I am pissed. Do not read this.
 

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If you read this and object to it, your fault, I told you to keep out.

All I have to say is two things:

Second Warning.

What you did was Spam, and lots of it, plus it was lots of spam with and intentional "Rude" word, I cant tell if if you bleeped it out yourself or the censor words have kicked in.

Alcar...

i hate you!!
 

Everybody hate spammers
(moderators please forgive me for this picture!)
http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/cont...erclocking.gif
Now do you see the horrors of spamming?

*attempts to make this into a sensible conversation*

What are you so p*ssed off about, Islog (can I call you that?)?

This topic is so closed, and you are so banned.

Ditto
:lol: :lol:

mullock2, that image is funny! no one, even me would consider that to be rude or anything.

salty pretzils, your attempts are futile, this topic was doomed from the beginning! :D

surfacing, yeah this topic is going down, as for I-Are-A-Slog, well for me he has one warning left, but maybe the admins will take action immediately. Who knows?

mullock2, that was spam itself.

Alcar...

Yet 2 moderators have replied and this topic is still not closed, or can't you guys close in this area?

Yeah only Sydney, Abe Babe or Pilot have control over the Off Topic Forum.

Alcar...

sorry Alcar
 

Oh, sorry Alcar, i forgot that one word post is spamming!
Hope you'll forgive me

Are you sure?

"(Moderated by: Abe Babe, Sydney)"

mullock2, its okay, i sounded a bit rude.

Gluk Schmuck, Pilot is a Super Moderator, which means he has moderator access to to all forums, the admins have just left out his name. Just like not having the admins names on all the forums...

Alcar...

Re: sorry Alcar
 

I dont think it counts sence it wassent just random. YOu mean something by what you said, so I think it's ok.

I see. So he's an admin.

He's not an admin, he only has moderator powers across all forums. Abe Babe and I are the only two administrators.

What's the difference?

Admins can change the board code, colours, forum names, categories, etc. Moderators can only edit threads and posts. I'm amazed that you didn't know that, the computer-savvy little Gluk that you are.

But since Pilot owns the webspace then couldn't he do that anyway, albeit by a much slower method?

I've just had a thought RE the title: I'm dislike you. Go away if you aren't banned.

Get this foul mouthed schmuck outta here pronto, Mods!!!!!

I think he's pretty pissed. Maybe the Admins should lock this down and we just leave him alone?

Maybe he's banned and this topic is closed...

He might have been drunk 'pissed'. He might not have ACTUALLY been mad...*Tuts*...and i thought Pilot had all the powers of Sydney and Abe Babe...thankfully he doesn't. Cos that would be out of order.

Amen to that... *covers mouth* Oh no! Thinking good thoughts, thinking good thoughts... *gets dragged away by the Thought Police*

AAAARGH!

*notes this topic down in his Campaign Notebook* I will have Off-Topic... Someday... When the time is right...

I remember a discussion about this on MSN last night... The moron has enough stuff pretty much to be banned, though I don't see why people are actualy replying here. But I do now know what the Super Moderator is, now I have Justin to fear also. Putting a madman like Alcar as a mod is crazy, we don't need other phsycotic criminals like Danny ruling us to, do we?;)

I'd say that's exactly what we need... Well, what you need... ;)

He aint banned yet.

He still has one more warning, then he's outta here.

Anyone with access to the server could change the oddworld forums, which includes me. But then I'd probably be banned for it And it isn't nice to meddle.

Alcar...

And still this topic is not closed, why? FYI admins are like gods that can do anything on these forums including getting access to your accounts password, checking i.p address's, anything! all mod's can do is close topics, and go into that area were regular members can't go.

Moderators if they know how to, can ban people, view people's profiles (all the secret stuff), add announcements, mass move, mass prune, moderate posts etc, and all that other stuff you said Surfacing.

You all underestimate the power of a Moderator!

Alcar...

Moderators can not ban people (Well not you anyway), and what do you mean all the secret profile stuff? There is no secret profile stuff everyone's profile can be seen by everybody else. Anyone can make an announcement Alcar.

Surfacing, how do you know if Alcar can't ban people if no ones been banned since hes become a mod? Secret stuff as in sometimes people have emails that are shut off from regular forumers. Announcments as in the one in GD. Silly boy, you.

Moderators can ban people.

By the secret stuff i mean your email, sometimes people choose for emails not to be shown to public, but Mods can still see it.

Not anyone can make an announcement, im talking about the thing you see in General Discussion at the very top, where it says "Announcement".

There are more like I said, though.

Alcar...

Despite what Alcar wants you to believe, Moderators are pitifully weak when compared to Administrators.

The original poster has been taken care of.

Surfacing, this topic has remained open because some valid discussion has popped up. Of course, we still get the morons who continue to moan on about the original post, but information such as perceived mod/admin powers is amusing enough to stop me from closing it.

I know that Moderators are pitifully weak compared to Administrators! :D

Admins have all those nice forum wide options...plus lots more. :)

Alcar...

Opps sorry for moaning on about it, in my previous post. But i would like to hear from the horse's mouth can mod's ban people?

hey I are Slog how long did it take you to type all that out.

Sorry brewmaster, I-Are-A-Slog won't be able to answer 'cause he has been banned.

I don't know what you 'think' you are Alcar ;), but Mods can't ban people. Delete, Close/Open, Stick/Unstick, edit topics and posts, view IPs (though only through the 'Who's Online' part that I know of) and that's all I can think of at the moment....its early...its Friday...my brain aint awake yet...*faints*

Spider: Sheesh...she gets enough sleep every night...*pokes her*

Edit: Oh!

Spider: *jumps*

We can move topics as well. *faints again*

Spider: *has head stuck in the ceiling**muffled* Um...some help here....

sorry for my curiousity, but Alcar what does that ROK thing means (the one under your name) it says: ROK:help mod, what does it mean?

Moderators as far as I know can ban people, although I haven't tried it, so I can't be sure.

But if the option is enable then you can ban people from the Moderator's Control Panel.

Moderators can view all the members 'secret-extra' information you just have to know how to, again this is from hte Moderators Control Panel.

Then again Admins can do anything...*scary music* :D

Alcar...