I'm back.
 

Good evening everyone.

Some of the newest ones won't know me. But i've been absent for the last six months. Anyway i'm back to you now.

I remember you. You're that one I remember.

I once described you as a cross between Kastere and Phylum.

I remember you. I like you.

Welcome back.

shaman! I was wondering recently what happened to you. Welcome back. :)

Hello.

Welcome back :) We finally have our local shaman back now :) I need a love potion. A love potion and a potion that will make everything I touch into cake.

Hi. Not sure if I remember you. You probably left just after I joined.

SHAMAN! Our resident wiccan is back to befoul us with black magic and goat sacrifices. <3

I'd argue that they're the same thing. If you were able to make all my world into cake I'd probably fall in love with you on the spot.

Hey, why do you need a love potion? Trouble in paradise?

But how would you make a move on her without being converted yourself?

When you're in love, such things cease to matter.

Would you have me, Nexy, even if I was made of cake?

Actually, I suspect you would only have me if I was made of cake. Have me for a snack.

Im not a voraphile, but I guess if you were a cake, it doesn't really count as such.

I'd eat you anytime, cakey-MM ^^

Do you think MM meant that he actually wants to be eaten? Also, would he turn into an average looking cake, or a person made of cake?

Hello Shaman! Your welcome thread now turned into cake!

Oh boy... I really do hope he turns into a human-shaped cake :D I'd so do that.

When you cut a slice out of him, would it be like the cake skit in ASDF Movie I wonder? :P

Hey Chris, there's an idea for next Valentine's Day, huh? *Wink wink, nudge nudge*

EDIT: Also, reminded me of this.

I don't like cake that much.

Goes straight to my thighs.

Hello again.

Why did you leave?

Hi!

I went off of Oddworld for a while. Plus there were no interesting topics in this place That's pretty much it really, it's a shit excuse i know. But there we are. That's me.

There still isn't anything interesting going on Off Topic...maybe we need a God Debate III or something? ^_^

If i see another God debate i will move myself closer to him.

Its not really a shit excuse. Since Oddworld is back its a good idea to stay :)

To me or to him?

=P

To God I think.

wait what?

Who? Wait why?

Fingers crossed for the day Nate will finally permit a Poop thread!

The implication is that he'll move himself closer to god by killing himself.

SUICIDE IS PUNISHABLE BY AN ETERNITY IN HELL. REPENT. RECANT. WORSHIP.

Wait whut?

thanks for clearing that up Nate

I SMELL CHRISTIAN

YOUR KIND IS NOT WELCOME HERE

*banishes with atheism*

Join atheism, We have cookies and everything.

And guilt-free booze! Amongst others.

I drink booze guilt free. I do a lot of things guilt free. Never said I was a good Christian.

You should be Jewish. We drink booze all the time. We even have festivals where it's considered a good deed to be completely off your face.

Plus kickass party music, mandatory beard growth (YES I KNOW THAT'S JUST HASIDIC JEWS NATE GET BACK IN YOUR TORAH ARK), dreidels, funky guttural warrior-language, extra swear words and 20 different types of baked dough.

TROOOOOLL!

Depending on how you decipher the Torah.

II Kings 2:23-24 - You can also kill young people who call you bald.

Are you referencing Trollhunter? Man, I wanna see that movie.

Yes. Yes I am.

It's good. It's like The Blair Witch Project, except it has stuff happening in it.

Yup I know. Hey, thanks for reminding me of it, I'm going to download it now.

YOU SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING MM, ENCOURAGING YOUNG IMPRESSIONABLE CHILDREN TO USE PIRACY. TO FUND TERRORISM. You bad bad man.