The 10th Annual Oddworld Forums Poster Awards
And now, back to the regularly scheduled programme.
This year’s celebrations are sponsored by Frosties! Mmmmmmm, they taste great! ---#~#--- Hello, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to this year’s celebrations of the Oddworld Forums Awards X. Tonight we come together to pay tribute to the best and worst members on this most prestigious of forums. We must also reflect on the fact that this is the tenth ceremony to be held and marks a milestone in forum history. Once the awards are announced, we will also look back at the good times and the bad times in the forum archives, giving you a chuckle and maybe even bringing a tear to your eye. Cue music as STM walks on stage... Allow me to briefly introduce myself. I’m sure many of you are familiar with who I am but for those who aren’t, I am STM and tonight I will be your most humbled host. I am afraid that Wired, our usual presenter, cannot be with us tonight. Although he has not officially declared a reason for his absence, we can only assume that a severe bout of short term memory loss has caused him some confusion as to who he is and what the awards are. Now, before we begin, I would like to momentarily ask you to consider those people who are less fortunate than ourselves, those people who cannot call such a forum as this home. I ask therefore that you donate to our chosen charity for tonight: the Sonic Forum Trust Fund. Donating just £2 tonight could keep a deluded fan boy in stock of new material for a month. Every penny is greatly appreciated. Now, without further ado, I bring you, the awards! The Categories Best Thread Creator Best Blogger Greatest Debator Fan Corner Suite Best Oddworld Artist Best Non-Oddworld Artist Best Writer And a new award: Most Insular Member. I.e, the member who leaves the confines of the Fan Corner the least, bless their corrupted souls. Funniest Poster Most Unintentionally Funny Poster Most Meaningful Poster Most Underrated Poster Best Advice Giver Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge Best New Comer Most Welcome Return Best Veteran Dearly Missed Member Most Liked Most Eccentric Most Annoying Most Accomplished Troll Best Couple Most Dedicated Member Member in Dire Need of a Life Best Staff Member Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot Most Valuable Poster (MVP) And tonight, a new category has been drawn up: Most Changed Member. For better or for worse, which member has changed their self the most over this year? By way of nominal explanation, all votes should be cast based on the activity of 2012 alone! Best New Comer and Most Welcome Return should have started posting/returned last year. Dearly Missed Member should not have posted at all in 2011, or since. Members qualify as veterans if they started posting prior to 2007. Procedure and Rules Procedure is the same as it always has been. No nominations and no applications, just vote for which members you think are most deserving of each award by posting them here. Whereas in the past you have been able to private message the host with your choices, this year will not be following in that trend. For your vote to be counted, you must post in this thread and this thread alone! You don't have to vote on every single category, and you can submit more than one member per category if you really, really cannot decide between two or three members. There is to be: No voting for yourself, and no telling other members whom to vote for, whether that's you or someone else. Anyone who breaks these two rules will be given to our feral moderator, Nexy, who will put things up your butt. Furthermore, contravening of any rule is punishable by elimination of your eligibility to partake in the receiving of any awards. Voting starts right away and will continue for 3 weeks so the results will be posted on the 20th January 2013. Don't post updates of who's winning what and how many votes such-and-such person has. If you spoil the surprise I will personally hunt you down and end your miserable, insignificant life. Enjoy and happy voting! |
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STM wins by 12:43 to Phylum's 12:44.
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i enjoy phylum's more visually
but stm was first so Best Thread Creator MeechMunchie Best Blogger Mac Sirloin Greatest Debator Sekto Springs Funniest Poster MA Most Unintentionally Funny Poster Bullet Magnet Most Meaningful Poster AlexFili Most Underrated Poster J_dude320 Best Advice Giver Sekto Springs Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge Wil Best New Comer Queen Skillya Best Veteran Wil Dearly Missed Member MS1029 Most Liked MeechMunchie Most Eccentric Nepsotic Most Annoying Nepsotic Most Accomplished Troll OANST Most Dedicated Member Crashpunk Member in Dire Need of a Life Varrok Best Staff Member Nate Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator MeechMunchie The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot MeechShrykull1029 Most Valuable Poster (MVP) Bullet Magnet |
Goddamnit. I knew I shouldn't have proofread it that last time. I could have edited those mistakes out later :p
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Ahh shit, one minute! Un-lucky mate, I feel kinda bad now. =(
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What if we reply to one seriously and reply to one jokingly and STM has to guess which!
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Because someone has actually replied to this one seriously, and because STM kept up the quazi-'Awards Night' charade, I'm keeping this one and closing the other one.
Now, all future posts must be people voting. No more discussion about Phylum vs. STM. |
I still vote Leto and DI for everything.
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you can't vote for me.
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Thanks, Nate.
Best Thread Creator They're all shit these days Best Blogger Mac Sirloin Greatest Debator WoF Funniest Poster MA Most Unintentionally Funny Poster STM Most Meaningful Poster WoF Most Underrated Poster Ench I don't really want to offend him by nominating him here, but I feel like he doesn't get much recognition for being a likeable, funny guy. Best Advice Giver OANST, after my girl blog from a while ago. What he said actually made sense and in hindsight I should have listened. Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge Wil the Mug Best New Comer We're supposed to pay attention to those guys? Most Welcome Return MS1029 Best Veteran I love them all too much to pick Dearly Missed Member I'd was going to say DI, but he had a flurry of activity earlier in the year. e: Sneaky shit. Just as well I didn't vote for him. Leto Most Liked T-nex! Most Eccentric Bullet Magnet Most Annoying Varrok Most Accomplished Troll The king of kings, OANST Best Couple Meech and Wil <3 Most Dedicated Member Nate Member in Dire Need of a Life Me? Nep Best Staff Member Nate, for actually moderating. Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator Meechio The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot Abbey Most Valuable Poster (MVP) Oddjob. He doesn't post much anymore, but he certainly makes the most of them. |
This should be good as always.
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Hey Abe16, go back and read my last post.
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This reads as a who's who of boo boos. Better watch that tone, boy!
Perfect Princess Nate Prize Pig OANST Beefcake Supreme Sekto Springs Worst dressing Ranch Dopest Pope Splat Best Worst Elvis Impersonation Grandma Grub grub Most startling Meth baby Deepest blue eyes Caroline Most wonderful laugh My sweet, sweet Caroline Most perfect neckline Oh, Caroline... Coolest video game collection Me Honorary Hitler Moustache Award STM Most dangerous genitals Sekto Springs Most flatulent WoF Loudest burps WoF Most Hot dogs consumed in less than a minute WoF (113 Hot dogs) Best dressing Italian vinaigrette Most fingerbangings OANST Most diseases Africa Most diseases transmitted through fingerbangings OANST Biggest Whiner Nepsotic Biggest Winer Me Most heart palpitations MS1029 Honorary 'This is the only award that actually matters' Award Phylum Most butterflies stuck to cardboard and then sniffed when no one's looking Bullet Magnet Longest The Hobbit Review Sekto Springs Dangerous Liaisons It''s not worth the risk, BABY. Please come back to me, I miss you, no more crystal meth I promise Caroline as you can see the results are in and it looks like this is a grade F- cut of doped up roid beef |
Best Thread Creator
GLaDOS Best Blogger Mac Sirloin Greatest Debator Bullet Magnet. Duh. Best Oddworld Artist scipionyx Best Non-Oddworld Artist enchilado Best Writer Splat. Also, the only one. Most Insular Member scipionyx Funniest Poster Varrok Most Unintentionally Funny Poster johnnyk89 Most Meaningful Poster Phylum Most Underrated Poster Mr. Bungle Best Advice Giver OddjobAbe Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge Wil Best New Comer Glitch Most Welcome Return Disgruntled Intern Best Veteran Wings of Fire Dearly Missed Member Pilot Most Liked Crashpunk Most Eccentric Mac Sirloin Most Annoying sheridanm Most Accomplished Troll OANST Best Couple Nate and his loneliness Most Dedicated Member Wil Member in Dire Need of a Life MS1029 Best Staff Member Wil Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator Phylum The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot Most Valuable Poster (MVP) Wil Most Changed Member Sekto Springs |
Best Blogger
Kastirloin. Apart from DI and MA (both of which crop up once in a blue moon), those are the only blogs I save to read later while I eat my sandwiches (and more recently, jettison my sandwiches). Funniest Poster MA Most Unintentionally Funny Poster Nepsotic. Hilariously opinionated without great reason. Most Underrated Poster STM. You used to get under my skin, but I'll say slightly mawkishly that you've become a good lad. Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge Max Most Welcome Return Disgruntled Intern Dearly Missed Member Does MA qualify? I barely see him. If not, DI, whose last post is the first I've seen from him in quite some time. Amendment: Pilot. Most Eccentric MeechMunchie. What was that cardboard game he made? The boy is a whiz. Best Couple Phylum and his marvellous flute. Most Dedicated Member Max Member in Dire Need of a Life Oddjob. Sad prick. Best Staff Member Nate Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator Phylum I picked and chose the categories. I don't have all day. |
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Worse, you grumpy bastard. <3
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Most annoying:
johnnyk89 |
Greatest Debator
Bullet Magnet Funniest Poster MeechMunchie or OANST, although all of them are currently less funny than I remember them to be Most Unintentionally Funny Poster johnnyk89 Best Advice Giver OANST Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge OANST Dearly Missed Member MS1029 Most Liked MeechMunchie Most Accomplished Troll OANST Best Couple There are just too many to choose from Member in Dire Need of a Life Nepsotic Best Staff Member Nate |
Best Thread Creator
Best Blogger OANST Greatest Debator Bullet Magnet Best Oddworld Artist Lauric GK Best Writer Mac Sirloin Funniest Poster WoF Most Underrated Poster Phylum Best Advice Giver Sekto Springs Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge Wil Best New Comer Queen Skillya Most Welcome Return Did we have any this year? Best Veteran dripik Most Liked WoF Most Eccentric Mac Sirloin Most Annoying Nepsotic (But he's getting better) Most Accomplished Troll OANST Most Dedicated Member Paul Member in Dire Need of a Life Nepsotic (Again he's getting better) Best Staff Member Wil The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot Abbey (Or OANST if she is unavailable) Most Valuable Poster (MVP) AlexFili Most Changed Poster Nepsotic (Better) |
I guess I get to throw my two cents into this two...host or not.
Best Thread Creator: Nepsotic - annoying as the p*** thread was, it was the only one this year that actually caused any sort of stir. Best Blogger: MA Greatest Debator: Bullet Magnet (not that we've had any debates this year really) Fan Corner Suite Best Oddworld Artist: Lauric_GK Best Non-Oddworld Artist: Dripikk Best Writer: Kryoschi Most Insular Member: Splat Funniest Poster: OANST Most Unintentionally Funny Poster: T-Nex Most Meaningful Poster: Phylum Most Underrated Poster: Meech Munchie Best Advice Giver: Oddjobabe Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge: Wil Best New Comer: Nepsotic Most Welcome Return: MA - didn't he leave for a while or something? Best Veteran: Nate Dearly Missed Member: Pilot Most Liked: Bullet Magnet Most Eccentric: Crashpunk Most Annoying: Queen Skillya Most Accomplished Troll: OANST Best Couple: Wil + Bullet Magnet <3 Most Dedicated Member: Wil Member in Dire Need of a Life: Phylum Best Staff Member: Wil Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator: Oddjobabe The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot: Abbie Most Valuable Poster (MVP): Oddjobabe Most Changed Member: Nepsotic - you don't go full retard any more ;) |
Best Thread Creator
Andress Best Blogger Mac Sirloin Greatest Debator Bullet Magnet Fan Corner Suite Best Oddworld Artist Hahahaha Best Non-Oddworld Artist MeechMunchie Best Writer Mac Sirloin And a new award: Most Insular Member. I.e, the member who leaves the confines of the Fan Corner the least, bless their corrupted souls. I have no clue. I don't venture into that pit of disgust. Funniest Poster Mac Sirloin Most Unintentionally Funny Poster Nepsotic Most Meaningful Poster Nate Most Underrated Poster Nepsotic Best Advice Giver Wings of Fire Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge Max the Mug Best New Comer Vyrien: Her assimilation was so uneventful, I sometimes forget she's as new as she is. Good for you, surviving the hazing as well as you did. Most Welcome Return Hobo Best Veteran Nate Dearly Missed Member AiN Most Liked Wings of Fire Most Eccentric Sekto Springs Most Annoying Sally: Pupbenny Most Accomplished Troll Scrabface Best Couple Havoc, and The Bestiality Doctor Most Dedicated Member Xavier Member in Dire Need of a Life Nepsotic Best Staff Member Nate Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator Wings of Fire The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot AiN Most Valuable Poster (MVP) Mac Sirloin I always feel like I'm leaving so many people out when I do this, and that sucks. We need more categories. Best Use of Commas, and shit like that. I think Mac should be in charge of coming up with new categories. |
So does anyone actually bother to remember their awards from years past? Isn't it customary to post the title holders from yesteryear? Or is that only when the awards are finished?
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I think it only happens when they are finished. BUT WHY DO YOU CARE MR. I'M TOO COOL FOR VOTING?!
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I know I've been here a short amount of time but here are my votes:
Best Blogger OANST Best New Comer Vyrien, no drama with her Most Meaningful Poster Wil [Nate also] Most Annoying OANST Most Accomplished Troll OANST, for obvious reasons Best Couple OANST and STM Most Dedicated Member Nate Member in Dire Need of a Life OANST, for post count alone Best Staff Member Nate The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot Wil, cause his avatar is that awesome Most Valuable Poster (MVP) Wil Most Liked Wil [Nate too] |
Used to be I could say that I'm the last member who needs to get a life, but so many of you darling children are growing up, and catching up with me that I really can't.
Now, someone needs to go impregnate a girl. Do it tonight. Don't tell her about it, though. Let it be a surprise. |
Yay Awards! The only thread that takes me about an hour to respond to!
(I've missed ones I can't answer) Best Thread Creator Nate Best Blogger OANST Best Oddworld Artist LauricGK (your FeeCo project was a masterpiece) Best Writer Mac Sirloin Greatest Debator Sekto Funniest Poster Meech, You always crack me up. :D Most Unintentionally Funny Poster T-nex ^_^ Most Underrated Poster Varrok. Seriously, I find you really funny. Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge Wil Best New Comer Have we even had any? Best Veteran Xavier Most Liked WoF Most Eccentric JennyGenesis Most Annoying Nepsotic (the Pony stuff) Most Accomplished Troll OANST Best Couple Wil and Meech :tard: Most Dedicated Member Darkhoodness Member in Dire Need of a Life The entire forum; including me Best Staff Member Nate Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator Mac The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot That picture of Wil that Meech made. |
Unintentionally funny? x_x Why do I hear that so often lately.
I wanna vote... But I've been so absent from OWF this year that I seriously don't know what to vote for. Someone help!! :( |
I can't tell you to vote for
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It's not? It may be really confusing and not really good for that person.
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I lurk and read but don't pay enough attention to answer everything. Here's some stuff I can decide on:
Greatest Debator Bullet Magnet. Best Oddworld Artist LauricGK Best Non-Oddworld Artist MeechMunchie simply for Design Democracy and following it through despite the crap suggestions people gave him - That gives him bonus points. Best Writer Splat Funniest Poster Varrok Most Unintentionally Funny Poster Nepsotic Most Underrated Poster Phylum Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge Wil Most Welcome Return People stay faaaar away from here if they know what's good for them. :P Best Veteran Wil Most Liked T-nex. Most Eccentric I can't answer this, but I will say that you've gotta be pretty eccentric to be a member here. Most Annoying Sheridamn or whatever the hell his name was. Wait, when did he come here? Was it 2012 or 2011? Most Accomplished Troll OANST Best Couple Wil & Glitch Most Dedicated Member Crashpunk Best Staff Member Nate The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot This smiley:http://www.oddworldforums.net/images...icon10_odd.gif |
I'm pretty sure we had Sheridamn in 2012 but I could be wrong. I tend to try and block that stuff outta my mind.
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He was active mostly in 2012. (He joined in Dec 2011, though)
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Best Blogger
BM, I like dragonflies Greatest Debator OANST Fan Corner Suite Best Oddworld Artist lol Best Non-Oddworld Artist Meech Munchie Best Writer STM And a new award: Most Insular Member. I.e, the member who leaves the confines of the Fan Corner the least, bless their corrupted souls. Oddey Funniest Poster OANST Most Unintentionally Funny Poster Spiderman Most Meaningful Poster WoF Most Underrated Poster Steamer_KING Best Advice Giver Sekto Springs Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge Wil Best New Comer Who? Most Welcome Return MS1029 Best Veteran Sekto Dearly Missed Member OANST's inchworm Most Liked T-nex Most Eccentric Varrok Most Annoying Queen Skillya Most Accomplished Troll OANST Most Dedicated Member WoF Member in Dire Need of a Life Varrok Best Staff Member Nate Member Who’d Make a Good Moderator MM The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot http://www.oddworldforums.net/blog_a...8&d=1349789125 Most Valuable Poster (MVP) OANST |
Best Blogger
Phylum Greatest Debator Bullet Magnet Funniest Poster OANST Most Unintentionally Funny Poster johnnyk89 Most Meaningful Poster johnnyk89 Most Underrated Poster Paul Member with the Greatest Oddworld Knowledge Wil Most Annoying Nepsotic Most Accomplished Troll OANST Most Dedicated Member Paul (wouldn't have the level editor without him :)) Member in Dire Need of a Life Nepsotic Best Staff Member Nate The Oddworld Forums Unofficial Mascot johnnyk89 Most Valuable Poster (MVP) crashpunk |