New Guy
 

ok, i'll admit to being a noob to the forums (but not of oddworld, i think of myself as an OWI expert ;) ), but just dont take advantage of it, basically im new, so... hi

Hi. I have a Hee-yooge penis.

Hello.

Wilkommen. Have a nice time, please, or we'll have to ban you.

Welcome oddfellow.

Enjoy your time here. Don't be a prick and we'll treat you nicely.

Greetings.

Chlargia, huh?

Must've took you a while to come up with that one, no?

Welcome.

Holy shit, it's March already.

Oh, yeah. Welcome.

You're not the oddworld expert, I am.

NOOB

GTFOML

DRUNK

GTFOMF

Mind the dogs, the Romanian's and the Pricks,

Yours,
Head prick.

Dont mind STM. He think he's the new troll of owf or something.


Anyway, welcome :) Hope you'll stay here.

New guy huh? I give him a week.

Who are you again?

Ball buster T-Nex strikes again. Quick hint to the new guy, she's the emasculator of the forums. Seckto has no balls.

Your just a meenie T-Nex.

See what I mean about minding the Romanians. >=(

Yea... I'm a meanie cos I'm trying to make the new person feel welcome <.<

Actually you're the only one who has to mind the Romanians. If you're not careful, we will show up at your door-step with torches and forks.

Lordy me, I shall barricade my windows and pour ciorbă de perişoare on anyone who comes passed in a caravan. That is a Romanian dish right? I hope so otherwise I got ripped off at a restaurant once. =)

Actually that is a Romanian dish =) Tasty one too.

Hey I go one right! Yeh it is nice, only had it once though.

My name is Roman.

That's all I got.


Welcome new guy! Good luck here, but as a tip, mind your footing. Powerful monsters masquerading as kings rule this domain. Don't speak against them unless you have good reason and good grammar. Gentlemenlieness optional.

Why are you all acting like this guy's still here?

...


I KNEW THAT!

His last activity said today .. soo..

oh hai :fuzsmile:

Guessin you mean nate? maybe im not as much a noob as i think... wait, forget that, it didnt work. anyway, i am still here, thanks for the welcome, i can already tell im gonna have a good time.

EDIT: oh and by the way, dont think of me as the new GABBITS OWN, because im NOT, im NOT.

GABBITS OWN? He was great. I used to get private messages off him.

AlienMagi was the best. he believed me when i said i'd given him an infraction and proceeded to argue with me via PM over my reasons for doing so. i honestly wasn't sure if he was trolling me at the time, but then i remembered i was talking to AlienMagi.

he was so annoying though.

Why would you even bring that up if you didn't have something to hide?

because i know that when someone new joins, people think, "oh this is gonna be that annoying new guy who doesnt know what the hell he's talking about", i just wanted to stress that im not gonna be that guy.

Okay, I believe you. Welcome.

THANKS, CAN I HAVE SOM REP POINTS PLZZ? DO LIKE SPOOCE? REPLY IF YOU DO! I LOVE IT CUZ ITS ALL GREEN N STUFF N STUFF.



EDIT: now im gonna get done for spam arnet I?

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S BIG LETTERS.

I KNOW LOL ROFL, WILL YOU BE MY BUDDY? AND REPLY SPOOCE PEOPLES!

EDIT: aww, come on dynamithix, it was a joke! your a mean person

I'm going to advise you against complaining about negreps. Nobody openly cares about rep until they have lots of it. I'm almost in the top 30, so I'll be able to start bragging soon.

I haven't cared about rep since I started getting less of it. I haven't even checked my rep in ages to see if I'm still number two.

OH MY GOD I STILL AM

Your name sounds like an STD. Stay away from me. :fuzmad:

No, but you're gonna get banned for being a multi. Goodbye!