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Mr. Molluck 07-13-2014 08:45 AM

Hello
 
Hey everybody. New here to the forums, also waiting for New n Tasty.

MeechMunchie 07-13-2014 10:58 AM

Hello! You're very welcome, I assure you. Do enjoy your stay.

Job McYossie 07-13-2014 12:34 PM

Welcopme! We're all waiting for something nice and tasty.

Phylum 07-13-2014 04:34 PM

New and what?

Hello.

Kiyo 07-13-2014 10:32 PM

Hey

Xavier 07-14-2014 03:56 AM

Welcopme. Some people here are assholes, some aren't.

So, you have been warned, enjoy your stay.

V_O_T 07-14-2014 04:12 AM

^ what this guy said, don't take offense to anyone's bs here. Especially from the forum member Nathen Packletwain. Hes a dick.

Welcome :]

Nate 07-14-2014 05:02 AM

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Nathen Packletwain.

That's not how my name is spelled and you know it!

Wings of Fire 07-14-2014 05:10 AM

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That's not how my name is spelled and you know it!

But it should be.

STM 07-14-2014 06:05 AM

Welcome, chap!

OANST 07-14-2014 11:53 AM

Man, what happened to Welcome threads? I haven't seen anyone start cursing, or threatening bodily harm in so long. I miss the good old days. The good old days back in them dark fucking woods.

Varrok 07-14-2014 12:22 PM

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Man, what happened to Welcome threads? I haven't seen anyone start cursing, or threatening bodily harm in so long. I miss the good old days. The good old days back in them dark fucking woods.

Shut up you fuckin' faggot or I'll break every fucking bone in your body

like this?

OANST 07-14-2014 12:27 PM

That was better.

STM 07-14-2014 03:02 PM

Bunch of stupid fucking cunts the lot of you.

Crashpunk 07-14-2014 03:06 PM

Welcome! :D

STM 07-14-2014 03:11 PM

Wow Crash, don't be so rude!

V_O_T 07-14-2014 07:00 PM

Reporting everyone who said the "ph" word.


Bunch of animals you are. Shame on you all.

MeechMunchie 07-14-2014 11:10 PM

Everyone needs to go back and read my post with the cloying sarcasm it was written in.

What can I say? I felt like a change of pace.

Vyrien 07-15-2014 03:32 AM

Fucking cunt bugger off to fan corner fuck bollocks fuck wank etc.

Welcopme.

fucker

Crashpunk 07-15-2014 05:41 AM

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Wow Crash, don't be so rude!

Fuck off cuntbag.

Pirfsich 07-15-2014 07:24 AM

Welcome! :D

STM 07-15-2014 08:41 AM

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Fucking cunt bugger off to fan corner fuck bollocks fuck wank etc.

Welcopme.

fucker


They can look at all the art you've posted there!


@Crash- much better!

Vyrien 07-15-2014 09:23 AM

I am wounded STW, WOUNDED.

Mr. Bungle 07-15-2014 09:38 AM

hi




stay outta my territory or i'll fucking cut you

Mr. Molluck 07-15-2014 11:29 AM

"readies Slig army outside Mr. Bungle's territory"

You were saying?

Wings of Fire 07-15-2014 12:27 PM

oooooooooooooooooooooo he got you there Bungle

What now huh?

Mr. Bungle 07-15-2014 01:14 PM

I live on a tiny island bro, your rusty-ass sligs ain't gonna do SHIT

Mr. Molluck 07-15-2014 01:31 PM

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I live on a tiny island bro, your rusty-ass sligs ain't gonna do SHIT

"sends in flesh-eating Gabbits instead"

Fixed that.

Mr. Bungle 07-15-2014 01:53 PM

those aren't a thing, reported for cheating

Mr. Molluck 07-15-2014 02:44 PM

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those aren't a thing, reported for cheating

how can i cheat on what was already made up? :fuzcool:

STM 07-15-2014 02:49 PM

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oooooooooooooooooooooo he got you there Bungle

What now huh?


He got you, cunt?

MeechMunchie 07-15-2014 03:38 PM

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how can i cheat on what was already made up? :fuzcool:

Mr. Molluck only plays games that were spontaneously generated.

Phylum 07-15-2014 07:47 PM

Is that the step above procedural generation?

MeechMunchie 07-15-2014 09:08 PM

It's the theory classical philosophers used to paper over awkward biology questions.

"Sometimes stuff just turns up, y'know?"

Kiyo 07-16-2014 12:01 AM

Wow is this what you call "being mean"?... Christ it's like a fucking playground.

Vyrien 07-16-2014 02:02 AM

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Mr. Molluck only plays games that were spontaneously generated.

Does that mean I get to whip out the everything-proof shield again.

I'd say it was dusty but it's dustproof so there.

MeechMunchie 07-16-2014 09:54 AM

To explain all humour out of an already mediocre joke, Mr. Molluck was saying that he can't cheat in a game that was "made up". All games are invented by somebody, yet Mr. Molluck was treating them as an exception, so we can only assume that most of the games he plays were never made up by anyone i.e. they magically appeared of their own accord.

god

Vyrien 07-17-2014 03:49 AM

Yeah but do I get to use my everything-proof shield.

Slog Bait 07-17-2014 08:51 AM

God mod!

MeechMunchie 07-17-2014 03:28 PM

I think I left my unstoppable bullets at home.