Do YOU have a pet animal?
I have a mini poodle named Fluffy. It may look pathetic, but it can bite with the force of a megalodon.
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I have a Cocker Spaniel puppy named Darby. He's really, really fucking stupid but totally adorable.
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Yes.
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My dad has a big cat.
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I have a cat that is pure evil and has tried to smother me to death on a number of occasions.
I also have those loft dwelling prostitutes that I haven't got rid of yet, some of them have regressed to the point you could call them pets. |
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Wait, how big of a feline we talking here? |
I have a staffie named Pebbles and I've had her for over ten years. She's the sweetest most gentle moron ever.
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I used to have a cat, he's gone now.
I still have a Westie named Olly. |
Yeah I have a tamagotchi
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That's not a pet, that's an addiction.
I have an alcohol. |
I have Nintendogs.
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I have a little brother.
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I have a pet human.
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Here Varrok reveals he browses in pleb mode.
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Can you guys not read? I specified animal instead of just saying pet for a reason. I knew someone was going to mention prostitutes.
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Humans are animals, numb nuts.
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He hasn't learnt that at school yet.
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Well he should at least know prostitutes are animals.
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Good job you are here to educate him.
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Well I can't help but be a fountain of knowledge I suppose.
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I have a grouchy animate pyjama-case called Ziggy.
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.n...37230001_n.jpg He's on Facebook for some reason. |
Maybe he could like my political satire page.
I'm just sayin'. |
I have several pet animals.
I also have several pet plants. |
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He also likes "Cat Food". |
Do those annoying fucking furbys count?
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No, but gremlins do.
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It's not up to you to decide what counts, Plushnuts.
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How about Tarantulas? I have a Chilean Rose Hair Tarantula. Whenever I pet it I get a rash. I think it's mad that I don't pet it enough.
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Not what counts as a pet.
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This is Off-Topic Discussion, and he's the Off-Topic Moderator.
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I HAD 2 DOGS AT HOME
THEN I MOVED NOW I HAVE NO DOGS DOGS WITH PARENTS CAN'T AFFORD PET I SAD |
THAT IS A REALLY TRAGIC STORY MA
HAVE MY SYMPATHIES HOPE YOU GET MONEY SOON AND ALSO PET |
HOPE YOULL LEARN YOUR LESSON AND NEVER MOVE AGAIN
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HOPE YOU GET GET SOME PETS
BUT YOU CAN'T, RIGHT? HA! |
AND TODAY ON: LORD OF THE CUNTS ...
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I have two cats, Syd and Clark.
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