore.

Jacob 05-26-2003 08:49 AM

I think we, the forumers, should decide whether or not a topic closes or not by, like...i dunno...erm, saying when we've finished ravaging the corpse of a loser. Erm...yeh. The word 'Mutiny' springs to mine. Which reminds me, where is Justin these days?

Joshy 05-26-2003 09:06 AM

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Originally posted by Jacob
I think we, the forumers, should decide whether or not a topic closes or not by, like...i dunno...erm, saying when we've finished ravaging the corpse of a loser. Erm...yeh. The word 'Mutiny' springs to mine. Which reminds me, where is Justin these days?
Mmm forumers deciding closing a topic or not... i think that would be a bad idea since it will take alot of trouble to close a topic and Justin is just very busy i think. I've seen him around though.

Majic 05-26-2003 12:38 PM

No way, you lessers! Power shall remain supremely unique to thoust mods!

Justin is still around, I think he was recently helping a guy out with some computer problem stuff in the Help area. I've also seen him lurking in the dark shadows of whos online. Really though, hes busy and such.

Jacob 05-26-2003 12:51 PM

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Really though, hes busy and such.
I'm presuming Aliens.

I think if we get to decide whether to close a topic or not it would be more of a democracy and less of a dictatorship of "you cant post there, no, stop that at once!!" and such. Its not like we're getting power...we're just getting the right to decide...

Majic 05-26-2003 07:17 PM

O, I get it...

No:p

Jacob 05-26-2003 09:03 PM

I say we have a vote on it...

Do we want a dictatorship?
or
A democracy??

EDIT:

Or how about we just give all power to Majic? Yea, that seems about right...

Joshy 05-27-2003 03:41 AM

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Originally posted by Jacob
I say we have a vote on it...

Do we want a dictatorship?
or
A democracy??

EDIT:

Or how about we just give all power to Majic? Yea, that seems about right...

I go for communism.... and NO dont give all power to Majic:fuzvamp: Give it to me muahhahaha

Rex Tirano 05-27-2003 07:18 AM

hmm....well if you give all powerto majic...as i'm a good friend of his....he'll give me some power! YES give all the power to majic. Hes a just wise leader. <.< >.>

Hobo 05-27-2003 07:23 AM

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Originally posted by happyguy936
I go for communism.... and NO dont give all power to Majic:fuzvamp: Give it to me muahhahaha

Actually if it's a fair communist state then everyone shoyld have equal power.

Anyway I'm anti-democracy so DICTATORSHIP!

Facsimile 05-27-2003 08:03 AM

I pick the one that begins with d!
...
The one where we can still make people... cry a little, where the mods don't see fit.

Jacob 05-27-2003 10:00 AM

Damn you Majic, damn you and your Godlike hold over these forums. One of these days i'm gonna get that power, i'm gonna rise up, much like Obitus in my updated fic - Waiting... which is a must read. *Cough* Yes...

But until then, I consent to your every demands...

Abe-Gun's Return 05-27-2003 01:37 PM

(Whenever I do the quotations, I'm Jacob.)
I think we do have a right to say when a topic gets boring or when "some loser gets involved". We have a right to tell when we want to close a topic! WE CAN BE FREE! WE CAN HELP! WE CAN "DESTROY THE FORUMS! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!" Nevertheless, the mods have gotta do it. I say give all power to the mods. They are the ones who "Ruin our fun, those friekin' idiots!" We just gotta leave the things to them, just like every other "friekin'" site. "Damn you, Abe-Gun, Damn you with your stupid funny stupid idiotic speaches!!!!!"

Majic 05-27-2003 07:47 PM

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Originally posted by Abe-Gun's Return
(Whenever I do the quotations, I'm Jacob.)
I think we do have a right to say when a topic gets boring or when "some loser gets involved". We have a right to tell when we want to close a topic! WE CAN BE FREE! WE CAN HELP! WE CAN "DESTROY THE FORUMS! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!" Nevertheless, the mods have gotta do it. I say give all power to the mods. They are the ones who "Ruin our fun, those friekin' idiots!" We just gotta leave the things to them, just like every other "friekin'" site. "Damn you, Abe-Gun, Damn you with your stupid funny stupid idiotic speaches!!!!!"

Say what now?

Jacob 05-27-2003 08:03 PM

Hmmm, i've been thinking. I think we should be allowed to close our own topics, if not, delete them. I want the delete function to work again, damnit!!

But people like Majic are the only ones who really deserve cool powers and all, after all. *sigh* I guess I'll go on with my boring, non-socialist, non-powerful reject life.

SeaRex 05-27-2003 11:04 PM

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Originally posted by Jacob
Hmmm, i've been thinking. I think we should be allowed to close our own topics, if not, delete them. I want the delete function to work again, damnit!!
Yeah, Chris. Fight the power. Those bastards want all of the deleting powers for themselves. Of course, what would you expect from those slave-banging, Hitler-loving queers.

Majic 05-27-2003 11:39 PM

I say we ban radicalist hippies from the forums.

Jacob 05-27-2003 11:50 PM

Damn you Majic, stop raping my posts to spawn your own evil worldly thoughts!!

...Wait a minute, no don't! I ph33r your mightiness! I therefore give my deepest apologies, and promise to never, EVER sound like I'm even REMOTELY mocking you again. *wimper* Mommy...

Abe-Gun's Return 05-28-2003 12:06 AM

Mmmmmm....rape......ahem excuse me?

Facsimile 05-28-2003 12:11 AM

Yay! Bring back the deleting option! Then we can annoy people we don't like by making it look like they double posted.

PS: Majic smells. Good. Very good.

Joshy 05-28-2003 03:47 AM

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Originally posted by Facsimile
Yay! Bring back the deleting option! Then we can annoy people we don't like by making it look like they double posted.

PS: Majic smells. Good. Very good.

I Totally disagree with bringing back the deleting option for normal registered users. If your post was first one in a thread, which means your topic, and you delete it, all the others post will be gone, that would make the post count very uneven and maybe some of us would go crazy and delete all their own post and it would just create a lot of chaos in the forum. If you want to delete your post just ask the mod or something.

And Majic stinks!!!:D

Alcar 05-28-2003 04:57 AM

Majic why aren't you raping my posts! :p I want them to be raped!

Alcar...

*this post was raped by Majic*

Joshy 05-28-2003 06:58 AM

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Originally posted by Alcar
Majic why aren't you raping my posts! :p I want them to be raped!

Alcar...

That is acting so immature for our supermod :p


DIE PETER DIE mauhahhaa!!!

Jacob 05-28-2003 08:24 AM

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that would make the post count very uneven and maybe some of us would go crazy and delete all their own post and it would just create a lot of chaos in the forum.
Ok -

1) We dont have a post count out in the open anymore. So unless some idiot was to go "My post count is bigger than yours, nehhhh!!" like that and challenge a fellow forumer to a post-count war, then nobody would notice.

2) The forums would not descend into chaos, due to the fact that chaos needs to have an intelligent ruler...and, lets face it, the vast majority of this forum believes Abe is out there, somewhere...

The fact that we cant delete our posts is annoying, especially for Fic writers, whom if they add a crappy chapter cant delete it out, but have to edit it out and leave an empty message before they can re-edit it and place a new chapter there. The argument about whole topics dispersing along with other peoples post count is a crap one, i dont see why anybody would go "crazy" just because their post count drops...if they do i will severely beat them with pixilated words.

paramiteabe 05-28-2003 11:18 AM

All I got to say is that I am laughing like crazy. I can't hold my laughter I am laughing so hard falls out of chair!


Listen to your selves. Comeon do you people really and truely think that there is this Governmental seat ruleing the forums?


You know how rediculous this all sounds? It is amazeing how we can be such Morons sometimes!


I mean for crying out loud this is a forum a place of discussion. Not a Government What the hell is up with that?


It is amazeing how we are relating things to Communist States or any other type of Government. I am here to talk not to debate on who is the ruler of the forums is and such. Its bad enough that we even have debates about this type of stuff. I think we all just need to get a life! And that is the truth.

SeaRex 05-28-2003 11:29 AM

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Originally posted by Majic
I say we ban radicalist hippies from the forums.
Spoken like a true Hitler loving bastard.

Rex Tirano 05-28-2003 12:49 PM

*looks at the chaos* hehehe, your all a bunch of idiots. Like PA said this is a forum. Not the E.U or a proper political debate. think you teeny weeny mortals shouldn't have deleting powers, because it takes away all the fun of being a mod. :P And think of all the posts going missing.

:

Its bad enough that we even have debates about this type of stuff. I think we all just need to get a life! And that is the truth.
ACK! I have a life, and so does most of the people on the forums. So go eat some shrimp toast!

atusiya@ 05-28-2003 12:55 PM

The Power game between posters and mods
 
...MAY BE.. I think ..after all...
Jacob is a prince, but Mod is the king.:fuzsmile:
atusiya's father..

Jacob 05-28-2003 03:54 PM

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Comeon do you people really and truely think that there is this Governmental seat ruleing the forums?
Have you actually read this topic? I dont see how you could have thought we thought the Government was ruling the forums...

:

It is amazeing how we are relating things to Communist States or any other type of Government.
Why? The same comparison would happen in schools, clubs and so on. Why not the forums. And i'm not comparing, i just think we should decide when and when not topics are closed (whether we can only decide about our own topics or not is up for discussion) and i dont see how not having the delete function is a good thing. If we have it, it doesnt mean that people are going to delete all their topics does it? No. Shush.

:

Jacob is a prince
How rude, i'm a Princess if not a Queen...heh

Yet strangely, I have no power. I'm currently run by the goddamned tyrannical Majic, who ejoys expoliting rapage into my posts. Hes so cool, I just wish I could turn him into a plushie to cuddle at night instead of my teddy.

Majic 05-28-2003 08:54 PM

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Originally posted by SeaRex
Spoken like a true Hitler loving bastard.
Once I learn German in high school, I'm going to dye my hair balck and get a mustache.

Facsimile 05-28-2003 11:28 PM

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Originally posted by Majic
mustache.
I was going to comment on the way you spelled that, but I looked it up and it turns out it is spelled two ways: like that and moustache.
Make more errors!


And now for something completely different:
Why must Americans laugh and cheer at everything. I was watching David Letterman and he said something about DOW (well it was somethingOW) and the whole crowd started cheering. You ruin shows for me.