Things you will NEVER hear members of OF say...
Feel free to add your own!
Middlesboogie: "2nd-hand copies of WipEout, WipEout 2097 and Wip3out for sale! Any takers?" Dark Hood: "Oh, screw it! Let the developers take as much land as they want." Rettick: "Eeeeew! Wensleydale! Get it away from me! Yuk! ... Ooo, Dairylea, yum!" Dragadon: "My next fic is going to be called 'A Huge Whacking Great Meteorite Falls Out Of The Sky And Squishes The Drakkics'." Teal: "I'm going foxhunting this weekend." Black Dragon: "To heck with this bassooning lark." Alector: "I'm going to sell my Anime collection." Steel Shark: "XBox? Shove it up your arse!" Oddbodd: "I love SoBe!" PinkHaired: "I've decided to become a Buddhist. And I find Molluck utterly repulsive." Abe Babe: "Of course I'm not getting FFXI." Sydney: "Hooray for vivisection!" Sydney and Abe Babe: "We've decided to make everyone moderator of all the forums." Alf: "Yes, there is truth in the rumour that OI have ditched the XBox in favour of the SNES." |
That is FUNNY! Can you do it with me too?
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 Lets face it 1,2,M is as witty as hell so I might as well ask the same question as CP did! cheers! [ November 24, 2001: Message edited by: molluck ] |
CP:
Ewwww, i hate Rayman, that limb-less dude is a total idiot! someone do me, plz! Edit: change your banner, molluck. ooo, one for me!! GS: I'm not getting involved in this discussion loosely relating to religion or sexuality! [ November 22, 2001: Message edited by: Gluk Schmuck ] |
I'm going to go with the crowd and beg, implore you Middlesboggie, to grant my shadow filled life a ray of light by giving me one of your sumtuous, splen-diddly-id gibes! PLEASE!
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Pilot: Shut up you *#$@!
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Abe's Son: I do apologise if I have spammed at all, please forgive me.
Melvin: Edgar who? |
Munchy: Like AirBlade? Don't you dare say yes!
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Sorry for straying off topic but, Molluck, your banner slows my wussy computer down. Plz get rid of it.
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Pinky: [place post that actually MAKES SENSE here]
All members of the board: That's a very good point, Pinky. Steel Shark: I respect the fact that you don't like XBOX. [ November 23, 2001: Message edited by: Daniel Brown ] |
Those are funny! I came up with a few, but I'm afraid people will get offended so I don't think I'll put them up.
http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/kao/otn/pblow.gif Someone do me preety preety plz? With Suger and choclate syrup all over? Yes I know I'm preety pathetic. http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/.../picecream.gif |
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Capri: kiss my @$$ and go to hell.
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Hehehe, these are all so good... Yay, Rett did me...
Sydney: Tim Burton? No, far too dark. Dragadon: I think I'm really going to have to slow down, I won't write another fic or draw another Oddpic for a month or so. Black Dragon: Feh, wolves are a boring animal! Rettick, me, Joe, so many other forum members: Cheese? No, I'm starting a diet. Dark Hood: My favorite food is probably hamburgers. Middlesboogie and I: I don't like surrealism and dadaism, art isn't my thing. Steel Shark: I have recently bought a game cube, and I have come to the conclusion that it kicks the Xbox's ass. Hail game cube! Lampion: Don't bother me with your concerns about the game, find out how to do it yourself! Pinky: Jesus really wasn't that great of a man. General Drippik: Well, actually, I think spamming can be quite funny sometimes! Alex: I like anime. I like anime for several reasons: The art is very interesting, the plots can get quite complex, interesting and funny, they have some great characters, and it is overall entertaining. I would like every one to share your opinion on anime. Do you like it or not? Why or why not? FuzzyFuzzle: Melvin should just ditch TOWFT. It's gotten really old by now. There are so many more to do, but those are all I can think up at the moment. Great post, middlesboogie! [ November 23, 2001: Message edited by: Melvin:squeeking paramite ] |
STAFF:I WILL LET YOU SPAM
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ABE WANTED: I promise never to spam, flame,
or use capital locks when un-nessisery ever again! ME: I'll shut up now. |
Heh...thanks Mel...Great Idea 12M.
I can only think of a couple... Mel: Don't worry! I'm gonna have an Oddworld Forums test for every day of the week!! GS: Don't ask ME how a [insert simple appliance] works! |
Heh. Very clever.
Daniel Brown: "Pinky, will you marry me?" Abe Babe: "Lorne Lanning is a foolish, foolish man whom I want dead." Mr.Donut: "God bless America." [ November 26, 2001: Message edited by: Sydney ] |
Hehe, these are great! I love reading them! Great idea, TF!
Dragadon: Feh, Drakkics are boring, I'm switching to nothing but Glukkon characters. Rettick: Don't call me Dan anymore guys.... I really prefer "Rettick". Dark Hood: I'm sick of being 'Dark Hood'! From now on, I'm wearing WHITE!! Alector: Drawing is stupid! Teal: Uh... merk? Melvin: Monty Python?!! Who watches THAT?! HA! WOOF! FuzzyFuzzle: Down with Robo-suits!!! TF: Glukkons? Ick.... Heh, I hope I didn't offend anyone... |
let me see if I can come up with any...
Both me and Black Dragon: Dragons suck! [insert other fantasy animal] rule! Mel: MST2K? What's that? Rettick: Critism(sp)? I'm no good at that... blah..can't think of anymore... |
These are all so good... Drag, you called MST3K MST2K... shame on you! (j/k) ;)
Oryon: Masturbation? Eew, gross! Sydney: Edward gorey is just a boring picture book, you guys! Hmm... |
Dragadon:I've decided to stop writing and drawing Oddfics forever.
alex: I think that Oddworld is a very challanging game. The use of 2D graphics and 3D movies are used effectivly through the game. I cannot wait until Munch's Oddysee. I hope that MO will be as enthralling as the previous two Oddworld games. Please inform me on your thoughts of this. Abe Babe: I've decided that the Final Fantasy eries and Oddworld are not that intresting anymore. Me: I hate anime, video games, and all smiles. |
Alector: I Hate Drawing as I am totaly crud at it!
Steel Shark: I have decided to swap my X-box in this seconed hand shop for a good old SNES! Me 1.I HATE DRAGADON!!!!!! 2.I hate banners so don't make me one! |
TheBlueScrab I'm getting an XBox!
Dragadon "I stop to write fanfictions!" AbeBabe "From now on, i'll be rude to all members!" Black Dragon "I hate bassoons!" Xavier "I don't like FanArt!" let's see if i can find more :D |
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hehe I'm in a post Xavier: news... oh it doesn't matter Oddbodd: I drink SoBe every day Syndey: I stop my site Abe Babe: I stop my site too Eurk horrible |
ret:abes so i forgive you for spaming
oddbodd:I LOVE SoBe but i hate Xbox [ November 25, 2001: Message edited by: Abe's son ] |
Dark Hood: "I decided to throw my stick forever away!"
Rettick "I like radish." Pilot "I hate Oddworld" |
Dragadon: I hate dragons
Alector: Don't my drawings suck? Abe Babe/Sydney: The forums are dumb, and we've decided to close them Black Dragon: [insert spam here] |
LoL!null
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Lol! 1,2 make me on! Plz!
And Mullok your Sig is slowing down my computor! Get rid of it! |
Woah! You're right. I would never say any of that. I'm going to be bold for a moment if I may, and in the interest of freshening up this thread, maybe we ought to think also of what NON-Oddworld Forums members might say. Besides, I can't think of what anybody here wouldn't say... I've got a couple:
Sherry McKenna: "Let's all go out for some frosty chocolate swirls." George W. Bush: "I reckon we oughta high tail it out of that there Afganee-stan." [ November 26, 2001: Message edited by: Pilot ] |
Here, I thought of a few...
Oddbodd:SoBe is a very respectable company who truly deserves a place in the Oddworld Universe. So I'm reopening my site as the #1 SoBe fan site! Any of the moderators: Everybody! Let's have a SPAM party! Me: I got over Oddworld. The truth is, I hate the whole thing. Let's all burn our Oddworld games and related merchendise and put viruses on Oddworld.com! Dark Hood:Steel Shark rules! Sexy Slig: Sligs are utterly repulsive! One, Two, Middlesboogie: Actually, I have more to say about that...(see banner) Capri:[insert post without pink-floaty-things] Alector: Look! I drew a pic of Abe, Munch, Lorne, and a fuzzle burning in hell! Xavior: Better than "The Daily Dec-" Aww, screw it. The Daily Deception's better, OK? I'll stop wasting space now. Someone else's turn... [ November 28, 2001: Message edited by: oddite4456 ] |
More, I need more!
Rettick: Hmm... who are my two favorite members? Steel Shark and Pinky. Dark Hood: Great news! I got a job working at that big company next door! Alector: I don't like the Blue Scrab any more! Statikk HDM: I have no problem with homosexuality. Daniel Brown: Lay off Pinky, you guys! Pinky: Me? A christian? Where the hell did you that idea? Oddbodd: The capslock is my least favorite key. Alector and TBS: We've decided to give up comic books. Oddbodd or Pinky: The bible is so boring.. Rettick: From now on, I will only allow extremely powerful, magical non-oddworld characters into the RPG. Abe's son: Rettick is the best mod on the forums, no doubt! FuzzyFuzzle: I have recently traded my robo-suit in for a gun to shoot those nasty fuzzles with... Abe Babe: Abe is my least favorite character in the oddworld games, but i love killing mudokons with him! That's all I can think of at the moment... I love these, middlesboogie! (I hope no one is offended, though... it's all in good fun! :) ) |
Pinky:
1. I have an A* in A-level English. 2. I understand. |
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Freaky LA "Vampires are so boring, i'll eat vegetables only! TheBlueScrab "I want freakyLA as my friend!" Rettick "I don't like the RPG's anymore!" |
A slight correction: You don't get A*s at A-level; A is the highest possible grade...
Those were very good, Mel. Very original - A few of these are getting just a wee bit repetative... EDIT: Looking back on this, it sounded pretty sarcastic, so I thought I'd better clarify - I really did think yours were original, Mel, I wasn't just being sarcastic. It's some of the others that are getting a little old... [ November 27, 2001: Message edited by: Rettick ] |
Hehe. Very good guys! I've got a couple of my own.
Pinky: I've decided to join a religious cult. Melvin: I've decided that I love soccer. Dark Hood: I hate goats. I've decided to buy a few walruses. Someone may make one for me if you wish. ;) [ November 27, 2001: Message edited by: Joe the Intern ] |