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OANST 01-16-2014 12:43 PM

Varrok
 
I read somewhere that 'tis better to be Varrok than Varrok. I believe that Varrok was a wise Varrok, and we should heed his words.

Varrok

Nepsotic 01-16-2014 12:45 PM

That'll do, Varrok. That'll do.

OANST 01-16-2014 12:47 PM

Varrok is bored.

Varrok 01-16-2014 12:48 PM

Varrok demands amusement. Amuse Varrok

Vyrien 01-16-2014 12:49 PM

Varrok is not a patient Varrok

Slog Bait 01-16-2014 12:49 PM

Varrok firmly believes Varrok should go fuck himself for amusement

OANST 01-16-2014 12:49 PM

Varrok, get out the streamers. You, Varrok, spike the punch. By Varrok, this party will rock the town. Not a Varrok left unturned.

Varrok 01-16-2014 12:50 PM

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Varrok firmly believes Varrok should go fuck himself for amusement

Some Varrok already did this.

OANST 01-16-2014 12:51 PM

Some Varrok wants his fanny tanned.

Mr. Bungle 01-16-2014 12:51 PM

Varrok by Varrok.

New sitcom airing on VBC weekdays at 9 (Polish time).

OANST 01-16-2014 12:52 PM

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU

OddjobAbe 01-16-2014 12:59 PM

Szczęśliwego nowego Varroku

OANST 01-16-2014 01:01 PM

Is this a...a.....a non-Varrok? Disgusting.

Varrok 01-16-2014 01:02 PM

Awwwww that's even cuter because it's gramatically correct :) Thanks, non-Varrok!

Nepsotic 01-16-2014 01:04 PM

Varrok.
Made by Varrok, for Varrok

OddjobAbe 01-16-2014 01:09 PM

Who's non-Varrok?

MA 01-16-2014 01:21 PM

in the beginning there was one Varrok, and that Varrok did so torment himself of his own loneliness and boredom and so he sprung forth two more Varroks from his glowing womb.

and from those two Varroks suckling his teats, known as The Holy Pair (the teats not the Varroks), dozens more were struck into existence, and i can't be bothered to carry this shit on

VIVA VARROK!

Nepsotic 01-16-2014 01:21 PM

A now is beautiful treasure trove for Varrok, our lord and savior.
http://www.oddworldforums.net/showthread.php?t=21475

Mr. Bungle 01-16-2014 01:23 PM

Fuck Varrok.

Slog Bait 01-16-2014 01:25 PM

HEATHEN!

Vyrien 01-16-2014 01:26 PM

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in the beginning there was one Varrok, and that Varrok did so torment himself of his own loneliness and boredom and so he sprung forth two more Varroks from his glowing womb.

and from those two Varroks suckling his teats, known as The Holy Pair (the teats not the Varroks), dozens more were struck into existence, and i can't be bothered to carry this shit on

VIVA VARROK!

I was so Varrok that I just had to Varrok a Varrok of it

Varrok

Nepsotic 01-16-2014 01:26 PM

Burn him at the Varrok

OANST 01-16-2014 01:26 PM

The non-Varrok will never achieve Nirvana. I mean Cobain. I mean Varrok. Of course.

MA 01-16-2014 01:42 PM

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I was so Varrok that I just had to Varrok a Varrok of it

Varrok

this will be our sermon. for Varrok is in all of us, and we are all in him.

~Blessed Varrok

Manco 01-16-2014 01:47 PM

Varrok you like a hurricane.

Slog Bait 01-16-2014 01:49 PM

Varrok

no

not again

Crashpunk 01-16-2014 01:53 PM

WA-HAA VARROK NUMBER 1

STM 01-16-2014 03:15 PM

Let us begin our pilgrimage to Warsaw, capital of Varrokiland.

Wings of Fire 01-16-2014 03:46 PM

I think you mean Varrokikraj.

Or maybe just Varrokraj which has a nice ring to it.

Nate 01-16-2014 04:41 PM

This is a blatant attempt by OANST to create a thread that will go in to the Classics.

Personally, I don't think it's going to go the distance.

MA 01-16-2014 06:22 PM

Varrok feels your pessimism, Nate. he offers you salvation with open arms. and he's A-okay with the Jewish thing too so don't worry about that. and elums.

Phylum 01-16-2014 07:17 PM

I thought it was much funnier that time everyone became Alcar but whatever.

Job McYossie 01-16-2014 07:31 PM

Looks like I got to varrock before it was varrock.

MeechMunchie 01-16-2014 09:24 PM

Drive across the Varrok tell your Varrok walking
No one's keeping you Varrok
In the Varrok that let you down so Varrok
Blame it on the Varrok
Blame it on the Varrok
Don't blame it on the fundamental Varrok
That Varrok owes you Varrok

I've come about my Varrok
I only want what's Varrok
Anyone who Varrok knows that I'm not Varrok
Like every Varrok else
I wanna pay my Varrok
I only want Varrok to tell me who to make the Varrok to

Pike Street
To Park Slope
Varrok

Phylum 01-16-2014 10:39 PM

You kids and your Varrok music.

Manco 01-17-2014 02:55 AM

Varrok varrok Varrok varrok varrok varrok Varrok varrok.

STM 01-17-2014 03:36 AM

First page Google results for Varrok, boo yah.

Phylum 01-17-2014 03:44 AM

I only get the crazy, alternate universe version at the end of page 2.

http://www.oddworldforums.net/attach...1&d=1389962612

Manco 01-17-2014 04:13 AM

“varrok zoophilia” returns an entire page of OWF links.

e: Actually it’s six full pages.

Varrok 01-17-2014 04:59 AM

http://i.imgur.com/wdm3UFt.png

Not yet

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Varrok varrok Varrok varrok varrok varrok Varrok varrok.

Mushroom, Mushroom!