What would you name your children/adopted slaves/incomprehensible offspring?
 

My first born son would be Champion. Champion Lugosi Clair.

Second son would be Captain Mountain Clair.

First daughter would be Princess Hatchback Clair.

Second daughter would be Alligator Yogurt Clair.

all of them would adore me

The accident, the mistake, and the misfortune.

If it's a boy, Sam.

If it's a girl, Samantha.

Let me guess. Your mom's plan was:

If it's a boy, Alex.

If it's a girl, Alexis.

I don't think I would put a lot of effort into naming my offspring, so I'd call it John or Amy. Respective to gender of course.

I'd put a bunch of silent letters in their name.

Like Bdaevid, or Pterrance.

if its a boy: Bill, John or Richard.
if its a girl: Misty or Samantha.

for the record, i don't really like my first name.

Well I think it's not very nice to call a girl John

and I know I wouldn't like to be an Amy

I like my name because Adam was the first man, according to Christianity, while Nemo is latin for "No Man."

I would name my son after the Modem.

"We have a new student today class! Stand up and tell us your name!"

"BEE BOING BUNG BEEEEEP CHSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"Erm... Go to the Nurse."

"But-"

"GO!"

I do know someone who's dad insisted that his firstborn child was going to be named after him irrespective of gender. Thus her name was Peta.


As for me, my hypothetical male children will be named Gabriel, Zach, Rafael and Random.

Actually Alexander the Great.

She changed it to Alexandra when I turned out to be a girl.

She named you after a midget, epileptic, bisexual Macedonian?

Well she's at least one of the four.

At least.

Can gay people father children?

Gay people can adopt.

Or get an IVF.

For boys names, she tells me Robert after Robert the Bruce, or William for the Conqueror.

She loved history in college, and got my eventual name picked by a lecturer there. Funnily enough, said lecturer is now teaching me for history from the 1900s. Small world~

nah, gay people fathering children is one of those urban myths. i've been to Bognor Regis.

I've always liked the name Max for a boy.

This thread has made me think what I would actually call my children, if I have any. I've decided to name them after people who influenced me in my life, mainly musicians ('cause I'm that original yo)

Boy - Danny, Dave, Saul or Marco.
Girl - Sabine, Angela or Angelica.

James & Kayla. Or Sinclair & ClÃ*odhna.

Alcar...

Boy: Maurice

Girl: Maeter

Other Boy: Linck

Natural Progeny #(n+1), where n = the number of older siblings he or she has.

Wouldn't that be a misnomer? I mean could your progeny ever exist due to 'natural' means?

they would be:
Osama "Bin Laden" "my last name"
and George "Bush" "my last name"
and those r the types of little devils that u should keep away from firecrackers, and i would try to interrupt their chemistry lessons and sessions...

Boy: Gil(gamesh), Paul, Pat(rick), The dark destroyer #1 - 5 oh or Preston
Girl: Tami or if I felt cruel, something horrid like Irma or Meredith!

It's fucking stupid, but I'd like to name my son after myself, then stick "II" on the end. I don't think I'd go through with it, because I know for a fact that the other person who would have a say in it would not like it one bit.

Michael. After Michael Stipe....and my dad.

Thats how my Dad named me after Joe Strummer and his Grandad's nickname as a lad.

Girl?...pass I dunno just yet

Less misnomer, more redundant. Actually, no, it will be a misnomer, an outright lie. Nothing about their reproduction will be natural.

Besides, which first name would you rather have? "Natural" or "Progeny"?

I must say, "Natural Nathan"/"Natural Nate" is actually pretty rad.

For boys, Raymond, Tre or Geoffrey.
I like girl's names that are months. If I end up with four girls, April, May, June and August.

Girl: Athena, Thea, Luna
Boy: Bastian, Night, Sol

or TYRONE :fuzmad:

Id fucking hate to be your kid.

I'd fucking hate to be your kid as well.

Edit: Also, I left out Jeffgoldblum.

Sol is shit out of luck if he wants a good father.

I really don't get what drives people to do that. Surely it's the most narcissistic thing in the world to name a child after yourself?

boy: rex,jack or kris
girl: paige,jane or harmony
both: forgot my condom
a gay: Gaylord focker

Now how would you know your child is gay from birth? From the look of disgust he has when looking at his mothers vagina?

It's all in the eyes