Jays Quest
*kills 2d shitups*
alright going into the sprite comic busines, with Jays Quest. It will have a story line...sorta. Cast Name: Jay**is a Pharoman armoured 8-bit dude** Ocupation: VI Likes: Wattermelon Soda, rediculesly large weapons, mechs, and Napalm man(he's not gay he just thinks Napalm man is kickass) Dislikes: People who think there all that and a bag of chips with a big gulp Sex: Male Age: uh....he cant remember Theme Song Play that Funky Music White boy - KC and the Sunshine gang Once I was a boogie singa Playin in a rock'in'roll baaaand I neva had no problems-yeah burin down the 1 night stands. Most likely to Say: "Didn't do it" Most likely to do: Seal something Name: Ivy**unavailible** Ocupation: In Jay's party Likes: Plants, and Samuri Dislikes: Jay, wants to rip his balls off Sex: Female Age: She ain't tellin Theme Song Jungle Boogie Get down Get down Get down Get down Get down Get down Get down Get down Jungle Boogie! Get da boogie.... Jungle Boogie! Get down with the boogie... Most likely to say: "I'm Killing jay first chance I get" Most likely to do: put a spikey plant root up your ass and rip your lungs out Name: Ninja**not around** Ocupation: In Jays party, Samuri's friend Sex: Male Likes: Swords and sharp things Dislikes: the author Age: 400 years old Theme song Secret Agent man Most likely to say: "I know ninjitsu" Most likely to do: put swords in people Name: Bawlz**absint** Ocupation: In Jays party, is round Sex: None is machine Likes: His antenna Dislikes: Napalm man Age: I AM IORN MAN Theme song Big Balls- AC DC *still trying to figure out what he's saying* Most likely to say: "I have bigger balls than you!" Most likely to do: so wacko spell using his eye Name: Napalm man**not here** Ocupation: In Jay's party, also AS's favorite character Sex: None is machine Likes: Fire..lots of fire, and shooting Bawlz Dislikes: His missles n' crap going off in his body Age: I AM F***ING IORN MAN!!! Theme song Burn baby Burn BURN BABY BURN! BURN BABY BURN! DISCO INFERNO!! Most likely to say: "HA! Burn bizneach!" Most likely to do: burn something Name: AS Ocupation: Authour Sex: Male Likes: Being God of his own world Dislikes: Being proven wrong, or being striped of his power Age: 15 Theme song Bran's Freestyle(Chineese rap) - CKy2K Who likes my chop sticks If ya wana see me, eat jello I can kick you higher than you can kick me I can kick you into a tree Most likely to say: "W00T! I AM GOD!" Most likely to do: Be a very insane, retarded and wacked god... Name: Rezzagog'Disnie Orphina Uourgog (..err...Rezzagog) Ocupation: The Redeemer Sex: Male Likes: Good people Dislikes: Total Jerks, IE: Leader of the BNW army Age: 5,000 years of creation, but 1 year of life on earth Theme song none yet Most likely to say: "I am the Redeemer, bow down before me siner" Most likely to do: Redeem Name: Perseus-Amphamoria'de Drektarian OrinAI (Avenger) Ocupation: Soldier of God(aka James) Sex: Male Likes: Stoping wars Dislikes: Warmakers and politicts Age: 2 million years of creation in James's realm, but 1 year of life on earth Theme song none yet Most likely to say: "Can't we all just get along?" Most likely to do: Start or stop a war Name: Metool Kid (Mety or Met kid) Ocupation: James's "child" and creator of all mets Sex: Male Likes: Mets Dislikes: Met haters Age: about 10...sorta Theme song none yet Most likely to say: "So...how do you do that?" Most likely to do: Make a met, or run away from danger Name: Dominic Ocupation: Jame's Familer and Metool Kid's helper/trainer/gardian Sex: Male..I'm Gusing Likes: Ice and chicks Dislikes: Heat and stupid people Age: 100 Theme song none yet Most likely to say: "I'm helping you just becuase your stupid, and I'll have one less person to hate after this" Most likely to do: Freeze something or hit on a chick. |
Jay's Quest: Part 1: Watery things
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*giggles*
That was odd... but funny! More sprite comics! Hurray!
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Funny! More..........
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Yay! Replys! Ok soon more to come. If you didn't get what happend:
Samuri got knocked out. A spirit talks to Jay(in his head). There going on a quest.. |
Incoming
Guessssssssssssss who... |
oh my god...SPECAIL EFFECTS!!!!!!
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Specail anit-climatic drunks you know you love it
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Replys, please.
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Your going to love it here... mmm...catgirls...
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cool! these are nice. I havnt seen a sprite comic in ages!
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More MORE! these are really good.
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LOL ,these are great! Sprite comics all the way! Yay! |
were practicly starting over right here...
Yes..there THAT stupid |
ok these are MY 3 beings i made to"clense" the earth
Part2: The 4 creations The introdution of the new hero |
sorry screwed up
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you know what you need...
THE YELLOW DEMON! PM me and tell me how you posted the comics (I'd post mine then!) |
Enter Metaknight
I'm a spoiled bastard. I got Vice City on PC for free, AND I'm going to see Martix: Reloaded. God I love being stupid.( (PS Kyle. See the thing on the bottem when you post that says attach file, click browse and upload your comics that way. See ya.) |
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News
Well its the weekend folks, I just got back from seeing The Matrix Reloaded and let me just say it was better than the first one. Exelent movie. So expect some Matrix related comics coming down the road. This is AS, over'n out. -AS |
And this folks
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And this folks
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this is a test (don't beat me!) |
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Introducing a force
Who is this person? Is he the overlord true author? Is he an incarnate of evil? IS HE RELATED TO MARTHA STUART!?? AHHH. or...is he the feared beast.....MARTHA SIMMONS!!! AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...well im not telling you so you'll have to find out on your own. |
CREATION STORY , This is how the JQ world was created, expect rediculusly long names.
Before time a race of great and powerful beings were created. From them sprang more and more, until there were as many as the stars in the sky...each one set off to create a world. This world they would rule over. This world they would control and minipulate. One, a very young one, named Jama-nazu, set out and built a planet far off away from the rest. Although one planet named Gaia was doing the best, Jama-nazu sought to create a perfect world. So he molded the universe around him into an orb, and made water, land sky, tree's, grass ect.. And so before him lay a planet. He needed to name this planet...and so he did. He named it Kuk-luzla. He opened a rift to create a home for himself and required to fuse good and evil together, but the 2 force's refused each other and split, creating 2 beings, one Good, his name Uki-numa lord of the pure. Another was a mangled tourmented soul, deformed and horrid, it ran off and hid in the center of Kuk-luza. He was originaly called Zeznuba, the tormented one, but then went to Kuzz-kula, a Dark god, who gave him the chance for power. Zeznuba excepted and was transfored into a one eyed kite shaped being, markings all over its body. Two orbs floated near the tip conected by a celestial tenticle to the eye, wich had a red slited pupil and dark streaks coming in twords the eye. Tendrils like black silk hung off his body, and so Kuzz-kula named him Soul Screamer. The legend of Ne'Zenagara-ueol The Dark eyed one Soul Screamer stayed with Kuzz-kula until one day he sent his daughter Kyniss to see Soul Screamer. She told him that her father would grant you power if you colected 1,000 screams that were created bye you and caused death, and the blood of your victems. Soul Screamer agreed and set off using his eye to pierce the hearts of all he saw and collect their screams with one orb, and their blood with the other. He worked for 200 year and returned to Kuzz-kula with his promise. He put the blood in a giant bowl, wich Kuzz-kula drank the blood from. And he put the screams in a sac wich Kuzz-kula ate from. And so Kuzz-kula bellow out. "I grant thine wanting for new power. And so from this day forth I bestow you your new name and form, Ne'Zenanagara-Ueol The Dark eyed one. Now go forth mighty one, and plauge the lands for as long as I live withen the bowels of the universe, and may blood rain from the skys..." And so Soul screamer was transformed to The Dark eyed one. He became a black shapeless for with the same eye of his Soul Screamer in the middle, his eye more powerful than ever, now called the Eye of a Thousand screams. He took an offering from Kuzz-kula, the shadow armour, and set out. The story of Ogonzoula, the Messiah One day Jama-nazu created a Messiah, for the people after being tourmented for 200 years lost hope in there being any peace. But the Messiah told them not to fear. Ogonzoula had the head of an insect with four sets of pinchers, and sectioned eyes, he had gills on the sides of his head and 2 horns pourtroudeding from his head. He had the body of a man, perfect and muscular. He wore only a loin cloth and roamed Kuk-luza bringing good news. Until one day, Ne'Zenanagara-Ueol wanted vengance. So The Dark eyed one set out to find Ogonzoula. Wich he did, and he loped off his head..he placed it over his head and eye and fused to The Dark eyed one's body. This gave him great power, until Uki-Nama found him and burned the head from his body. After this Ne'Zenanagara-Ueol was furious, and tryed to kill Uki-Nama, but failed. After this The Dark eyed one and Uki-Nama became life enemys and still engage in battle everytime they see each other to this day. Well thats pretty much what you'd find if you picked up a bible in the JQ world for the first couple of storys. See ya later |
martha simmons?
it can't be martha stuart, she has better interior decorating SKillZ! A.S, Heard of .Hack? that's what my comics gonna be on (.Smack) anyway, pretty neat! 20 days o' school (2 projects due:( ) |
...Yes......................................................................PENIS *runs off stage*
I'm sorry I just needed to do that. Ok something a little different today. KFC ELITE TEAM (KET, soon you see TIT but thats later lol) yes, that is the Doom marine leading the attack |
you made bill crosby a crip?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
cool comic ~Nads, waiting for martha simmons answer |
AND SO WE MARCH ON FOO! Yes thats Timmah on the KFC PCATF and thats shinobi going at the AOL guy
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crikey1 that's a tad bit awkward, but heck! i like it. It's...original :eek:
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*bump* Working on a 2nd page special comic
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Well my leave of absince is becuase i developed a boil on my ass, and i had it drained yesterday. God was it painful, now im on horse pills. Any way im going to stray from the main storyline and work on a all Chao based comic. And look! A PREVIEW!! OMGZ!!
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TEH CAST, OMFGZZZ!!! TIHS AWZUM!!!!@#!11! OMGZZZZ!! *wets self*
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Gorden Dieares(cant..spell) are also some crap.
heres one of the many pictures you'll see from thatHURL all the pics are from PlanetHalfLife |
FIRST TRANSMITION HAS BEEN LOADED, LOOK OUT, HES BEEN DRINKING
Hello viewers! How are you!.....there....in computer land....looking at this thinking "What the hell? This guy dosn't give up dose he.." and then shuting off your computer.. BUT DONT TOUCH THE BUTTON! ..uh... We have candy! um....Yes! DELICIOUS CANDY! and...uh... GOPHERS!! YEAH! Thats it! Gophers! Everyone loves gophers right!.... Right?...Well I do... Everyone dose..dont they? I mean Gophers are small...and....dig....holes......and they're furry! Yes folks! FURRY!! Everyone likes furry things!! THEY'RE SOFT!! Furry is soft! ...sinisterly soft...like milkyway bars..wait...those aren't soft..hold on...wait Wallter are they?! Wallter Bernette: No Gordan, they aren't, because they're ri- Thats enough out of you mister Wallter science pants... Wallter: bu- ENOUGH! Wallter: I was only trying to explain to the veiwers tha- *twich* Wallter: Gordan please I- *twich tiwch*..MY SHOW WHITE SUIT MAN!! *leaps at Wallter* Wallter: SWEET CHRIST GORDAN!! AHHHH!!! *crunch* *chomp* *sqish* Wallter: AHHH!AAAaahhh...*gurgle gurgle* *blood soaked Gordan Freeman gets up from Prof. Bernette's mauled corpse* ...uh...ill get back to you...ew...later... nasty... *walks off camera* *camera shuts off* *camera turns back on* *Freeman Stands there in a new HEV suit* Know what makes me angry? And violent? At the same time? .... Music teachers... Why do we need them in schools!? I mean, it should be optional to take..WHY DO WE NEED TO KNOW HOW TO PLAY THIS THING!! *holds up recorder* WHY!? ITS A STUPID PIECE OF *censored*!! ... Yeah its one hell of system folks We pay tax's to fund were I work Black Mesa Reserch Facility(BMRF) Enroll today and fight aliens that we released by accident! ... Its great!! You wake up to find the mauled corpse of one of your coliges hanging from the ceiling! ITS REALY GREAT!! *runs up to camera and grabs it* LET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE!! ALL I HAVE TO EAT IS HEADCRABS AND SODA!! THEY DONT FEED US!!! AHHH!!! *camera battery thing beeps meaning its low* Look ill tell you were to find me! Its in Austri- *camera shuts off* END FIRST TRANSMITION FROM GORDAN FREEMAN...GOOD GOD I WAS RIGHT, HE HAS BEEN DRINKING |
*gordan turns on Camera*
Im sorry... I over reacted... But you know what Mr.Blue Suit sucks... I mean, he studders like hell, its not that theres anything wrong with that but... You know... He's.... Wierd.... ... REALY weird... like yesterday I saw him shoving his hand into the heart cavity of a man being operated on... It was sick! I almost shot vomit at him! God! It was insane... hes such a sicko .... yup.. sick-as-hell... Then I think... He took the heart OUT..and tryed to eat it.. But good'ol robotic Wallter stoped the crazy **** ....damn the Wallter How dose he do it Be a scientist and a super heart saving hero....IN THE SAME SUIT I mean... I have all sorts of tricked out crap and look at me I still need help! *beep beep, beep beep* OH SHIT THE MUFFINS!! *runs off screen* |
dude.... those are... how may i say it? cool, and weird, and etc.
they're awesome! |
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