Chuck Norris
 

What? Do you guys have the forum set up to send you a notification every time I beat him?

I was going to send you a PM or make a blog yesterday saying congratulations on getting 10K rep and becoming Chuck Norris or something.

Then I figured that'd be lame of me.

I didn't even get to see it. That's how fast and anal someone is about it.

Congrats mate! This calls for a celebratory circle jerk.

You first.

That's sort of the thing about a circle jerk, though. No one goes first. You're either in or out. So, which is it?

Please, WoF is just desperately trying to stay calm on the outside.

Not bad for the apparent 'worst member ever'

It's the smell, it drives me something wild.

So is this going to be a rep discussion thread or what?

I think it should be about how OANST will never be the best.

He's still better than all the rest.

That's cos his rep bar's a pos-rep fest,

That's because I end every sentence with "desu".

Fuck you all I'm Spiderman, I'm the worst member... FEAR ME!!!!

A cat is fine too. Desu Desu Desu~

We talk shit about you behind your back, just so you know.

And i want in on that.




Not the circle jerk

You want in on the dirt, you will join the jerk.

Hey we don't want Nepsotic in on the exclusive circle jerk. You just let in any old trash these day WoF, what happened to you man?

Oh so now your grouping me in with him!? Man, i knew i dont have the highest rep but...

Rep is everything man, if you ain't keeping track of yo' rep 24/7 you ain't doing it right. Also, you haven't been touched inappropriately by a mod yet, you don't got the rights son.

Er... I'm ok withought the rights right now...

Do I have sufficient clubcard points to join the action?

Honestly I'm shocked that you only have 2000 rep.

Course you do OH. ;D

I have 36. Not thousand, just 36

This is the worst trickle-down society ever, that’s why.

I can’t think of a way to work in a “trickle-down circlejerk” joke.

I can.

But for the sake of decency, I won't.

We should be able to sell our reputation to buy things on the forum. Worthless things. It'll be like selling our souls.

I prefer to keep it as the worthless e-penis it is now.

I enjoyed the rapid growth my e-peen received this month, felt good. I check on it every day for lumps and such.

As if I'd even care, nawww.

I aint even mad, you're all pathetic in this little game of Toss the Sheridan around, it's not funny, it's not amusing and at the end of the day you're a moron, nuff said.

Oh and say hello to the other butt-buddies for me, they love circlejerking like a couple of children, maybe you'll fit in here with them: www.reddit.com

fucking cancer.

I absolutely can't wait for the day you try your cool five year old /b/ lingo out on someone bigger than you offline and they break your nose.

I'll know, my groin will tingle a little.

You sure seem like it!

I think it’s funny how worked up you seem to be over this.

Rapier wit.

I can’t tell if you’re dense, autistic, trying to be funny or just MS.





















Nah, MS is better than you.

MS showed more commitment to his arguments. This guy just trails off into curses like a Tourette's sufferer.
And directly to his face. You know, like right now.

On the plus side, the PM correspondence I got after I negrepped him was highly entertaining.

The best thing about MS is where he loses his nerve, throws off his little fake mustache and goes 'AVAST YE, I BE MS! DOST YE FAGS NE'ER REALIZE MINE IDENTITY TRUE?!'

This kind of sucks in comparison.

I posrepped him.

Oh, you got one too? Guess someone takes rep a bit too seriously.

I take negrep seriously. It means I'm being an idiot, which I try to avoid. But for a guy with a negative total, you'd think it would be moot point.

I want him to stay. Its entertaining. Like when a cats got the mouse by the tail but its not eating it just yet. On the other hand though, like i've said before, he's like a massive wart that just wont go, or a shit that wont flush.