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Hiya, lurked these forums for quite a while, thought I may as well join, haven't had much experience otherwise but you all seem pretty fun.

Hello, mr. Glutton :)

I already get tired by staring at that username...

Anyway welcome, hope lurking has taught you a thing or two :)

Or three. We're big on things round here. Just ask Pilot.

Welcome.

Haha, I'll be sure to bring as many things as possible to the table then, thanks

You seem nice, welcome.

Expect your trial by fire soon enough, though.

Don't bring too many.

Also, welcome.

I read your username as Tired Button.

You've never believe what I misread your misreading as!

Was it Tim Burton, WoF?
Also thanks for the welcomes everyone~

I read it as Tired Glukkon. Too much Oddworld for me

I read the name Varrok as "cunt" every single time.

Hello

Hiya.

Same here.

Welcome.

I didn't read your name at all, but hi anyway.

Hey there.

It's not the name itself, but what the name means to the individual.

Welcome.

I will smack you in the tooth. Keep that in mind.

I'll add that to the list, one gum shield, and a sensible amount of 'things', am I missing anything?

A point.

Oh.

That may prove troublesome to come by.

Hello. My sphincter is itchy. What are you going to do about it?

Recommend some niclosamide

You need to scratch that itch, new fish.

Can I use a rake?

I'm using a rake.

He likes it, keep doing

Thas kinky, man

I'm still itching over here!

You have to really get inside there, man.

God, I feel like I'm channeling Pilot.

I'll let you borrow my rake if you promise to burn it afterwards.

You don't really understand the definition of "borrow", do you?

Man, what a dick.

I know you're jealous

If I wanted to scratch my own arse I would have done it by now, wouldn't I?

I was actually going to be nice to this one.

I guess not, since you clearly asked for help on that one. You're lucky T.G. was nearby. I think he's cool enough to stay

Then why hand me a rake? For me to scratch it? Hell no. It's your turn now, Varrok. Get the marigolds on. I also recommend an apron.

TG's cool.

I wouldn't call that "handing", after all the rake haven't actually ended in your hand, he used it.

Also, no, I'm allergic, sorry.