Explainations...
 

It seems 80% of the people here don't like me, I'm a stupid little fucking kid and I should gtfo...

This is how I am seen today by a bunch of evil leprechauns at the end of a rainbow saying "Aha, you're not getting me fricking gold ye bastard!!!"

Now I ask myself:

Is this REALLY necessary?

Do you really need to continue with the insults?

I can't answer all of those things without another beating in the head from the local werewolves and vampires that roam this distant land, it shouldn't be this way, I want peace, I'm sorry you all hate me. :'(

You're weird.

I just insulted you again in that blog.

Please go away, like now, I am not in the mood for this K?

:'(

Sorry for double post :(

hw abowt truce?

Truce k?

k truce?

Sorry for double post :(

That made no sense, I think you need to work on your metaphors. But people here will generally give people a second chance, if you forget your history, learn for your mistakes and just start a fresh. Hell, I had a bad time of it for the first year or two I was hear, and I pissed a lot of people of, but I turned things around. So you can do the same...arguably I was naive more than a meme spouting burke but still.

Maybe if you want to make a good impression, you shouldn't go around negrepping everyone and calling them newfags. Everyone has been here longer than you.

I don't think I can this time. :/

There's no truce necessary. I don't dislike you. You amuse me.

Watching paint dry amuses you OANST you codger you.

Sheridanmn, if you just shut the fuck up with your 4chan memes and act like a normal fucking human being, people will forget this and move on. So just bloody do it. Tough love mate. I'm trying to offer you advice, and if you stop ignoring me in your PM's for a second and actually read what I'm telling you, you might learn something.

Let's make this one worthy of The Classics.

I've been coaching the little bugger, so sorry to ruin your fun but hopefully he's fixed now. XD

Doubt it.

Also, hope not.

I'll be such a disappointed parent.

You know I'm 16 turning 17 right?

Fuck what a way to break the character Scrabtrapman.

I keep my personal persona to a bear minimum when I'm online, otherwise I'm just a pretensious fucktard who is always going to screw up trying to be right and that is who I really am.

Okay I am sorry and I don't need to explain myself further, I just thought that if I change the way I type I might develop a sense of character, one that says simplistic things to make me seem more like the cute little preb who cannot talk properly.... What a shitty time that turned out to be.

I don't actually take your insults seriously, I just oppose them.

They're not creative enough, really :/

I've always been upset by bear minimums. I mean, why? Bears are awesome. Let's have more of them. And bigger bears too.

And I occasionally typo allot, I also have an embarrassing fact about myself:

There is this weird thing I do and I've been doing it since I was 5, whenever I get excited I randomly make my hands touch my mouth for some reason, I don't know why. I've always wanted that to go away.

Also what I mean about the character thing: Garry Newman can pull it off :(

Yeah, let's go bear maximum.

And give them funny hats.

It's an extremely sad day when someone like this comes along and is a primary source of entertainment for members.

Actually, it's a pretty great day, and you can take your naysaying back to crappy attitude land, you jerk.

I’m going to be sincere for a second.

We don’t like you because:

• You’re spouting unfunny 4chan memes
• You flipped your shit over something so very insignificant
• You’ve spent most of your time here trying to annoy everyone
• You type poorly
• You’re trying way too hard.

Chill out, loosen up, watch your spelling and grammar, and stop trying so hard to use memes.

I remember how badly we hazed STM. Oh, the things we made him put inside himself...

What OddHunter said. Also what I said in the blog.

Like agnosticism? Or is that one too recent? =P

Oh go away you cantankerous toerag.

I've got sharktooth necklaces to trade.

i'm all for bears wearing hats, like bonnets and shit. better yet, have them riding unicycles too.

What about bears wearing sharktooth necklaces?

I love how I disappear from here for a few days and I come back to find Sheridan has turned into this annoying thing that everybody hates.

Is that what this thread is about?

At least your trying now, thats a start.

Can we get back to talking about inserting things inside of him?

It's reasonably common for people to hate you when you're new. It can take a while to settle in and realise how much of an idiot you are. Hell, it took scrabtrapman about three years. Also, don't care about your negative rep. I had nearly -30 at one point. From what I've seen of old threads and blogs even WoF was disliked by nearly everyone when he first joined, and now only Chuck Norris and OANST have more rep than him.

This... is news to me?

Everybody has always loved me.

Everybody.

Always.

Especially Mutual Friend.

fuck. i'd pay to see it.

i'd also pay to see Sheridan perform live.

he used bullet points again. lets beat him up. again.

we dislike you WoF. didn't you know that? we're just stringing you along, agreeing with everything you say.

There are so many different ways you could have gone with that, and I don't even know how to respond to that one.

Did I miss something?