Hey all! (:
 

Hey all, my name it matty, iv liked odd world for a long amount of time, and i think the story and other things are very nice, the main reason i signed up is because this forum seems to have alot of friendly chaps on it, so i hope i can enjoy my stay, and hi to everyone that is apart of this community...

I design, create and do many other things, i will be drawing abe, making him in 3d programmes and many other things, as it is what i like to do, so please keep an eye out for that stuff...

Cheers...

Matty... :)

Hey. Another Matt. Cool.

I'll be keeping an eye out for your Abe 3D modelling.

So that I can report you to the authorities.

Do you ever turn off?

Do I ever turn you on?

Constantly.

We Mats gotta stick together.

With my semen.

It's nice when we have these little talks.

I prefer it when your mouth is too full to talk.

Too full of my cock, if you didn't understand what I meant. Because my cock is in your mouth. Because you are performing fellatio on me.

At least my mouth isn't full of and constantly spewing shit.

Nope. Just my jizz.

You need a little switch on your back that stops you from typing.

I got you cunt.

You jizz in a cup and then put it in your mouth? Into a cup because your cock is too small and puny to jizz into your mouth directly.

wtf you guys goin on about... lol

If he just jizzed straight into his mouth it would be socially noticeable...much less rude to take it from a tea cup than to whip out his schlong in company.

Oh and hello Matt, yeh this is OWF welcome.

That was just uncalled for. I feel a banning coming on.

Welcome to OWF, where we can't go ten minutes without insulting each other.

Why would we want to? Cocksucker?

I like OANST.

Dickhead!

No but we love each other really, you should see the couples on this forum, WoF and OANST, MM and MA.

No one loves Srabtrap. Not even his mom. Who he has sex with.

I've been here longer than I've been registered. I know who to hate.

Nobody hates me!

Who the fuck lurks Oddworld Forums? I mean, really. Really.

The perverted bastard.

No no one loves me, never did, except Nate, after my fourth infraction, I'm starting to get this vibe that he want's me.

Besides Josh's dinosaur porn, I can't think of anything too exciting around here. Just a bunch of cunts being cunts.

I should fit right in.

My blogs exciting, the god debate was interesting, the alien thread is pretty funny...so am I, people just don't recognize my talent.

The God debate was not interesting.

It was funny, I liked the part when the atheists didn't believe in God and then...they pretty much floored all my arguments, like really, dunked them in shit buckets.

I liked the part about dicks.

OH... getting your hurt on!

BTW, where was the dino porn?

I like how a person saying hello turns into a debate about debates. After going through two people locked in an epic battle of the wits.

Matto-

Can I ask you a question about... cocks?

If you like. The answer may or may not be serious.

Oh, do ask him. Do.

First you'll have to understand the reference. Understanding this will help you understand our Modus Operandi.

NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Not the goddamn youtubepoop again.

I see... so the answer is... potatoes?

Sure to cause irritable bowels.

Don't worry, we can let those pants out.