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Hi everyone, I'm new so Hi I suppose. :)

This was not a triumph.

I'd normally say "Hello", but I'd rather stay away from someone who is in control of dozens of neurotoxins...


Hello

Hi there and welcome!

I am not a moron!

Welcome.

Hello.








Sorry, no Portal references here.

I don't know whether to take what OANST said as an insult or as a joke. I'm new here so I need some getting used to it >.<

I'm making a note here, "huge failure".

Let me just get something straight. I'm not wishing to annoy anyone and I am not trying to be an idiotic troller like Sheridanm.

Glad to hear that. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

It's hard to over state my disappointment.

Well, I guess everything I say will be referenced to Portal due to the name.

Oddworld Forums: We troll everyone because we can.

I see.

Hello.

It's for the good of all of us....except SheridanM.

Tip: I'm here for about 3 years and can't remember OANST saying anything seriously on these forums (not counting his blog though)

...sorry for ruining your fun, OANST : /

EDIT: OH fuck I forgot to include a refference... umm... he's not... sincere right now

There's no sense crying over every dead bee. You just keep burning Wiccans 'till we all gotta pee.

Obviously, I'm stretching it a bit thin at this point.

Give us cake and we will be nice to you.

So the trolling gets done, and you shoot fan corner with a gun for the people who aren't brain deprived.

Hello! Where is my cake?

I'm actually pretty angry.

Don't you fuckers dare say that one thing.

But the cake is a lie?!

I'm being pretty sincere right now.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

It's because his posts are all so goddamn shitty.

You're a liar OANST. His posts are made of pure poopy gold and you know it.

Welcome, by the way.

And they are stupid.

I can't argue with that logic.

And he smells kind of like a fart.

That was just uncalled for.

As it burns my nose I clench my fists because I'm so angry with you.

Hello? Are you still there?

Now BM's speedo's made from ugly brine.

And we're out of topic,
It's Necrum-ing time.

So [GLaDOS] I'm sorry for the mess
But I think the thing I've got to stress

Is that this sort of thing happens in about 40% of threads here!

Not to put you off, but if you stay, you're volunteering for more of this. Bear that in mind.

Now I hate this little turd. Think on all the things you've heard for the people who aren't brain deprived.

Hello, it's my birthday today, would you like to send me £10?

All I need is your pin number and mother's maiden name.

^-^

Go ahead and leave.

We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when!