Howdy strangers!
 

Phew. I've been lurking on this forum for years. Still have no clue why I didn't bother registering yet but I'm a pretty long-time Oddworld fan and have regained faith in the developers after seeing the gorgeous new AO video.
Normally I'm not one for intro threads but I felt like I needed one. So umm...hi. Hope I'm not too much of annoyance to you guys. :P

New guys are always annoying. But we all have been new guys, right? Except for OANST.

Welcome to this motherfucking party.

Fuck off, MS.

*bans*

Well.

What, again?

He left?

Serious? I thought that was a cruel joke.

MS? After all this time?

XD

Wait? What just happened?

MS has been foiled again!
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...SIgHYIBIdAa1nA

Aww, you should have let him stay for a bit.

Thread closure team, DEPLOY!

That's why I accepted his registration even though I knew it was him, because I wanted to get his little hopes up then dash them across the ground. I thought banning him after his first post would be more dramatic than letting him stay and spew* his diarrhea** all over the place.

Nah. I like the thought of him at home, reading this in tears.


*Yes, I know that's a mixed metaphor.
**This is literally the first time in my life that I have spelled 'diarrhea' correctly on the first go.

You mean diarrhoea.

FUCK!


Damn Google not telling me that I was giving American spelling. So close!

Hey, I'm worse than that, since English is not my main language. 's cool...

This is perhaps the cruellest thing I've ever seen you say. XD

Yes, keep up the good work!

Are you kidding?

The cruelest thing Nate has ever said to me was 'No.'

The cruelest thing he ever did to me, was play a terrible Chuck Norris joke.

Truly awful. And evil.

I think Nate is a pretty cool guy, eh mods forums and doesn't afraid of anything.

Hey, you copied My sig style!

And then MS decided that we weren't worth his time and left, never to return.

I didn't know you wrote high fantasy, Phyl.

Hon, you don't have any style.

Ouch... STM, that hurt My heart...

Either that or the caremelised bacon.

UNTIL NEXT WEEK

reminds me of those films that mercilessly rape a concept and spawn millions of prequels and sequels and spin-offs one after the other until everyone's just bored with it.

I'm sorry, but I had a headache. And I needed to be up early the next morning.

I can't believe he is still doing this. You have to admire the dedication.

Truly the greatest thing that has ever happened on the forums. A delayed punishment so severe and humiliating that it deserves it's own sticky thread in the W&B SF.

I must have been not caring enough back then... what was up with that MS?

Honestly? He's been at it for so long that I can't really remember.

I remember something like an user with MS in his name, but that's all I remember

Well, his name was MeechShrykull1089, or something close to that. I think he got temporarily banned for being stupid, couldn't live with it, made a second account, got caught, and permabanned.

He has spent the last few years trying to get back in by making new accounts. Sometimes Nate lets them go for a bit, usually he bans them before they are activated. Also, MS is kind of our very own boogeyman. Every time a new member joins, and something just seems a little off about them, we all assume it has to be MS.

I remember when people thought I was MS.

Haha, yeah... good times...
Nate, you're absolutely sure about Ench, right?

Oh, thanks

He had a load of bullshit excuses, too, but the funniest thing was this.