Fucking Bored
honestly. there aren't even any other threads in this sub-forum, they've all died and decomposed to the point of none-existence. where the fuck are all the newbies at?
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There haven't been any non-spammer new members for several months. I suspect it's due to us having been removed from Google results.
Peter has removed the robots.txt that was blocking us from being indexed and he's requested that we get reindexed. I don't know how long that takes. |
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well, now that we're cut off from civilisation, shouldn't we all be assigned breeding partners? you know, just to ensure our survival in some way, so we don't all die from exposure.
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I'll just stand in the lesbian corner while all the straight males (hah) fight for Vyrien.
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Wait... Vyrien is a girl?
I think that's starting to become a meme from me. |
Since she's actually posted pictures of herself, this makes you a deeply rude person.
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Well hey, for all Nate knew she was a really femme guy pulling a fast one on all of us this whole time.
Or something. |
Vyrien is a girl?
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I think since Anything Goes disappeared, this forum assumed some of its traits, such as a desert-island kind of feel - it won't be long until that boy somehow finds us and registers.
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I always secretly suspected that he was Spiderman all along.
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Imagine a forum consisting entirely of OT without the prospect of Oddworld discussion/RP to attract helpless newbies.
We burned ourselves in to the ground after a few weeks. |
Isn't OW Discussion like a 1% of overall forum posts? RP is dead too.
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OD has almost half of the overall posts. The stats are on the front page. It's been reasonably active lately.
Noobs don't necessarily know that OD and RP are dead here, either. |
OWF just got three times more incestuous.
Seriously though, it's sad how dead this place is. |
Over the past week I've noticed how dead it's become. THIS IS NOT GOOD!
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i always ensure my staff receive the correct redundancy. |
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You know what we need? A good 'ole divisive OT thread. Anyone wanna talk about Syria? Or maybe someone could just defend homophobia or something? |
No, he's clearly a lesbian.
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I support the mass occupation of Syria and genocide of the slightly-brown-but-not-massively-so-people.
That's what this is about, right? |
Yes. I believe that the massacre of the sand people is none of our bidnis and we should let them keep killing each other.
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STM, change your avatar. For some reason I keep thinking you're Mitsur.
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And by 'sodomize' you mean 'grace'.
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Obviously they mean the same thing.
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i mean no such thing, sodomites!
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We live in dark times.
We need to ration the food and water. We all get half a shot glass of water and a quarter of a crisp. |
Sounds like a feast fit for a king to me
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we'll also have to ration recreational activities. can't have WoF running around sodomizing everything that moves in a crisis like this. sodomization will have to be kept to a minimum.
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What's our stance on buggery?
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now lets not split hairs here. devil spawn.
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Can I bring board games and community play scripts for morale?
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NO. morale is strictly off limits until this lockdown is lifted. until then we wallow in self-pity and hatred. it's for the best.
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Wasn't that what we were doing anyway?
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Can I make cannibalism jokes? PLEEEEASSE?
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