Noobie
 

Hello. I'm new. Okay.

Welcome...see i told everyone a newbie forum would be good...

Well welcome again...hope you stay, post good topics, don't spam, be nice and pay me $5000 and you'll be in my good books :)

Alcar...

Re: Noobie
 

Welcome. I'm not so new. Alright.

hi, im me and i pretty much am me. if you dont want me to hunt you down and kill you, better not spam im tellin you twice, to see if your a spammer or somebody nice, cause majic abe is welcoming you............. to town..........

HAHAHAHAHA!!! WELCCCOME MY PRETIE!!! SIKT DOWN AND HAVE SOME.. PIE! WHY DONT YOU! CHUK CHUK CHUK CHUK

You always turn the apple, Oddbodd...

Welcome to the Oddworldforums, newbie...erm...Oh, you got a name! Again : Welcome to the OddworldForums, ParamiteRodeo!, from now on is this your second home. It's better you don't spam, otherwise your roomies are going to hate you! :D

But have a nice time here, and stay!

Hi nice to see a new face welcome and enjoy! :fuzblink: ;)

Hi welcome to the forums and have a great time here. :)

Bet you ten bucks that guy doesn't even post twice.

Hello. I'm Danny, the Forums' resident Leftie and Debater. Enjoy your time here. Sorry for the briefness, but I've introduced myself too many times already... :S

YO, have fun at forums, i love it here!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Full Disclosure Alert: Danny's actually so far left of Left that they don't have a name for it yet. ;)

Enjoy your time here.

Welcome sonny! Grab a chair, and a pece of straw, and sitt down on our nice porch, (*image of old men with there shotguns sitting on a porch in Texas choing staw...he he*)

And again...
 

And again...im the normal one of the forums

Re: And again...
 

Does anyone else find it slightly worrying that Chris considers himself normal? Why do you take such pains to convince us of your weirdness...?

Well I'm as, if not more, left than our republican little Daniel!


Hi, newbie!

Re: Re: And again...
 

All i have to say on weird people is, "everyone is normal unitl you have meet them".

Weirdness!?
 

If ur referring to the Lucifer being my father and stuff...how rude!! Daddy is angry and says ur not welcome in Hell no more...and i am normal...vaguely...so i have issues...so does evry1!!

Re: Re: Re: And again...
 

Dan has met Chris, on OddChat and here.

Ha, you're a faschist, bigoted, homophobic, conservative, republican, "we like guns", fundamentalist, eats-meat-because-it's-made-from-animals war monger! Stop hiding it, you fascist pig... ;) We all know that Dan's the REAL left-winger here...

You just described me.

You don't say!

And ironically enough you hate me. I don't get it.

Why is it ironic that I hate you? What don't you get?

Well when Melvin squeeking paramite described you he also described me ( unless this was one of his humours jokes tht i don't get) So according to that we are alike, so why would you hate someone egsactly like you, what i don't get is why you hate me?

Bless
 

Most likely he hates u cos u reek of homophobism...well...ur dripping homophobism aswell...bless ya...all confused and doubting sexuality and stuff

How can you not see that he was being ironic?

I am not like you.

The traits we share:
- Male
- Visit Oddworld Forums

I am bisexual, you are a faschist right-winger. Et cetera, et cetera...

K.... whatever.

I hope you're kidding about that, Surf.. Because that is not a good thing to be... I suppose some might consider it good... but it's generally sickening to be homophobic, fascist or bigoted.

And, yes, I was kidding... Tom is nothing like that. He is opposite of that... I wasn't being serious. Haven't you seen Tom debate? He is nothing like that.

Song for Surf...
 

Song for Surf and stuff. By Bloodhound Gang. It would be a fitting end for Master Surfacing and persons who are in his mind set. I would put it all...but i dont wanna get banned. I'll give you the last part though...if you want to hear the full thing...jus' state and ill put it.

# I hope your cellmate thinks he's God
But C.N.N. refer to him as "Bowling Ball Bag Bob"
Serving time again for abuse of a corpse
Only this time the victim's a Clydesdale horse
While he masturbates to photos of livestock
He does the "Silence of the Lambs" dance to Christian Rock
Eats feces and quotes from "Deliverance"
And fights with his imaginary playmate Vince

Die Die Die Die Die Die Die
Die Die Die Die Die Die Die

I hope he grins like Jack Nicholson
And forces you to play a game called "Balls On Chin"
And whatever happens next is all a blur
But you remember "fist" can be a verb
And when you finally regain consciousness
You're bound and gagged in a wedding dress
And the prison guard looks the other way
‘Cause he's the guy ya flipped the bird the other day #


K...wot does 'Flipped the bird' mean...its a American song...so...wot does it mean peeps!? And if u want 2 download the song its called 'I hope u die' <

Flipping the bird is an American (I think American) phrase for raising your middle finger to someone, signaling "**** you."

That song is a bit disturbing.. a bit entertaining... interesting lyrics. ;)

Edit: What? Part of my post got cut off!

Edit: Let's see if this fixes it..

Edit: Fixed!

Now now, don't get competitive, my friend... We Communists should stick together... If you think otherwise, then you should be ashamed to consider yourself a Leftie... ;)

Ah well, admitting your problems is the first step towards ridding yourself of them...

Normal?
 

Yes.

hm, well why should we be aloowed to sway chris's opinion of himself here.... chris- your wierd. and yup, flip the bird is just exactly what melvin said, the finger.....

I'm not admitting to having a problem, and i have no intension of ridding myself of theses so called "problems", I'm happy with who i'm.

ah yes, well I shall not take part in this arguement..
I would be disgruntled intern...I'm not REALLY disgruntled, just a bit...Irate. ;)
You'll soon find that people on these forums tend to fight alot...and my lack of tact seems to make that worse whenever I chime in....oh well.
Anyway, welcome to the forums. If you're even still here. I also tend to ramble alot. This one time, i saw a kitten with blue eyes, and he went 'mew!' and so i grabbed him by his little wormy tail and swung him around my head...anyway...You can call me David, or Dave I guess...doesn't really matter and I'm hungry. no school today. have fun!

We don't fight, we have Respectful Disagreements... ;)

On the one hand, it is a sign of our tight-knit sense of community that one post of four words from a member who has not yet posted for a second time can cause over 30 responses, which ramble all over the place... On the other hand, it's also slightly worrying...

I really enjoy this kind of thread . . . should I be worried? :fuzconf:

Personally, I also like it when threads just totally go off-topic, and start talking about random things... But I also know how much certain forumers find it annoying..,

I wonder if its threads like this as much as those that seem to be a bunch of people emitting bodily gases and aimlessly attempting to increase their post count.