This is what I do ...
 

As the search function's not working I just have to give it a try

I would like to hear what you people are doing for your life only by describing it in an interesting way.
so if you are a student describe your study and if you are working describe your work.
so for instance, I get paid for sputtering pepper spray into drunken guys eyes which were throwing beer bottles at customers. (doorman) (in fact I was one of the customers, not the doorman)

for real, I am a student and I learn e.g. about time traveling and people and cultures I have never seen in real life.

I get paid to be a douchebag on Oddworldforums.net all day.

I am a student, and the government pays me enough money to live on so I can learn about making people feel better, bully seventeen year old girls into going into small rooms with me and learn why we can't have nice things.

I serve customers and faf about online as much as possible cause my social life is saddening.

I break kneecaps with a baseball bat.

I live in a hellhole of a city where I slowly descend into a boredom-fueled depression until, in my insanity, I kill myself.


That's just what I do by day, though. By night, I'm actually a superhero.

sorry but you did it wrong. you should have said something like, at night I am fighting crime.

I am actually a dolphin who loves eating fish and chips while skateboarding. (A Lawyer)

Just another failure in a series of failures otherwise known as Nemo's life.


I create masterful set pieces for epics, and then work with triangles.

I learn.

Intresting. Have you ever considered making a movie and entering it for an emmy?

I have. Several times.

Have you?

Well. I hope it goes well.

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/701/origin...-Gentlemen.jpg

Who said anything about fighting crime

http://www.the-isb.com/images/BatmanSad.jpg

then define superhero

su·per·he·ro
[soo-per-heer-oh]
–noun, plural -roes.
a hero, esp. in children's comic books and television cartoons, possessing extraordinary, often magical powers.

...and dedicated to protect the public. (wiki is always right) so what are you protecting the public of? flying lawyers with beaming eyes?

Thats me!

sue me!

Done

I am a cold-cut crime-king ham of a man who spends his days walking about looking as confused and upset as possible so that people will leave me the fuck alone. I have not walked consistently without breaking into some kind of backwards-walking heel-turning jive turkey nonsense in about five months. One of these days I'll take over the world. I'm considering becoming a business student and making obscene quantities of money and ascending the social ladder in order to exterminate a couple billion worthless people.

I develop websites front-ends and back-ends.

Alcar...

And a quality video to go along with it. Kudos, friend. Tim and Eric always find the weirdest looking people, don't they?

I am a jeweler. I work with gold, silver, and platinum mainly and design jewelry, size rings, fix chains, and set diamonds and gems. Lots of repair work.

I've pretty much retired as a TV repair man. Just got burned out.

This is pretty much my life.

I play flute.

You better be fucking scared.

http://i662.photobucket.com/albums/u...ss20080000.jpg

I play euphonium, piano, and listen and then ask questions sometimes.

Incredibly fun fact: The guy who does the "Raise my roof" dance on Tim and Eric was actually the character model for Tom's wife on Tom goes to the mayor.

I'm referring to the really, really fat guy who jumps up and down completely nude. Season 1 or 2.

btw this is me

Have the 'roids shrunk your testicles significantly so far?

No, I had my testicles converted into that car. It is my ballcar. It is beauty.

Man, your balls are gorgeous!

We all have beauty hidden inside our balls.

Gonad!

I don't believe me, my balls never looked younger than 20, lol, I am an egotistical, attention seeking student, shy, pretty much a depressive loser as well! Was that hip as the youngsters say.

I don't know. You're a youngster and pretentious to boot so you tell me?

I make snide comments on things during Science lessons. I also occasionally buy people a drink after School.

I recreate Jackson Pollock paintings on women's faces with my semen.

That's what I do.