Bad Kids
 

Alright, so I'm wondering did anybody on ehre ever do anything bad or stupid as kids? I'm sure everyone must have atleast one tale to tell.
Me? I first got drunk when I was 13, lost my virginity when i was 14, and first smoked weed when I was 15. But one of the best things I remember was getting excluded for 2 days for putting my then exgirlfriend in tears.
Feel free to discuss.

Thanks to medical science we have concluded that
A) Teenagers are stupid people who do stupid things a stupid amount of the time.
B) Eventually people grow up and get better.
C)I can think of significantly harsher examples of 'bad kids'.

Indeed.
Edit: Should change the title to 'Stupid Kids' but surely you can understand what I'm getting at.

Well, I guess I first got drunk when I was 13, first smoked when I was 13, those were pretty dumb, to the point I very nearly got hooked on cigars/cigarettes. I can't think of much else particularly nasty or stupid...spending the first year of my secondary school life in the library was really fucking dumb actually, made me so socially awkward it took me until I was about 14-15 before to recover.

I was a good kid that didn't do anything nasty. I did do stupid things but that's part of growing up. In dact, I don't like thinking about it because I hate the younger me.

I was always wary of doing anything stupid as a kid, I just hated the idea of being a typical teenager doing things which would be considered idiotic as an adult, although I was a lot less socially able than most people at that age. Because I was trying to act more mature than them I stayed away from doing "teenage stuff" and making mistakes I have less life experience than them as a young adult; ironic.

I tend to have a "try everything once" outlook on life.. I tried smoking but it didn't do anything for me, I tried weed but still nothing, so I never continued. Unlike some of my friends who got addicted to it.
I never really did anything nasty, I behaved myself in lessons and ended up getting good grades. I just made some stupid mistakes despite being in the circle of friends that were the 'smart ones.'

I don't really have any interesting tales to tell really. I've always stuck to the same friends all my life and I've never been really in trouble at School. I've never once tried smoking and getting drunk and I don't plan too either.

Yes I'm a boring cunt but that's just who I am.

I once planked an Alpha Romeo or some sort of £50,000+ car as well, that was a bit thick, on the same night me and some friends piled another mate with a broken leg into a Tesco trolley, set off a car alarm and left him next to it in this trolley. XD

Ever played Human Dominos? You get a line of people and rugby tackle one of the ends and watch as they all fall down. Me and a mate got drunk one night and did it to a line of people outside a nightclub, we were young and very stupid.
Same principle with Human Jenga but use people for bricks.

*Cough* it's spelt A-L-F-A, not A-L-P-H-A

I did pull a prank which backfired on me, I managed to convince a friend that I got a girl pregnant (this was before I was out) and I got a few friends in on the joke, eventually rumors spead around school and it took a while to convince people it was really a joke.

It's something I regret doing because just a week ago somebody pulled the same prank on me, doesn't help that the friend who did it is a girl who is 15.

Oh, man! I did the same thing when I was 16! It was so funny! Especially when she had the baby because I really had gotten her pregnant!

Bad time to say I did it too?

It's never a bad time to say "I did it too".

I can't remember if I did anything 'bad', but considering the amount of times I was disciplined, I must have misbehaved numerous times.

Or my dad's goal was to shape me into a great man. In which case, he failed.

On the plus side, He did a great job turning you into a pony.

The pony thing is currently a trend. I've never watched, or plan to watch it.

I know, I've read the pony thread.
Buckaroo.

When I was 16, I destroyed a balcony of a local court. Luckily, there was a bar just behind it, so me and some friends hide in there, but then the police showed up, so we got in a car, and get the fuck out of there. No, I wasn't drunk. The balcony was not in good shape, so I kicked it. No one get hurt. Other stuff that I do, which are considered "vandalism" is graffiti. We usually don't get the support from our local Municipal Chamber on these kind of things, so we do graffitis on everything that nobody uses, apart from churches, libraries and statues.

i did everything pretty young. mainly cuz of the school i go to.
i smoked at 11
got drunk at 12
had sex and did drugs at 13
and now im 14 and i try to stay away from most of them

EDIT: but actually when i think about it once i did those things i never really kept doing them. they were all things i wanted to just try once out of curiosity

You only want to have sex once? Sex is something I wouldn't mind doing again in the future.... o.O

Fixed that for you.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to OANST again.

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also i would like to do it alot but i want to do it when im older

I'm on it.

I had a stupid friend that got me into doing stupid things when I was around 7 or 8 years old. We pissed on a kid's bike because it was better than ours, we threw dogshit into a nearby store's roof and that stupid friend of mine always went to other people's buildings (not apartments but the buildings they lived in) and whenever he had to shit he just scooped his feces to his hand and threw them around the walls.

I'm so fucking glad I'm not friends with that idiot anymore. Other than that, I haven't done anything too bad I think.

That reminds me of the time me and friend pissed on a police station, we were very drunk after a night out at the pub for a friends 18th. Luckily we didn't get into trouble for it.

In High School my head teacher had a lawn in front of her office and she'd throw a hissy fit if anyone stood on it. So on my last day of school I got drunk and took a piss on it. Never got caught.

Man, you guys are CRAZY!

I stole a lot. Tons, even. If you've ever tried game sharing with me you'll know I'm totally apprehensive about it. But I'm not talking about piracy, more like impulse control. Pogs, collectable card games, video games, books, all kinds of shit I would lift from friends or stores. Mostly friends. I wasn't really a troublemaking kid, really rarely found myself in a situation to cause havoc beyond skipping through someone's backyard as a shortcut.

I was chased by the cops a couple of times. Chased or followed or whatever. Me and a (dumb) pal snuck into the construction site for a new park and poked around until a cruiser rolled by. I ruined a pair of pants on the fence and we had to slog through the river to escape. Said friend almost fell into a pit in said shallow river.

What else...whatelsewhatelsewhatelse...I liked spraypainting things. Nothing severe, just funny bullshit like 'ASS CAT' and 'DOOKIE BROS.'

When I was really little I took my dog for a walk in a rainstorm and totally took a dump in my school's playground, went to school the next day and explained to everyone who would listen that I saw the person who did it; it was a very old man with a very old dog. Foolproof.

I have significantly more interesting adventures to tell but I'll need drugs for those. STAY TUNED.

These are actual stories. Thank god for you, Mac Sirloin. Thank god for you.

And every other story so far hasn't been?

Well, they are technically stories, I guess. It's just that they're boring, and uninteresting.

Once I stole a pizza and a small carton of juice from a kid choir while being at the "Religious Song Festival"

To keep this ontopic, these were bad kids imo.

Well I thought a full anecdote would be too boring a read.

As teens me and my friends used to be into freerunning/Parkour. You'd always find us climbing up something or falling down something. There was this back alley where we used to practice cause it had a pretty nice set up; walls, fire escape stairs, low roofs, the works.
Anyway, one day me and my friends decided to climb up the adjacent building, a goal we'd had for a while. Being ignorant teeangers we never bothered (or cared) to check what the building was. Turned out it was a bank and we ended up getting the police called on us.

Better story material OANST?

Yes.

I once slept in a library. This was only a few months ago, though.

Man, what a dick

Admittedly, it was nigh on a year ago...you were sleeping as well.

@Josh - I eagerly await you with a bottle of champagne.

When I was ten I had a habit of chucking rocks at the garden of an old guy who lived next to the school yard. One lunchtime he caught me doing it and came over to the school and told the teacher. It was the lunchtime before a school trip and I got out of it by crying a lot. That was sort of pathetic.

When I was thirteen I developed a habit of stealing books from the school library because I was frustrated that I was only allowed one book out a day. I'd go in the library after hours and put some books in my bag. Unfortunately I was stupid, greedy and way overestimating my reading level so I ended up stealing far more books than I could read on a day to day basis. Eventually they got wise to me and started being more vigilant before I could make mass returns (Like I'd always planned to) After my mother found out I had twenty five books out from the school library while taking back the thirty or so I owed the council library, I freaked and decided to dump them all in a bad near a tree in a field. They were gone the next time I looked and I never told anyone about it.

While I was a teenager I developed a crush and fell in love with my sadistic and emotionally abusive best friend who I attribute all my personality problems to that weren't directly caused by my father or mother's later abusive boyfriend. One time he got high and threatened to cut me up with a knife in his house when I was staying over for the weekend. I cried and begged him not to. That's probably the worst thing that's ever happened to me that I can remember, and it was as above pretty damn pathetic.

When I was seventeen I fell in love with a girl over the internet, changed my university from Portsmouth to Glasgow so it'd be easier to see her when I finished high school and started an 'exciting' secret relationship with her where she'd sneak down to my student accomadation without her parents knowing (Halfway down the country still) and we'd spend the night together. I'd also go to her city on occasion and do teenage things with her, again, without her parents knowing. She was sixteen. This eventually backfired in a ridiculously spectacular fashion when I was almost literally caught in the act on Valentines day 2009 where I got a direct death threat from her dangerous mobster uncle and her father convinced her I was evil and manipulative and to never see me or speak to me again.

Following immediately onwards, I rebounded onto one of her best friends who had recently come out of the closet and started a secret relationship with him. It ended with him deciding he was straight (I... think?) breaking off all contact with me and effectively stealing £200 worth of Sandman books.

That's me. I wasn't a bad kid, just a really stupid one.

EDIT: It's been three years and I still don't have my fucking Sandman books back.

Also a good story. Sad, but good.


I'm not telling any.