Ronald McDonald
 

Is Ronald McDonald a face of an evil empire or just a goofy Clown???

HE'S A FECKING PEDIFILE (spelling) YOU KNOW THAT CHAIR THAT HAS HIS ARMS STRECHED OUT AND THE KID SITS NEXT TO HIM....HE'S AN OLD FAG TRYING TO PICK UP TENDER CHILDREN!

Clowns are scary. Them and ventriloquist's dummies (like the ones on the Renault Scenic Advert, they were scaaaaary...)

*shivers*

HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "IT"...NUFF SAID

Yeah, I have. It was scary. Though I saw it as a kid. Should really watch it again.. I read the book also, but liked the movie better. It's kinda weird because usually it's the other way around. And I love Stephen King's novels..

But to the question.. I think "a face of an evil empire" is well said. I boiqot McDonalds and could never ever buy anything from there. I've been there a couple of times with my grand parents, but I was just a stupid kid then.. It really makes me angry when McDonalds is "beeing so nice and building a home for sick children and their parents to live in..." :mad: God, what hypocrits..

So he only likes boys then? Not girls? Or are you just a rube, equating paedophilia with homosexuality, who uses offensive terms like "fag" and "nigger"?

Annyway, back on topic. Yeah, Ronald is pretty satanic. I thought he was a faded icon of McDonalds until I saw a pitiful excuse for an advertisement with him encouraging children to dance the other day. Visit PETA's anti-McDonald's campaign website at www.mccruelty.com

That dumb clown!
 

RONALD MCDONALD? What you mean the dumb clown who sings with kids "We do Ron Ron Ron?" Oh that clown! Yes he's just a goofy clown........:fuzblink:

He sickens me like all the other cheesy mascots at McD's :fuzmad:

Bleagh, Maccy D's... I used to like McDonalds food, but I don't any more. It's so salty and greasy; it was easy to retrain myself to hate it. I still like their milkshakes though (even though I've heard they use pig fat to thicken them... I think that's just an urban myth).

And oh yes, Ronald is scary and Evil. But not as scary as some of their other mascots... that blobby purple thing and the yellow duck with goggles and rasta hair. She is scaaaareee!

I thort that!!
 

I thought that Ronald was a paedo when i saw him. Its not normal for someone to have hair that big and to dance around with children so much. And 'Fag' is a slang term used for gayz and i really dont appreciate it when paedo's get called 'Fags' its degrading...

I have been in Macdonalds a grand total of 4 times in my life. Two of those were when I was very little, so they don't count, and one of them was when I was very drunk, so that doesn't count either. So really, I've only ever been into Macdonalds once. I didn't eat anything. I am very proud of this.

Burger King's alright, though. They do delicious Spicy Beanburgers...

(Plus they're English, which can only be a good thing... :D)

Clowns are scary! I am afraid of clowns! Ever since I've seen that 1980's movie "IT".

No need to preach to me, Sydney, I don't touch their meat products...

But you still support the company. Aint that a little hypocrit, Dan?

I wasn't preaching, rather spreading the good news that Burger King have updated their animal welfare standards when it comes to purchasing animal products. Follow the link, you'll see.

Sorry about that. I wasn't paying attention...

McDonalds
 

Well, I used to love the food there. But now, It tasts all $hitty!


Mudokon101...

Unlike most of you, I have probably been to a McDonalds over 200 or 300 times in my life. I like the food, and I don't really care what it is made out of. And I don't want to be preached to about the way they slaughter their animals. Ronald on the other hand is evil. I always hated that creepy bastard.

fag = gay
or those dicks who hang around shitty places asking for cigerettes.
fags = cigerettes

i thought you knew the terminology, no offence ....

and i happen to call my best freind a nigger, its a thing we do..

Anyone?
 

Has anyone tasted that new McChicken Meal,they reckon is a "big selling movie" yet?

I have,it's crap with a capital "C",whenever I set foot in McDonalds I only have Large fries and a bottle of water.
Their food is not brilliant,whereas some is O.K(I just don't like beef burgers).

And as for that stupid clown.......
well he's sad and bad at dancing with the kids in that dumb advert. I argee that he's a sicko.....:flames:

I sort of like the food...BUT I HATE THAT SICK OLD DOPEY UGLY CLOWN!!!!!!!! *pants* There... :D

fillet o fish is the only good crap to get there

Normal??No Way!
 

Ronald has the most ridicious costume ever,and geez he has bigger feet than sideshow bob from the Simpsons!

Does anyone think he's dyes his afro like hair every day,because he's turning grey,already?!

It's not normal to follow kids around at home especially near the bath with the kids in it,like in the other McDonalds advert now is it ?! *shivers*

You know I forgot about that silly yellow duck, I was just saying that Ronald wasn't normal,now lookee here that ducky with rasta hair. In fact she looks a whole lot normal than Ronald McDonald if ya know what I mean.......*grins* :D


Those goggles aren't excally a fashion statement on ducks now are they?

~MunchOnThis........:cool:

Alot of people do. It's not an insult it's just a yo dawg thing.

Hmmm...
 

I was also thinking 'Wot the Hell is he doing with his clothes' i mean, were are the Versacé and Gucci stuff...and Red and Yellow in that shade...BIG NO-NO!!

When will people learn the two unbreakable laws of t.v. and t.v. advertising!!The first one is no NEW GODDAMN BABIES! The fastest way to flush a show down the toilet is to add a baby. And the second, more relevant one is this. If the mascot isn't cool enough that you wouldn't mind hanging with him or her for a day, it isn't a good mascot. The kool aid guy, Frankie and Louie chameleon, Joe Camel, etc. Now, I'm not sure about you, but ronald reminds me of a sick cross between a demented killer klown ala Gacy, and my kindly but tuff as nails grandpa. I wouldn't like hangin' with someone who appears to be majorly unbalanced, and I most definately would not enjoy being buddy buddy around with my newly demented grandpops in quite possibly the most ridiculous setup of clothes ever imagined! Who the hell thought of Ronnie McD and motley gang of ****ed up burglers and imbelciles(you know, the burger snatcher, grimace, that ugly as sin's behind duck) should be forced to watch every piece of pro mickey d propaganda until he is mentally broken. Or at least a big fine and a little jail time

Ronald Mcdonald is eeeevvviiil!When a Ronald Mcdonald comercial comes on i go to the bathroom and take a big hunk of crap!

oooooooooK then...
 

K...this quote...it is quite vile...

You know what, I just saw that very advert just...now!

I just laughed my head off! :lol: :lol: :lol:

BTW:Ronald can't kick! :D It'll be handy when he's in combat :rolleyes:

I dont really care much for waky mac. (thats what my dad calles it). I much more perfer these smal hamburger "bars" that have real stuff... ya know... I cant explain but for gods sake, ya gotta understand me!!!. Anyhow...

Ronald MC Donald is soo sexy! *roar* How old is he? 50? Other clowns are just scary!

Ronald McDonald simply frightens everyone.Then he goes to his deep,dark lab and cooks little children into hamburgers. (completely untrue).Ha.Haha.Ronald is just a scary clown,but he's not dumb when it comes to mass murder.

Unfortunatly Ronald was simply created to frighten everyone...and cook peeps into hamburgers. Ronald McD is just an embrrassement to the whole Maccy D's mascot groupy thing.

*shrudders* Oh well....I think he's older than 50, maybe 50,000 yrs old. True, other clowns are scarier. To be honest there are scarier things the Ron isn't there? *grins*

A guy I used to be friends with stole the Ronald McDonald off the bench outside his local Macca's. He got the big "M" sign off the roof the night after too. They're sitting in his room right now! Humorous at the time.

Heres a good horror movie for ya. Imagine thousands upon thousands of Ronald McDonalds taking over the world! Ahahahaha! hehe!:lol::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh dear God
 

Put it this way - that advert where 'Simple Simon' makes a McDonald's hamburger with 100% pure beef and a pinch of salt: they got the ingrediants the wrong way wrong and forgot to mention the fat and offal.

I hate McDonald's so much (people who read the Onion topic will be splitting their sides). There was a program on telly about how the employees put disgusting things in the meals. I didn't see it myself, but it sounds right.

My cousin works for McDonald's. Strangely, he's had the job for a month, which is a record for him. I retch everytime he says 'I cooked the food'. There's two maor mistakes in that small quote.

Re: Oh dear God
 

Hasn't that already happened...? ;) Well, nearly.

Ugh, too true...

Nothing wrong with a good bit of rainforest cattle toenail-clippings and ears and other-waste-products, hey...

I admit the food is good,
but no mecey with animals?
YOU SUCK MCIDIOTS!

he is a very evil man, one time i asked him for extra salt and he put pickles on my fries, a nother time i asked for peper and he jumped up and down and than sat down and eat all my food :mad:
my life was never the same

Of course he's a dictator! The whole frigging country is named after him- it's called Ronald McDonald land, for god's sake! His rise to power most likely came in a series of bloody coups, as he heartlessly slaughtered Wendy and that stupid kid in a wheelchair from Burger king. I find Ronald McDonald akin to Sauron from Tolkienn, and somebody should definately grind him to bits and feed him to other clowns. THen there would be no more disturbing yellow harelequinn laughing maniacally as he dropped coagulated meat-like patties down our raw aching gullets in the baking sun.