Down With The Underwear
It's been occuring to me over the past few weeks that if underwear were too be abolished from the world, things would go a lot smoother. War could even be adverted!
You see, with underwear restricting proper blood flow to the groin area blood is not being pumped around the body as freely as it should. Abolishing underwear could give people like George Bush the proper blood flow to the brain to actually make proper decisions that would actually benefit his country! With more blood flow freely, there is more blood for people to use for physical activities. Over weight people would slowly loose their weight and become less gloated. Less food would be consumed, and excess could be given to the poor or less fortunate. Think of the possibilities! Come join me in the revolution of abolishing underwear! If you already don't wear underwear then good for you, and keep it up! Together we can overthrow these communist underwear wearing people! Please leave your credit details when replying. |
Ah yes the old underwear removeing theory. I could recall someone telling me about this one time. Yes we must speak out to the world about this theory. I hope our war crazy, monkey of a Presidant, George W who (I am realiseing he was probabaly born as a weapon himself, as a secret US Government expierment made out of oil) considers it because I am sure his underwear is so tight that his war craveing needs has saduced him into a riveing maniac made out of peer oil. Or to put it short a weapon of mass destruction! Oooh a new weapon of mass destruction more powerful than the Atomic bomb! Gee I wounder if Russia made a George W. That would be bad! Think of it, mass production of George Ws. What is our world comming to!:lol::eek:
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George Bush can't get his underwear off cause they are so tight and can't please women... So he has to take all of his "urges" and put it into something else.. His ********* is losing it's blood supply and is deteriorating rapidly. :D joking!
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Think of all the brilliant people in the world who could have been so much smarter if they just took off their underoos! Adults don't realize it, but babies are actually thousands of tiems smarter then them, because they wear no underwear. They have daipers, but underwear is designed to cut in deeply at the exact spot of an artery or vain. It was almost like they were designed for such a purpose. Daipers do not cut off the blood flow in this form, therefore making babies super intelligent, but dumb as a sack of toenails once they start wearing 'big kid pants'. People learn languages, how to walk, and many other important things, that they could never learn at their current age. This is proven, because studies show that learning a second language under 12 years old, will boost a child's learnig ability. This does not happen at older ages. This is because they aren't fully stupified by the underwear effect. As they get older, they start getting dumber, and eventually at old age, cannot even walk or keep themselves from crapping their pants. If we could all just stop wearing underwear, it would make the world a much brighter place to live in. And a much more comfortable one.....
(sorry for my load of crap) Oddling l:c l |
Down with underwear, because I got a rash today.
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Maybe everybody should wear Loin Cloths like what Abe and the Mudokins do on Oddworld. We don't hear him complaining! Perhaps those are the ultimate version of comfort for underneath. They actually look rather comfortable. Not tight at all and keeps things nice and cool. Our world would be a better place with the Loin Cloth. Hail The Loin Cloth!:lol:
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Don't be silly. If we all boycotted the underwear industry, just think of all the innocent pantie-sewers, bloomer-stitchers and knicker-checkers that would suffer because of your selfish desire for freedom.
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The underwear business is a multi-trillion dollar a year industry! If we were to get rid of them the economy would plummit so low that not even Napolean himself could save mankind! Were you not thinking man! Where your underwear for the fate of the world, for it is what seperates man from beast... On a serious note, we must abolish toilet paper!:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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But you see, it's the underwear that is controlling us all! It's controlling you, it's controlling every hippie underwear wearer! We must unite, and rid the world of underwear if we are to ever get George Bush to see reason! Alcar... |
Ha ha Aclar you remind me of the Bart from the Simpsons so much but what you say is weird but true.:D :D :D :D
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Underpants were overrated anyway. I mean, what did Neanderthols wear before the first Whitey-Tighteys?
I'll tell you what they wore: Thorn Bushes. Though this idea was scrapped do to the obvious discomfurt and unmentionable scars. |
So you think we should all go about with thorn bushes under our trousers? Interesting...
Look, there's every reason in the world why we should support the underwear industry wholy. If you really want George Dubya to take off his panties, you can go round and do it yourself. |
Wow, I never knew of the dangers of underwear!! To think, its destroying my braincells as we speak!! Lets just hope that terrorists don't find out about this and start making faulty underwear companys to brainwash Americans! *Peaks out window, then turns and throws every shred of underwear into a big bonfire* Im free! Down with underwear!!
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i don't wear underpants
i wear boxor short's or what ever well i never liked undis anyway :fuzwink: :fuzwink: :fuzwink: :D
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Not thats in anyones business anyways but I wear boxers.
Well I guess you could get either more comfortable underwear for men and women, or if you got rid of all underwear, then I guess STDs would sky rocket... -Al |
Boxers are underwear...:| :|
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Not really, they are under-garments.
I wear boxers too. I were boxers for the fact that underwear are too constrictive. Thats the reason for this thread, underwear is too constrictive and is cutting off the blood flow! :p How exactly would not wearing underwear result in higher STDs? You can really only get STDs from partaking in sexual actions. Alcar... |
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In other words people not wearing underwear, would lead to some naughty activities being easier to take place etc. Less constriction for people wanting to do things behind closed doors. Not a really easy thing to explain though. -Al |
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*Mind is currently thinking: Oh, god he's found out my secret agenda on why I really want underwear gone* Alcar... |
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Then again, the whole thing gets confusing because the Americans have different names for so many things. So by 'underwear' you're just refering to pants. Which you call...I dunno, what do you call them? Briefs? *shrugs* In which case I agree. :) |
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I still think people should use thorns! Or at least leaves.
I wonder what we'd use for elastic bands? |
Wow, what mature forumgoers we have here...
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Yep. We can freely discuss such political matters as George Bush's undies without resorting to fits of bashful giggling or flame-attacks. Aren't we all adult? :)
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Whoa, i thought you WERE talking about Boxers until 'Al The Vykker' said "Not thats in anyones business anyways but I wear boxers."...it seems you were talking about those small, horrible, Y-front ball-opressors. How can you wear those? A world of discomfort...
In this case, yes, down with underwear! PS: I can't stand Bush, I think he is an absolute retard who mutilates the English language every time he opens his insane mouth...i know you guys are joking etc, but you talk about him as if you're fond of him...i'm sure that won't offend anybody, because real live Bush-lovers don't exist...surely not...:dodgy: :p |
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If there is anyone that likes him, please show me. I will then have to put them through a 10 hour verbal beating. Alcar... |
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You never know who is listening...:| *looks around the room, james bond-music playing* :p |
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It's all in good fun. MWHAHAHAHAHHA! Alcar... |
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I'm suprised there are so many interesting (and not so interesting) thoughts on underwear...:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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Down with underwear!! You are totally right, Alcar!!! Underwear can seriously damage health, if we were ment to wear underwear, how come we take it off so often? (You know what I mean :lol: ) *burns bra whilst chanting, "Down with underwear!"*
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Okay Oddchick you are really startin to freak me out...but yah DOWN WITH THE UNDERWHERE!!!*joins Chicky at burning the underwhere*
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I say we suffocate George W. with all of our Underwear!
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Hello Alcar. These topics are getting stranger all the time. But then again, this place is kind of odd. Well I do not really have a comment, but I think I would feel uncomfortable without underwear.
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But aren't tight trousers cutting off blood too?
DOWN WITH TIGHT TROUSERS! |
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Oddchick |
Is it me or are we all turning into nudists?
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