Online Hike
Considering all the fuss at the forums lately, lets take a hike in the mountens... ive gott a 5 persan tent... and a box of crakers and cheese! Common, it will be a ton of fun!;)
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eva
yeah im up for a hike
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I'm up for a hike too!
Yeah me too!
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lets go! it will be fun. im all packed up :cool:
p.s. i have the slim jims yum yum |
Fuss? What fuss?
*crashing sounds and arguing in the background* Oh THAT fuss...:D :D So where we going? Spider: Drag could be the transport! I beg your pardon! I am a dragon not a taxi or SUV! Mal: as big as you are you could take the whole forums... *growl* funny.... |
Shall we then..?
Where of tho Mount Doo... no. Where to? First, has averyone packed there bagges?
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O.K, I'll join.
Tra La La La La La... AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! I just broke my leg. Now everyone has to carry me. |
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Big Face: Hello! Xinos: Heal this guy! Big Face: Sure buddy old chap! *sings healing chant* Big face: There Xinos: Good, see ya! |
Will the Taxi cost anything Drag? :)
Do you accept credit card or cash? A virtual hike, hmmmm i haven't a clue how you can actually do that... Alcar... |
yup
so what r we sopoused to do now
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Whait for dragadon to take us there;)
Mean while. Lets see... how many are we so far...7. Whel need yet another tent... Alcar? |
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Hey! Hey! Hey! I am NOT flying peeps ANYWHERE! *glares at Spider and Mal then grins* Those two well be the transport...
Spider and Mal: EEP! |
Let uss be off then
Ok. *jumps up on Mal.*
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Aura: Hey! *bites Xinos so he gets off* He's MINE... *hugs Mal*
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i know lets hav an online **** a huge gangbang it will be great
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*wonders who'd actually want to do it with what* Any takers? No? Aw, poor what. *pats his/her head*
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*tries to have sympathy for what's non-sexiness*
No.... *Tries* Nothing... *Tries!* Dammit... *Trying ensues* Poor little piece of crap... *Tries, but his head ends up exploding all over the post* Eeeep, sorry about that! Hope I didn't ruin the hike... |
Ew, brains... *gets out shovel and sweeps them all up* How do you people like your brains? Fried with chips?
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LOL
1st post: Let's take an online hike, it'll be fun!
Last post: Shall we eat Melvin's brains fried with chips? I love this board. |
Id like em brains sunny side up, thank you! Lets go!
*starts walking. And everybody follows.* 7 miles later *yells COFFê BRAKE!!!* |
My brains are a hit! Yay!
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yum brains!
yum *waits until melvins cranum setles* that was mighty fine!
any way im in and dont mind get'n a tent for me.......ill just sleep in a tree i packed my littel friend!his name's joe! he is a migit mutated dwarf who come's from the plant slacks and came to earth on his magical pants! he has the power to make pants apper out of noware.........and the power of im agin tion well..........LETS GET A MOVE ON!..........*7 hours latter* are we there yet. no *antor 7 hours latter* are we there yet.no * do i realy have to say it* are we-.shut up |
LUNCH TIME!!!!!!!!
oh sorry to wake every one up it is only 2:00 in the morning
good night happy hikeing :D |
WHAT YOU WOKE ME UP?
now ill have to sick joe on you.get him joe! *opens a lunch box and joe runs out*
joe:zig zag paly wag oot too bulb root! *munchman becomes a pair of levis* *joe goes back into lunch box* that'll teach you to wake me up at 2:00 in the mornig *goes back to sleep*:lol: |
*chants while asleep* Thristy, thirsty.......Drinky......Soda Pops.....
*wakes-up and grab a Soda Pop from her bag* *glurg glurg* *mutters* I hope I didn't wake no-one up........ *goes back to sleep*:sleepy: :sleepy: |
Doh!
Dreams: Rupture Brewery. Brain Soda. Dont make me go there! NO! Ouch, that hurt... what did i tell you about not giving blue bananas to monkeys? Snorkle, sniffle...porkshop? *wakes up notecing that I have built a throan out of everybodys bags and is sitting on it* Oh dear.
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Hey, dose anyone have the marshmallows???
*Yeah over here* And some sticks to put them on??? *Found Some* O.K then... All we need now is a fire. Anyone got any matches??? Umm... No Lighter??? Nope Flame thrower??? Nup Well that's good, isn't it. Now What??? |
*Dreaming*
Zzzzzzz *That voice: Gonna make breakkie for the gang tomorrow?* Yeah, Eggs and fried mudokon and soda pops. *That voice:Eww! That would make everyone throw up! Quiet you! *That voice: Sorry I spoke!* Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz |
*Shoots a small bolt of lighting into the campfire, lighting it.*
There yeah go... Spider: I am exhausted....*climbs up a tree and falls asleep* Mal: Hmmm....*takes a burning branch and touches it to Spider's tail* Spider: YEOOWWWWW!!!!! *jumps out of the tree and lands on Munchonthis* Mal: *bursts out laughing* *winces* that had to hurt.... |
wakes up
goes down the road a little, looks around sees a good fishing
spot goes back to tell avery one, but then turns around goes back and says, "more fish for me they all can have the left overs" starts eating all the fish. :D |
HEY your a pair of pants!
munchman joe turned you into jeens!
*gets joe out of lunch box* joe:why did you wake me up and whats that big firey burning thing and what is a giant lizard trowing lightnig bolts for? *joe walks into fire acsidently* NNNOOO! JOE! * joe BURNS joe: aaaahhh! the pain it hurts so bad! aahhhh! NOOO!! JOE ILL SAVE YOU *gets water* DIE FIRE!*throws water on fire* *every one gets mad at him* crap! *joe comes out of smoldering mound* joe: I HATE THIS! *joe gos back into lunchbox* *snap* OW! you littel! *lunchbox is locked* :mad: |
a magic flower turned me into a walking pair of jeens
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*Stumbles in from the forest after being lost for weeks without food*
"I'm sooooo hungry......I would even eat a pair of pants....." *Sees munchman* "Must...Eat...Pants......" *Walks like a zombie over to the pants* *Picks up pants and opens mouth...* *Gets hit in the back of the head by a rock and everything goes black* *Wakes up two hours later* *No one is around but there is a big pile of food inside of a circle of rope* *Walks to food. Steps inside rope. The rope goes around my leg and I end up hung upside down from a tree* |
*groan*
*In the forest looking for food to take back to everyone back at camp,she is walking along with a big box of soda pops until she sees RoN_Rancor: Hanging upside down on a tree*
*shurgs and walks along* Hungry, hungry foooooodd, I need foooood! Wait I need to change my expression: I WANT FOOD! Hey what do he have here? *licks her lips* A paramite or two. Paramite pies! We're all saved for teatime!!! What's that rhyme I learnt when I was in The forgotten World........ "One is fun, two you better run!" *looks blanky while paramites hisses at her* Opp gotta go! *starts running like the wind with the paramites right behind her* Agggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *Jumps into a tree and gets stuck!* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm a baby dragon, I can't fly or use jaws. I'm useless!!!!!! Oh odd, I'm just a head scratching dragon that needs saving. *my leg clicks* Oh I think I broke my leg............... |
*finds the climb too high*
*nukes it* |
Right.
Takes out wooden spoon of rusty steel and starts to eat white canned scrabmeat.
Now then. Starts singing... "What should we do with a drunken Munchman? What should we do with a drunken OddBodd? Wha should we do with a drunken xinos early in the morning? Hang em uppside down until there sober, hang em up... |
*Instead of burning up into small molecules, is protected by the magical tree he is hanging in*
*Becomes imbued with super nuclear powers* *Uses his superhuman strength to pull the planet backwards by the rope around his foot creating a break in the space time continuem. Using this to his advantage, travels back in time and redirects Oddbodd's nuke with super nuclear laser vision (while still hanging upside down). The nuke travels all the way to the sun and is absorbed by it, causing no damage. Then the magic tree takes away his superpowers, leaving him hanging upside down from the tree again.* |
*While hunting, MojoMan220 sees a wild deer, takes out his shotgun and shoots... OOPS! It was Dark Xinos... Someone clean this kid up!*
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*screams like a dear that just got shot by a shotgun*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH BARK BARK MOOOOOO.... I fell down a cliff. And smached my head. And some Munchman appeard, and said i was dead. He said my wounds where changing, wassent balenced att best. He toled me that my fate. Was to get revenge on all the rest. Mojo... man... *dies* -Everybody else... "oh ick!" |