Greetings!
 

Hi. I played New n Tasty not long ago and I remembered how great this series is. I played Exoddus and Munch (and Stranger) when they were released but I forgot about them after a while.

Then New n Tasty inspired me again! :) The factory setting was terrifying.


Anyway I'm pretty nervous about joining so hopefully we can mingle? D:

Welcome, to Oddworld's last stand on the internet. It's great to have you

Hi, welcome!


(Also, please shorten your sig. It shouldn't be more than six lines of text, including the blank lines)

We can mingle, bby~

Thank you all so much! I already like this place.

*melds into wall*

Helu! That sig got me curious. :p

Welcome to the Jungle bud

Glitinks.

Welcome to the forum!

I wasn't kidding about the signature, though...

You left out the best bit LittleLamb.
Glad you came around.

Awwww can't I keep it Nate? Please dude.

Hi! It's from another forum I visit, I've been a member for about two years?
Well that's because I didn't think he'd like it.

Conservative. He's fine with it.

Shorten your fucking signature bitch. We gotta abide by the same rules you do.

Also what up. I get what you're saying about Stranger and MO. They're both easily forgettable, one more than the other.

Okay I'll shorten it, but only because I don't want to start a revolt or annoy Nate.

Thanks, hopefully I can hang around and assimilate you guys. This forum seems pretty fun.

After all, the Caesar Cipher is too cliché for us, anyway

FF's right, how dare you talk shit about MO!

Yet MO is fine. Incredible!
https://www.stellabooks.com/images/f...ea_is_salt.jpg

I wasn't serious, lol. Nobody loves MO.

or Oddworld.

At least MO doesn't pretend to be AO's remake.

Lamb I was wondering what's that in your avatar? It looked like a fetus to me primarily but it looks like a sinister figure smiling too.

It's supposed to represent death and rebirth or something, because she's a giant vagina.

I don't know why she didn't just pick a nice lamb picture.
http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/73...404cc9fb04.jpg

You're a giant vagina

Keep running that filthy whore mouth of yours and you'll have to sit on my lap for a nice long chat.

ohh~
;)

It's a representation of your transcension after death, notice how the egg is breaking. You still die, but you're starting a new life in a different place.

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() It's supposed to represent death and rebirth or something, because she's a giant vagina. I don't know why she didn't just pick a nice lamb picture.

That coming from the guy who chose Cerberus as his user?

I'm not a furry-fucker, that's why. ;D

:

() You're a giant vagina

AGREED.

That's dumb

That makes no sense. Why would you think you start in a different place?

Also why would you start a new life

you guys best be trollin.

how the fuck does 'going to another plane of existence' or reincarnation for that matter make sense? of course it fucking doesn't. it's not supposed to make sense, it's supposed to be incomprehensible to the human mind because it's removing all barriers until there's no physicality left, including yourself. the brain can't deal with that, and it certainly can't understand the idea of 'moving' to a different universe or whatever where everything is different, including physics and the very matter that makes up that universe. everything you know would be useless because everything has changed. entering a bizarre new plane and trying to operate there would be like learning how to speak Russian at the same time as learning how to fly a jet at the same time as having a fucking shave at the same time as walking the dog and having a shit and whistling God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen while fucking your wife with one arm tied behind your back. upside down. without oxygen. blindfolded. whilst in excrutiating pain. and doing all those things for the first time ever in your life. except it's nothing like that because what the fuck there is no comparison all we know is the one universe around us DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW?

OPEN YOUR FUCKING MINDS

yeah but like


what if when you die you become a teapot


gotcha

didnt thing of that did you
ha

There's a thing about unscientific ideas:

They don't work.

oh fuck thats it game over

how does science work when you're floating upside down in empty space with your internal organs drifting around your face and being chased by giant grumbling mushroom-like entities?

if you zipped to another fucking 'reality' none of that shit would matter. do you really think you'd just go to another place like our universe and be all like "oh look, there's a planet. and there's a squirrel. and that looks like a dog but with three legs and the head of a crocodile. cool. that's cool."? you arrive there and immediately scratch your own fucking eyes out and then proceed to eat yourself because that's how you thought you were meant to breath there.

IT ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING LOGICAL VARROK

THAT'S WHY I SAID IT WAS INCOMPREHENSIBLE

VARROK

VARROK YOU'VE GOTTA UNDERSTAND ME MAN

EXPLAIN REINCARNATION TO ME THEN

GIVE ME YUR FUCKING WONDERFUL SCIENTIFIC THEORY ON THAT

THE POINT IS IT'S NOT SUPOSED TO BE 'POSSIBLE'

THE OINT IS IT'S SUPPOSED OH FUCVK OFF MAN I CAN'T BE ARSED EXPLAINING THIS WHATEFER

TELL YOU WHAT, AN ALTERNATE REALITY WOULD BE LIKE MOVING TO GERMANY. BELIEVE THAT. THAT PSOBABLY FITS INTO YOUR LOGIC DEPARTMENT WITHIN YOUR BRAIN RATHER NICELTY. AN ALTERNATE REALITY WOULD BE LIKE GERMANY. WHAT AN EXCITING IMAGINATION YOU HAVE

Wishful thinking does not make it actually happen.

okay varrok. good boy. you dun gud. you are now a nasa scientist. you passed the test.

also who the fuck said i wanted to be chased by giant grumbling mushroom-like entities? how is that fuckign wishful thinking my friend?

wtf are you on about ma that sounds hot af

MA no you must be wrong you pleb your dialectial ability is shit what are you even thinking having opinions like some sort of intellectual who do you think you are let me show you some statistics on why you're wrong idiot there's no god there's nothing you are stupid for suggesting you have a worldview that varies from the consensus idiot man why do you say these things I am morally and physically superior to you

HOT