A new and old game for us ! Let´s play*
Hi
Here is a game for us! I think it´s to boring at the Forums...nooo just a joke! But at the Forums there must be a little bit of fun..HeHe There was a similar game, it was a lot of fun and i would play it again with you. At the game you must finish the sentences. It´s totally easy!!! Also, let´s rock! If i watching TV... Bye |
...i take all good things i can eat!
When i would fart in presence of a teacher.... http://www.contrabandent.com/pez1/kao/otn/plaugh4.gif [ September 28, 2001: Message edited by: Alector ] |
...i get worse grades.
my life would be incomplete without... |
...Oddworld, money and luck! hehehe
When someone chases me.... |
...i kick them in the ass!
If i saw Michael Jackson... |
...i would knock him in the back of his head, making his face fall off.
if i discovered i had a long-lost twin... |
...I would think: "He can better stay lost!" :D
If I were with Bin Laden in one room and had a nuclair missle..... |
i would strap him to it and shoot him to afghanistan.
If i had never been born... |
...then hopefully i would never have heard joe say that, and would not feel as disgusted as i do now.
if america decided to retaliate and nuke afghanistan, i would... |
...be sick because there are many innocent people there.
If I were forced to spend the rest of my life with a cow i would... |
...probably drink alot of milk.
If I crashes a friends computer I would... |
...have one less friend
If I spontaniously combusted... |
I would grab some marshmallows to heat them in the fire.
If I was a wealthy man... |
...i would watch Moulin Rouge again
if Munch looked like http://gyges386.tripod.com/images/fanart/munch.gif i would... |
...be very confused and think,"Wow... what was Lorne Lanning thinking? Is this his idea of a really weird joke?" because that picture is just an x inside of a box.
If I were locked in a room with the most annoying person in the world I would... |
...Pull him in a meat saw!
 If I had my own forums, they would be about.... |
...ME!
if i had a pet armadillo i would feed it... |
3 times a day!(bad joke, i know)
If I lived on Oddworld, and a slig was chasing me, i would... |
...jump up onto a ledge and possess it!
(aww crap...try this link: here) if i shot myself in the foot i would... |
hm a good grammer exercise! Please tell me if I made mistakes.
it would hurt! if I was Lara Croft... |
...i wouldn't leave the house!!!
your grammar's fine if a member appologises for their spelling/grammar one more time, i will... |
...die.
if rettick were to die, i would... [ :D hehe just asking for trouble, aren't i?] [ September 30, 2001: Message edited by: Rettick ] |
BTW: gluk schmuk, the link doesnt work either
...be confused and ask "when the hell did that happen?" If i were a platypus i would... |
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I think you would get a shock if you saw my english class tests and my grammer. FINALLY LIVE IN DOWN UNDER!! YAHOOO!!! if I was a crazy Australian and play Tennis.. |
...I would lose and change to soccer!
If I would be arrested for cheating in Abe's Exoddus.... |
...i would attempt to bribe the copper with offers of cheese...
if i had no mouth... |
..I couldn't eat cheese...(we're obsessed with cheese)
If I lived inside of a giant piece of cheese, that I couldn't eat I would.. |
find a house made of cheese i could eat.
If i had a pet made of cheese... |
I would make him a cannibal and feed him cheese!
If I was made of cheese.... |
..I would stay away from mice.
If I had a magic wand.. |
...I would create a mega cheese!
If I had too much cheese, I would... |
...not believe my eyes, since it is impossible to have too much cheese...
if cheese were banned in favour of marmite... |
...I would have to have marmite instead of mozzarella on my pizza.
If I were in a room with a mobile phone, a blowtorch, a can of spray paint, a sofa, six carrots and a Glukkon, I would... |
1) spray the mobile phone with spray paint to make it more flammable
2) torch the mobile phone, grinning manically 3) share the carrots between myself and the glukkon while we sit on the sofa watching the very satisfying sight of a mobile phone burrrrrrning... when duty calls, i... |
...tell it i'm busy eating cheese
when you cross a Mudokon with cheese you get... |
...erm...a cheesey..mudokon... i think... right?
If I were one character from any film I would be... |
...someone who ate a lot of cheese.
if i were the only person playing this game... |
...i would have to answer my own questions like this.
when my toes grow longer, i will be able to... |
..pick up and eat cheese with my feet.
If every thing in life was as good as cheese I would think... |
...I would think: Holy cheese, cheese is sacred for Melvin!
If I were an egg... |