Muscles, working out preferences... and some fishies.
 

Mod edit: Split from WDYLL because WDYLL was getting quite derailed :) Discuss muscles and post pics of your muscles at will.

@ JennyGenesis: where are your muscles? You should have some muscles!

Fabio knows what he likes in a man.

Best post in this thread.

Because I don't think muscular guys are attractive.

Good aim?

I think blokes should have muscles...well that was a gay thing to say.

I think men should look like whatever the hell they want to look like.

My personal opinion is that muscles are gross, except when it works. Which isn't often.

I mean I would like to have more muscle or at least more definition on my 6 pack but I don't want bulging, veiny monsters.

I'm all skin and groans.

I prefer men who are masculine in appearance. How you define that is subjective, of course. Generally, skinny fellas do very little for me, but I have taken to a couple where their attitude more than made up for it.

It begins.

Alcar...

Haha, oh dear. I'm going to go and look at boobies now!

I am quite fond of boobies, too.

It still begins.

Alcar...

I like slim, feminine and cute guys :fuzgrin:

EDIT: I'm quite sure I've addressed this before but I can't remember.

Are you Gok Wan?

Does that make you bi then?

Ninja'd!

I am a boor.

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/8863/1000657dq.jpg

I don't like my face in this pic.

I'm not nearly as stylish :p

I'd place myself at a 5 on the Kinsey scale.

I agree, the perspective makes your head appear enormous compared to the rest of you.

Alcar...

I don't like my biceps too.

Shut the fuck up AiN! I'd kill to be bothered to define my muscles that much.

Well if we're doing pinnups...me a two months back when I wanted to see if protein shakes were working. They were. I lost 5 lbs and my muscles to fat ratio increased...woop.

Since we're being camwhorish, my arms need a fuckton of work and I still need to work on my definition.

EDIT: Ok it's gone for good...I just realised I was in my jammies XD

Your picture needs work to

I CAN'T SEE IT! ONLY THAT ANOYING WHITE BOX WITH THE RED X

I will be 80-82 Kg this winter, now I am 76-77. I must increase my muscles! PROTEINS, PROTEINS, I NEED PROTEINS!!! COW'S MEAT COME TO ME!!!

Haha I know, I have been downing eggs like there's no tomorrow, I'm 70kg or 11st for us Brits, but I am aiming to stay around that, just get rid of my love handles and replace them with more muscle.

May I inquire as to how many crunches you do? If you do anything like that AiN.

What do you mean for crunches, mate?

I tried to up my muscle, although I concentrated on strength rather than definition. Several months of increased eating, protein shakes, weight-lifting and general gym, and what do I show for it? I increased by precisely 0kg.

I do this exercise twice at week (6 x 12) and the other two days I do this


@Max: It's weird, you should have got some Kg!

I agree. It seems my body is genetically incapable of beefing up at all.

That is very possible Max, you may well be ectomorphic meaning it is hard if not impossible to get muscular, on the up side it's also hard to get fat! I thought I was endomorphic when I was younger but turns out I'm mesomorphic.

A good way to find out what you should be eating, and whether you are healthy is with this:

http://www.scientificpsychic.com/fitness/diet.html

Also very flattering haha, I have an athletic build and need to eat more protein...but I also have to start to circuit training! I intend to pick that up over the holidays.

I do next to no sport, but I seem to have beefed up a little from playing musical instruments. My arms are growing from pumping my accordion* all day, and gyrating my hips while playing the base is giving me abs.

The weird thing is I have abs but no pecs, so I end up looking like a fish.

*Not a euphemism

Fish have abs?

Fish have bulgy middle muscles that go all the way along their body. Basically I'm slightly muscular but squishy, and pretty much the same width all along my torso.

I am fat and muscular. Meaning I have a largish beer gut, although it's quite rigid from going to the gym/exercising. But round. But the rest of me is muscular, for the most part. I get hit on by feminine gay men when we go out to drink. They call me a bear. When I was single and broke in Ca, I would take my friends to gay bars and get us all drunk on the drinks the small lispy gays would keep buying me. Apparently being large hairy and burly has its benefits. If you're not homophobic and you like alcohol, that is.

Post a pic of your body, DI!

Fuck me.

Oh dear.

I have split this thread from WDYLL btw. I feel that if I didn't Nate would have killed you all :D And me... and stuff.

I have started a training programme for myself which is pretty awesome. I am going to see if I can gain 2 lbs and also build up stamina for the next rugby season. Gym training at least once a week from now on and I intend to cut down on the amount I smoke from around 8 a month to just 1 or none...either way. Hopefully that should do the trick.

I'm much like Max. Skinny, can't seem to put on mass or muscle. Don't really put on fat either except in my cheeks & lower abdomen & even then very very little- I weigh 9 freaking stone. I'm intending to try and bulk up this summer but I doubt it'll work. That said, the little muscle I have on my skinny frame is reasonably defined.

I really like muscular girls. My ideal woman is one who can carry me like a princess.

At the moment I'm going to the gym four times a week and riding my bike to uni most days. I've been finding that I'm putting on muscle but not losing any fat, so my pecs look more like manboobs :(

I should starve myself for the next two and a half weeks to be ready for my bonus month of summer.