Zombie game
MOD EDIT: This thread was split off from Bits 'n' Pieces.
http://uboachan.net/ot/src/1342012514994.jpg Wardrobe, CD Rack, Rocko the Wallaby. I am fairly fucked. |
Tower air conditioning unit, empty glass bottle of wine, Dylan Moran.
Let's fucking do this. |
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It could be worse. |
At times like this I'm glad I only put knives and guns on my computer table and watch only Rambo movies.
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an ashtray, my mobile phone, and Robbie Coltrane.
fuck that, i'd use Rob as bait to save myself. |
Throw ash in his eyes so he can't fight back. Then just call the police and wait for it all to blow over.
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Desperate times and all that. |
A chocolate bar, a cordless house phone, Dean Venture.
Screwed. |
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I’m basically dead before I start. |
a porn mag, a used tissue and some blonde bimbo.
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You'll gonna get fucked alright
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You'll gonna get fucked aight
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A 2009 Nokia, an empty tin of pineapple slices with a fork in it and some retired Scottish chap who does gardening on TV. I think I'll be fine because LOL NOKIA HURR HURR.
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I think I get it.
Primary Weapon: Laptop. Secondary Weapon: Cell phone. Only surviving friend: Conan. |
Maths textbook, WMO 1.1a aka the best computer mouse ever made, the last show I watched was Friends but I can't pick which one the main character is.
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The blonde one.
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A coffee mug, a pen, Ragnar Lothbrok.
Well, at least I've got a viking with a sword as a partner. Maybe I could brain the zombies with the mug until it breaks, or stab them with the pen if things get hairy, then get surrounded and get taken out in some sort of heroic last stand type thing. Heh. |
Can I suggest this thread is merged with Your Sex Life in 2013 to make a Dumb Facebook Chain Images Thread? They pop up from time to time.
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Primary weapon: TV remote
Secondary weapon: Dumbbell Comrade: Gordon Ramsey I'm confident in victory. |
Primary weapon: Miniature Las Vegas sign.
Secondary weapon: A rock painted to look like Groucho Marx. Surviving Friend: The chicken from Robot Chicken. |
Dirty handkerchief to my left.
Curtains to my right. Max Keiser in plain view. |
A 3DS with Animal Crossing, A Mop, Bruce Willis
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If the Zombies are in a High rise building, an Airport or in New York, You're guaranteed to survive.
Also if it's Christmas. |
Correction: Bruce Willis is guaranteed to survive. You might just be collateral.
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Bruce would probably just kill you and take your 3DS.
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use 1: tickle them to death. |
Primary weapon: Pet hair roller
Secondary weapon: Pair of chopsticks Surviving friend: Sookie Stackhouse Could be worse. And yes, those things are on my desk at work. |
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A fluffy pillow, a plastic computer mouse and Selina Meyer.
GG. I suppose I at least get a pretty face to look at while I'm being ripped to pieces. |
Scissors, cell phone, and Denzel Washington.
I think i'd be alright. |
Scissors, computer mouse, Avatar Aang.
Between my primary weapon actually being weaponizable and my friend being the master of all four bending styles you'd think I'd do alright. But all my other friends are dead and the world is ending so after a little zombie killing fun I'd probably use the scissors to off myself. |
you could bless those zombies with the power of goats and wicca.
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No no, that's Shaman.
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Yeah MA, get it right, god.
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~Blessed be? remember? |
At least YOU remember me for SOMETHING, MA. I guess I'm touched?
I'll get back to you on how I progress with my goat-powered scissors. |
is the pointless shit we remember now forgotten? have we truly become dinosaurs?
i feel so alone |
I read War of the Art the other day. Good times.
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Coaster, Map of Skyrim, Ted Mosby.
Architect, maybe he could use his architectural skill to build some kind of nice high rise, in which to trap the zombies :I |