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Abe's son 05-07-2003 11:10 PM

Jays Quest
 
*kills 2d shitups*

alright going into the sprite comic busines, with Jays Quest. It will have a story line...sorta.

Cast

Name: Jay**is a Pharoman armoured 8-bit dude**
Ocupation: VI
Likes: Wattermelon Soda, rediculesly large weapons, mechs, and Napalm man(he's not gay he just thinks Napalm man is kickass)
Dislikes: People who think there all that and a bag of chips with a big gulp
Sex: Male
Age: uh....he cant remember
Theme Song
Play that Funky Music White boy - KC and the Sunshine gang

Once I was a boogie singa

Playin in a rock'in'roll baaaand

I neva had no problems-yeah

burin down the 1 night stands.

Most likely to Say: "Didn't do it"
Most likely to do: Seal something


Name: Ivy**unavailible**
Ocupation: In Jay's party
Likes: Plants, and Samuri
Dislikes: Jay, wants to rip his balls off
Sex: Female
Age: She ain't tellin

Theme Song
Jungle Boogie

Get down Get down
Get down Get down
Get down Get down
Get down Get down

Jungle Boogie!
Get da boogie....
Jungle Boogie!
Get down with the boogie...

Most likely to say: "I'm Killing jay first chance I get"
Most likely to do: put a spikey plant root up your ass and rip your lungs out

Name: Ninja**not around**
Ocupation: In Jays party, Samuri's friend
Sex: Male
Likes: Swords and sharp things
Dislikes: the author
Age: 400 years old

Theme song
Secret Agent man

Most likely to say: "I know ninjitsu"
Most likely to do: put swords in people

Name: Bawlz**absint**
Ocupation: In Jays party, is round
Sex: None is machine
Likes: His antenna
Dislikes: Napalm man
Age: I AM IORN MAN

Theme song
Big Balls- AC DC
*still trying to figure out what he's saying*

Most likely to say: "I have bigger balls than you!"
Most likely to do: so wacko spell using his eye

Name: Napalm man**not here**
Ocupation: In Jay's party, also AS's favorite character
Sex: None is machine
Likes: Fire..lots of fire, and shooting Bawlz
Dislikes: His missles n' crap going off in his body
Age: I AM F***ING IORN MAN!!!

Theme song
Burn baby Burn

BURN BABY BURN!

BURN BABY BURN!

DISCO INFERNO!!

Most likely to say: "HA! Burn bizneach!"
Most likely to do: burn something

Name: AS
Ocupation: Authour
Sex: Male
Likes: Being God of his own world
Dislikes: Being proven wrong, or being striped of his power
Age: 15

Theme song
Bran's Freestyle(Chineese rap) - CKy2K

Who likes my chop sticks

If ya wana see me, eat jello
I can kick you higher than you can kick me
I can kick you into a tree

Most likely to say: "W00T! I AM GOD!"
Most likely to do: Be a very insane, retarded and wacked god...

Name: Rezzagog'Disnie Orphina Uourgog (..err...Rezzagog)
Ocupation: The Redeemer
Sex: Male
Likes: Good people
Dislikes: Total Jerks, IE: Leader of the BNW army
Age: 5,000 years of creation, but 1 year of life on earth

Theme song
none yet

Most likely to say: "I am the Redeemer, bow down before me siner"
Most likely to do: Redeem

Name: Perseus-Amphamoria'de Drektarian OrinAI (Avenger)
Ocupation: Soldier of God(aka James)
Sex: Male
Likes: Stoping wars
Dislikes: Warmakers and politicts
Age: 2 million years of creation in James's realm, but 1 year of life on earth

Theme song
none yet

Most likely to say: "Can't we all just get along?"
Most likely to do: Start or stop a war

Name: Metool Kid (Mety or Met kid)
Ocupation: James's "child" and creator of all mets
Sex: Male
Likes: Mets
Dislikes: Met haters
Age: about 10...sorta

Theme song
none yet

Most likely to say: "So...how do you do that?"
Most likely to do: Make a met, or run away from danger

Name: Dominic
Ocupation: Jame's Familer and Metool Kid's helper/trainer/gardian
Sex: Male..I'm Gusing
Likes: Ice and chicks
Dislikes: Heat and stupid people
Age: 100

Theme song
none yet

Most likely to say: "I'm helping you just becuase your stupid, and I'll have one less person to hate after this"
Most likely to do: Freeze something or hit on a chick.

Abe's son 05-08-2003 12:05 AM

Jay's Quest: Part 1: Watery things
Opening

The Red Muse 05-08-2003 02:55 PM

*giggles*
 
That was odd... but funny! More sprite comics! Hurray!

Hobo 05-08-2003 03:14 PM

Funny! More..........

Abe's son 05-08-2003 05:37 PM

Yay! Replys! Ok soon more to come. If you didn't get what happend:

Samuri got knocked out.

A spirit talks to Jay(in his head).

There going on a quest..

Abe's son 05-08-2003 06:18 PM

Incoming

Guessssssssssssss who...

Abe's son 05-08-2003 06:49 PM

oh my god...SPECAIL EFFECTS!!!!!!

Abe's son 05-08-2003 11:20 PM

Specail anit-climatic drunks you know you love it

Abe's son 05-09-2003 06:08 PM

Replys, please.

Abe's son 05-10-2003 01:11 AM

Your going to love it here... mmm...catgirls...

Fez 05-10-2003 07:05 AM

cool! these are nice. I havnt seen a sprite comic in ages!

Hobo 05-10-2003 07:08 AM

More MORE! these are really good.

The Red Muse 05-11-2003 05:21 AM

:

WHAT BLASPHEMOUS MONKEY WHIPPERY IS THIS??
Mwhahahahahhahehahehheahewhahe~...and so on...

LOL ,these are great!
Sprite comics all the way! Yay!

Abe's son 05-12-2003 08:37 PM

were practicly starting over right here...

Yes..there THAT stupid

Abe's son 05-13-2003 10:06 PM

ok these are MY 3 beings i made to"clense" the earth

Part2: The 4 creations

The introdution of the new hero

Abe's son 05-13-2003 10:08 PM

sorry screwed up

nads 05-14-2003 10:34 PM

you know what you need...



THE YELLOW DEMON!


PM me and tell me how you posted the comics

(I'd post mine then!)

Abe's son 05-16-2003 07:37 PM

Enter Metaknight

I'm a spoiled bastard. I got Vice City on PC for free, AND I'm going to see Martix: Reloaded. God I love being stupid.(

(PS Kyle. See the thing on the bottem when you post that says attach file, click browse and upload your comics that way. See ya.)

Abe's son 05-17-2003 05:52 PM

goddamnit

Abe's son 05-18-2003 01:52 AM

News

Well its the weekend folks, I just got back from seeing The Matrix Reloaded and let me just say it was better than the first one. Exelent movie. So expect some Matrix related comics coming down the road. This is AS, over'n out.



-AS

Abe's son 05-18-2003 11:56 PM

And this folks

Abe's son 05-18-2003 11:57 PM

And this folks

Is what to come

nads 05-20-2003 10:27 AM

cool


this is a test (don't beat me!)

Abe's son 05-20-2003 08:33 PM

Works

Abe's son 05-21-2003 04:19 PM

Introducing a force

Who is this person? Is he the overlord true author? Is he an incarnate of evil? IS HE RELATED TO MARTHA STUART!?? AHHH. or...is he the feared beast.....MARTHA SIMMONS!!! AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...well im not telling you so you'll have to find out on your own.

Abe's son 05-21-2003 09:04 PM

CREATION STORY , This is how the JQ world was created, expect rediculusly long names.

Before time a race of great and powerful beings were created. From them sprang more and more, until there were as many as the stars in the sky...each one set off to create a world. This world they would rule over. This world they would control and minipulate. One, a very young one, named Jama-nazu, set out and built a planet far off away from the rest. Although one planet named Gaia was doing the best, Jama-nazu sought to create a perfect world. So he molded the universe around him into an orb, and made water, land sky, tree's, grass ect.. And so before him lay a planet. He needed to name this planet...and so he did. He named it Kuk-luzla. He opened a rift to create a home for himself and required to fuse good and evil together, but the 2 force's refused each other and split, creating 2 beings, one Good, his name Uki-numa lord of the pure. Another was a mangled tourmented soul, deformed and horrid, it ran off and hid in the center of Kuk-luza. He was originaly called Zeznuba, the tormented one, but then went to Kuzz-kula, a Dark god, who gave him the chance for power. Zeznuba excepted and was transfored into a one eyed kite shaped being, markings all over its body. Two orbs floated near the tip conected by a celestial tenticle to the eye, wich had a red slited pupil and dark streaks coming in twords the eye. Tendrils like black silk hung off his body, and so Kuzz-kula named him Soul Screamer.

The legend of Ne'Zenagara-ueol The Dark eyed one

Soul Screamer stayed with Kuzz-kula until one day he sent his daughter Kyniss to see Soul Screamer. She told him that her father would grant you power if you colected 1,000 screams that were created bye you and caused death, and the blood of your victems. Soul Screamer agreed and set off using his eye to pierce the hearts of all he saw and collect their screams with one orb, and their blood with the other. He worked for 200 year and returned to Kuzz-kula with his promise. He put the blood in a giant bowl, wich Kuzz-kula drank the blood from. And he put the screams in a sac wich Kuzz-kula ate from. And so Kuzz-kula bellow out. "I grant thine wanting for new power. And so from this day forth I bestow you your new name and form, Ne'Zenanagara-Ueol The Dark eyed one. Now go forth mighty one, and plauge the lands for as long as I live withen the bowels of the universe, and may blood rain from the skys..." And so Soul screamer was transformed to The Dark eyed one. He became a black shapeless for with the same eye of his Soul Screamer in the middle, his eye more powerful than ever, now called the Eye of a Thousand screams. He took an offering from Kuzz-kula, the shadow armour, and set out.

The story of Ogonzoula, the Messiah

One day Jama-nazu created a Messiah, for the people after being tourmented for 200 years lost hope in there being any peace. But the Messiah told them not to fear. Ogonzoula had the head of an insect with four sets of pinchers, and sectioned eyes, he had gills on the sides of his head and 2 horns pourtroudeding from his head. He had the body of a man, perfect and muscular. He wore only a loin cloth and roamed Kuk-luza bringing good news. Until one day, Ne'Zenanagara-Ueol wanted vengance. So The Dark eyed one set out to find Ogonzoula. Wich he did, and he loped off his head..he placed it over his head and eye and fused to The Dark eyed one's body. This gave him great power, until Uki-Nama found him and burned the head from his body. After this Ne'Zenanagara-Ueol was furious, and tryed to kill Uki-Nama, but failed. After this The Dark eyed one and Uki-Nama became life enemys and still engage in battle everytime they see each other to this day.

Well thats pretty much what you'd find if you picked up a bible in the JQ world for the first couple of storys. See ya later

nads 05-22-2003 10:34 PM

martha simmons?


it can't be martha stuart, she has better interior decorating SKillZ!




A.S,
Heard of .Hack? that's what my comics gonna be on (.Smack)

anyway, pretty neat!


20 days o' school (2 projects due:( )

Abe's son 05-22-2003 11:47 PM

...Yes......................................................................PENIS *runs off stage*

I'm sorry I just needed to do that. Ok something a little different today.
KFC ELITE TEAM (KET, soon you see TIT but thats later lol) yes, that is the Doom marine leading the attack

nads 05-23-2003 02:04 PM

you made bill crosby a crip?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


cool comic








~Nads, waiting for martha simmons answer

Abe's son 05-23-2003 07:14 PM

AND SO WE MARCH ON FOO! Yes thats Timmah on the KFC PCATF and thats shinobi going at the AOL guy

Abeguy 05-23-2003 07:23 PM

crikey1 that's a tad bit awkward, but heck! i like it. It's...original :eek:

nads 05-24-2003 12:08 AM

:

COZ B STYLE!
ALL HAIL THE GREAT COZ-B!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Abe's son 05-27-2003 12:07 AM

*bump* Working on a 2nd page special comic

Abe's son 05-30-2003 11:53 PM

Well my leave of absince is becuase i developed a boil on my ass, and i had it drained yesterday. God was it painful, now im on horse pills. Any way im going to stray from the main storyline and work on a all Chao based comic. And look! A PREVIEW!! OMGZ!!

*supense music plays*

Abe's son 05-31-2003 09:09 PM

TEH CAST, OMFGZZZ!!! TIHS AWZUM!!!!@#!11! OMGZZZZ!! *wets self*

Abe's son 06-01-2003 01:05 AM

Gorden Dieares(cant..spell) are also some crap.

heres one of the many pictures you'll see from thatHURL
all the pics are from PlanetHalfLife

Abe's son 06-05-2003 06:08 PM

FIRST TRANSMITION HAS BEEN LOADED, LOOK OUT, HES BEEN DRINKING

Hello viewers!

How are you!.....there....in computer land....looking at this thinking "What the hell? This guy dosn't give up dose he.." and then shuting off your computer..

BUT DONT TOUCH THE BUTTON!

..uh...

We have candy!

um....Yes!

DELICIOUS CANDY!

and...uh...

GOPHERS!!

YEAH!

Thats it! Gophers! Everyone loves gophers right!....


Right?...Well I do...

Everyone dose..dont they? I mean Gophers are small...and....dig....holes......and they're furry! Yes folks!

FURRY!!

Everyone likes furry things!! THEY'RE SOFT!! Furry is soft!

...sinisterly soft...like milkyway bars..wait...those aren't soft..hold on...wait Wallter are they?!

Wallter Bernette: No Gordan, they aren't, because they're ri-

Thats enough out of you mister Wallter science pants...

Wallter: bu-

ENOUGH!

Wallter: I was only trying to explain to the veiwers tha-

*twich*

Wallter: Gordan please I-

*twich tiwch*..MY SHOW WHITE SUIT MAN!! *leaps at Wallter*

Wallter: SWEET CHRIST GORDAN!! AHHHH!!!

*crunch* *chomp* *sqish*

Wallter: AHHH!AAAaahhh...*gurgle gurgle*

*blood soaked Gordan Freeman gets up from Prof. Bernette's mauled corpse*

...uh...ill get back to you...ew...later... nasty...

*walks off camera*

*camera shuts off*

*camera turns back on*

*Freeman Stands there in a new HEV suit*

Know what makes me angry?

And violent?

At the same time?

....

Music teachers...

Why do we need them in schools!? I mean, it should be optional to take..WHY DO WE NEED TO KNOW HOW TO PLAY THIS THING!!

*holds up recorder*

WHY!?

ITS A STUPID PIECE OF *censored*!!

...

Yeah its one hell of system folks

We pay tax's to fund were I work

Black Mesa Reserch Facility(BMRF)

Enroll today and fight aliens that we released by accident!

...

Its great!!

You wake up to find the mauled corpse of one of your coliges hanging from the ceiling!

ITS REALY GREAT!!

*runs up to camera and grabs it*

LET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE!! ALL I HAVE TO EAT IS HEADCRABS AND SODA!! THEY DONT FEED US!!! AHHH!!!

*camera battery thing beeps meaning its low*

Look ill tell you were to find me! Its in Austri-

*camera shuts off*

END FIRST TRANSMITION FROM GORDAN FREEMAN...GOOD GOD I WAS RIGHT, HE HAS BEEN DRINKING

Abe's son 06-05-2003 09:16 PM

*gordan turns on Camera*

Im sorry...

I over reacted...

But you know what

Mr.Blue Suit sucks...

I mean, he studders like hell,

its not that theres anything wrong with that but...

You know...

He's....

Wierd....

...

REALY weird...

like yesterday I saw him shoving his hand into the heart cavity of a man being operated on...

It was sick!

I almost shot vomit at him!

God!

It was insane...

hes such a sicko

....

yup..

sick-as-hell...

Then I think...

He took the heart OUT..and tryed to eat it..

But good'ol robotic Wallter stoped the crazy ****

....damn the Wallter

How dose he do it

Be a scientist and a super heart saving hero....IN THE SAME SUIT

I mean...

I have all sorts of tricked out crap and look at me

I still need help!

*beep beep, beep beep*

OH SHIT THE MUFFINS!!

*runs off screen*

Abeguy 06-09-2003 03:27 AM

dude.... those are... how may i say it? cool, and weird, and etc.

they're awesome!

Abe's son 06-09-2003 06:20 PM

:

Originally posted by Abeguy
dude.... those are... how may i say it? cool, and weird, and etc.

they're awesome!

I was aiming for that effect, the weird cool wackness