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Jacob 09-07-2002 11:35 PM

Ugly people, should they REALLY breed...?
 
What is your opinion on this truly controversial topic? Should they breed? In my opinion ugly peoples genitalia should be chopped off/pulled out straight away and fed to the children of famine ridden countries. Why do i think this? Well, let me tell you. Statistics taken from all around the world show that ugly people are 95 times less likely to use contraception...Do we really need THAT kind in our midst? Do we? In their 'Diadora' jogging pants and 'Southpark' t-shirts. Polluting the fresh, clean, beautiful air we breathe. I think not!! So...are you with me...!?

Disgruntled Intern 09-08-2002 12:01 AM

No.

and your little statistic....considering 'ugly' is more of a personal view, I fail to see how they could properly execute such a study.

Your post made me laugh..

Jacob 09-08-2002 12:07 AM

Come on!! Do you really want to see 'Doris' and 'Frank' trapsing down the street...hand in hand...their sweat and puss making a Snail like trail behind them!? Lets not even go into the whole bedroom incidents...!!

Mac the Janitor 09-08-2002 12:09 AM

LOL...

You know, you remind me a lot of Hitler...


-Mac

Kaimana 09-08-2002 01:46 AM

What:fuzconf:

:lol: This is a weird thread ya got here. Where did this statistic come from and how can it be proven, as ugly may very as only someones opinion.

Disgruntled Intern 09-08-2002 01:50 AM

Hitler? Jesus, that's just stupid.

Mac the Janitor 09-08-2002 03:21 AM

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Originally posted by Disgruntled Intern
Hitler? Jesus, that's just stupid.
I'm not saying that Jacob's all evil and against Jews and all that crap, it's just that Hitler wanted to create a "super race" full of blonde-haired blue-eyed people, what he considered beautiful...


-Mac

Disgruntled Intern 09-08-2002 03:40 AM

Then I sort of retract my stupid comment.

Although it doesn't seem like Jacob is out to create an arian race..

Alcar 09-08-2002 04:03 AM

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Originally posted by Disgruntled Intern
Although it doesn't seem like Jacob is out to create an arian race..
Are you sure? ;)

Alcar...

Disgruntled Intern 09-08-2002 04:20 AM

well, I guess if by arian you meant gucci loving, self centered, stuck up snobs, then sure...heh

I enjoy having one jacob around...but jesus, a nation would be a bit much.

General Drippik 09-08-2002 08:35 AM

This topic is nearly as gay as, "my dog ran away".

Xavier 09-08-2002 10:15 AM

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Originally posted by General Drippik
gay
I think you shouldn't have use this word in ones of Jacob's topics.

General Drippik 09-08-2002 10:46 AM

Why?

Rex Tirano 09-08-2002 11:38 AM

a.) Ugly people on a matter of terms are ugly to some but not to others.
Example: She is the prettiest girl in schoool yet the boys hate her.

b.) That is very inhumane and icky jacob i will talk no more about it.

c.) Shouldn't use gay becaus comon its jacob!!!!

d.) If every ugly person should not be able to reproduce...(hehehe i said a dirty word hehehe) Then every one shall be killed. Because at least every person is ugly to one person. Whether inside or out.

e.) Why am i writing like jacob???

f.) I LIKE CHEESE!!!

g.) If jacob was like like hitler.....RRUUUUUNNNNN! Thouh even though hitler was a terrible man I think noone is born evil. And everyone hs a chance with thier own destiny (i got that off a movie)

SeaRex 09-08-2002 11:54 AM

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Originally posted by General Drippik
Why?
Well...
1. Jacob is openly a homosexual.
and
2. You were using it in a potentially offensive way. Last time I checked, webspace didn't have a sexual preference.

Jacob 09-08-2002 02:48 PM

This has just reminded me of Witch-hunting...

Man: "She's ugly...BURN HER!!"

Woman: "No, no please!! I spent thousands on Cosmetic surgery and Botox!! Please!!"

Ugly, how is it defined. People are going on about 'ugly' people being attractive to certain others...if that is the case, then these certain others should be castrated aswell cos ugly people attract more uglies!! (Damn them!!) But seriously, im talking about rrrrreally ugly. Like, googly eyes, small head, big...sticky outty ears, snotty nose, vile, vile, viiiile blackened teeth etc and no hair. Disgusting...isn't it? Also, people with ugly personalities should be castrated also, cos if they have kids then the kids will take after the parents and it will go...on and on...and on and on...and on and on...etc.

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how can it be proven
Its obvious, we've all seen it. Doris and Frank, hand in hand...puss and sweat making a Snail like trail behind them. Skipping along beside them are twelve children...all in Diadora, Adidas, Puma clothes or Southpark, Biker Mice from Mars, The Tweenies, My little Pny T-shirts...hm? Do we really need

Frank
Doris
Eli
Mimi
Frank Jr
Alvin
Simon
Theadore
Gladice
Valery
Mark
Boris
Courtney
Missy

polluting out clean air!? I think not...

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stuck up snobs
I am not a snob, i just wouldn't go near a flea-ridden, mite bitten, diadora clothed, dirty old man. And if he did actually have the nerve to speak to me, eg: "Spare any change?" i would have to tell him "No, but you really need to. Diadora is so last century."
Infact my mum wears Diadora, i tell her "You sicken me, look at you" she replies "Well im not going anywhere" and im like "Hello, you came down here!! And you wonder why im ashamed of you." And she's like "Well i cant afford owt else!! I have 3 kids to look after you know!!" and im like "Yes, thats right. Lets play the 'blame game' if you really wanted to do well, you would. And until you actually get some pride...dont even dare touching me..."
I believe my mum to be quite slow...


Also, another thing. When GD said the word 'gay' in a insulting context it was rather amusing to watch everybody gasp, back away and say;
"Oooohh, Oooooohh, you shouldn't have said that. Ohh no. You wait, you wait until Jacob comes back...ohhh...you've had it now..."

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She is the prettiest girl in schoool yet the boys hate her.
The boys hate her cos she is the bitch and wont sleep with any of them cos she is far to superior to them. Also, its cos i can see her naked and they get jealous...cos they hate me and i get all the girls and they just get the other boys and the 'footballs' to play with...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA...I feel so powerful...Oh...sorry, that was an example!? Whoops...

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This topic is nearly as gay as,
Hush, infact if you want to carry on saying such things, then, by all means do so. But everytime you do i will be there, analysing everything and disecting it...making you look like a fool (As if its hard!?) and a child. If you were brought up to use 'gay' as a insult and you believe you will do so for the rest of your life i suggest you kill your parents, siblings and then yourself. It will rid the world of the Cockroach infestation that is homophobics.

Also, dont close this topic...i believe it will serve as a good controversial discussion. Only those who are ugly and poor will close it...

salty pretzils 09-08-2002 03:54 PM

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But seriously, im talking about rrrrreally ugly. Like, googly eyes, small head, big...sticky outty ears, snotty nose, vile, vile, viiiile blackened teeth etc and no hair.
Sounds like prince Charles....b**ody royal family...

Edit: Like Jacob says, please don't close the topic, I can just see how intresting this is going to be when the people with really contrvertional (sp) opinions turn up....

Disgruntled Intern 09-08-2002 07:37 PM

ah yes....biker mice from mars...I actually have one of those shirts...for the sheer crap-tacular factor, of it all.

Silversnow 09-08-2002 07:40 PM

I don't want to say my opinion here but, can you really stop the "ugly" people from reproducing? That must be hard...

Jacob 09-08-2002 07:42 PM

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with really contrvertional (sp) opinions turn up....
Yes, such as 'Your wrong'...

Mac the Janitor 09-08-2002 07:44 PM

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can you really stop the "ugly" people from reproducing?
Yes, you lock them in a cage until they wither up and die...

Either that, or just politely ask them not to.


-Mac

Jacob 09-08-2002 07:48 PM

Or chop off/pull out their genitalia and feed them to the famine ridden country's...(Note how i am doing more than the people at the World Summit)

Joe the Intern 09-08-2002 08:16 PM

Jacob makes me laugh...

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Come on!! Do you really want to see 'Doris' and 'Frank' trapsing down the street...hand in hand...their sweat and puss making a Snail like trail behind them!? Lets not even go into the whole bedroom incidents...!!
Now all they need are shells. Big, hard, bony shells.

Majic 09-08-2002 08:32 PM

No, then if they ever fall on their backs, imagine the immense traffic builup and the sheer size of the slowly spreading puddle of slime.

General Drippik 09-08-2002 08:54 PM

I'll use the word gay as much as i like thanks. And i'm not killin mum, dad, hannah and myself you f***ing @$$hole!!

Majic 09-08-2002 09:11 PM

Now now, watch your language boy!

Jacob 09-08-2002 10:25 PM

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I'll use the word gay as much as i like thanks.


No, no you wont, Dorothy. Cos as soon as you start saying stuff like that, guess what, im gonna be that hard-ass tornado that tears up your house and throws you into a world were Midgets have sex...

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f***ing @$$hole!!
Im sorry i cannot understand that. Do we have anybody who can speak fluent Moron here...?

General Drippik 09-08-2002 11:11 PM

Gay.

Majic 09-08-2002 11:16 PM

Now your spamming. Stop, or at least put something worthwhile to read in them.

Kaimana 09-08-2002 11:40 PM

*Kai the peace maker comes to make peace...or just watch*

Now we dont need Jacob to be called names heres and we dont need him to be insulted just because of his sexuality so lets all just relax shall we and get to the subject here.

MojoMan220 09-09-2002 01:14 AM

Now, I have seen some funny threads by Jacob in my life, but this is the funniest one yet. I'll play along anyway...

No, they shouldn't, because it's wrong... oh, so wrong. :D :D

General Drippik 09-09-2002 03:27 AM

I'm not insulting jacobs sexuality, i'm just commenting that this topic is gay. Gay can mean "stupid", i call my sister gay. Any ways, ithink ugly people can breed all they like, it's not up to us if they reproduce or not, and if someone is really ugly, no one would want to have sex with them anyway.

Sorry for being an ass jake. ;)

Alcar 09-09-2002 07:10 AM

Moderators, you had the perfect chance to issue a warning, but alas it's up to me to look like a mean party pooper :P

I've already replied to a topic in where you have spoken out of order, please refrain from it in the future or DIE!!!

No, seriously, this is your first warning.

When you say Ugly Jacob, people have different views on it. To me an Ugly person is someone who over "accessorises" or wears an incredible amount of makeup (or as I like to call it, "coverup"). It's disgusting, and a waste of money.

Alcar...

Jacob 09-09-2002 09:22 AM

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When you say Ugly Jacob, people have different views on it. To me an Ugly person is someone who over "accessorises" or wears an incredible amount of makeup (or as I like to call it, "coverup"). It's disgusting, and a waste of money.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA..Actually i agree partially. I think people should wear make up if they feel more comfortable in it, however, if they wear so much that it makes others uncomfortable then it should be illegal and they should be hosed down. But accessorising is a part of teen life, whether it be buying new clothes, shoes etc...your doing it. If you dont...then i laugh at you...like i did above...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA...

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Now we dont need Jacob to be called names
It wasn't the fact he was calling me names, just that he was using my peoples sexuality as a means of insult...

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No, they shouldn't, because it's wrong... oh, so wrong.
I can guarantee that your views will change when you walk in on two viley obeise people 'reproducing' doggy-style whilst the man slaps her raw hide stating the sentence 'Say my name bitch'...Why didn't my mum lock the door!! *Sobs*

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i'm just commenting that this topic is gay
Yes, yes it is. Its having a intimate love affair with 'Hans and Sven do a sequel' in Fan Corner...*Tuts camply*

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Any ways, ithink ugly people can breed
Of course they can breed...but they shouldn't, its wrong...

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it's not up to us if they reproduce or not
It is when they wear Bikini's when their Bikini line is as over grown as the Garden of Eden was!! And when their arm-pits have un-discovered mammals!! And when they walk they just look like a mass of Apricot Jelly coming towards you!! And when they comb their hair nits, fleas and mites sky dive...Its just morally wrong. Also, they shouldn't...ahem...enjoy themselves basement wise, if you know what im saying...

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no one would want to have sex with them anyway.

98% of Blind people are violated everyday by Mavis, the 89 pre-op transexual...hard to take in, isn't it.

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No, seriously, this is your first warning.
Your second one consists of a good ole' finger wagging and your third a good hard spanking (That ones the best)

Alcar 09-09-2002 09:55 AM

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Originally posted by Jacob
Your second one consists of a good ole' finger wagging and your third a good hard spanking (That ones the best)
WHO TOLD YOU!!??!!? ;)

Alcar...

General Drippik 09-09-2002 10:42 AM

No, this topic can't be having a love affair with 'hans and sven do a sequel', because topics don't have reproductive organs, thus they can't have sexualities.

Anyway, to me, gay means stupid. You call people assholes, but really, they can't be. If i called a girl gay, i would just be calling her stupid. Get me drift?

MojoMan220 09-09-2002 11:07 AM

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Originally posted by General Drippik
Anyway, to me, gay means stupid. You call people assholes, but really, they can't be. If i called a girl gay, i would just be calling her stupid. Get me drift?
You have to think of this more open-mindedly. It is like a white person saying the "N" word to a black person; you may not have meant it in a mean way, but it is insulting when you use it in that manner when you are white. You shouldn't talk about things you don't understand, it can be discriminating to someone who does.

General Drippik 09-09-2002 11:14 AM

Jakey don't seem to mind, and I'm SORRY IF HE DOES!!! Heh.

And as for the word nigga, you should here doc dre and snoop and all those other rap guys. They call emselves niggaz all da time, they ain't offended. It's like they walk around wearing badges saying, "big headed nigga rapper comin' through dawg!"

Jacob 09-09-2002 01:55 PM

Nigga and Nigger are completly different things...

MojoMan220 09-09-2002 02:38 PM

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Originally posted by General Drippik
Jakey don't seem to mind, and I'm SORRY IF HE DOES!!! Heh.

And as for the word nigga, you should here doc dre and snoop and all those other rap guys. They call emselves niggaz all da time, they ain't offended. It's like they walk around wearing badges saying, "big headed nigga rapper comin' through dawg!"

You missed my point. It is ok for a black person to say it, but not for a white person to say it. Watch the movie Rush Hour and you will understand a little better.