Newbies den
 

:happy:There should be a place where the newbies can chat without feeling completly intimidated

But if we don't intimidate you, how will you cry yourself to sleep?

I have my ways :)

Ways of what?:fuzmad:

A separate forum so you can be further ostracised?

Alcar...

You want more new members to be attracted to this place?

Why not

What would newbies talk about amongst themselves without any experienced input? Most new members join because they have a question or want to interact with the existing members.

We don't want to give them room to breed.

Whoa, down boy.

To be fair we can be a bit intimidating. But only because there are a lot of cretins have appeared seemingly out of nowhere. cough cough...abe619

when I joined, I was scared because I got some erotic stranger and mudokon fiction on my blog courtesy of Havoc

Where is that fanfic these days (URL)?

LOL WAT?!

I've only been using this forum for several weeks now; but I feel I've settled pretty well, I don't feel intimidated at all. If your not fitting in well; then maybe you should consider whats stopping you do so and if that doesn't help you out, maybe you should consider a another forum altogether.

What?

I would like to see that. Or something like that Fiction that I read somewhere (maybe here), with drunk Abe beating Munch and his kids, making them s*ck his c*ck (I now it makes no sense, but..), and drunk Stranger appearing from nowhere.

*slow fap*

I cried with glory.

You know what they say...

fail

The erotic stranger fic actually belongs to OANST, Scrabtrapman, which you'd know if you checked your own blogs.

I percieved it to mean that Havoc brought it to his attention.

You're a more charitable man than me.

Sorta meant what Phylum said yer. never the less, not very nice. Now I can look back and laugh but hey ho.

Splat has no sense of eroticism.

Newfags can't triforce.
inb4

Wow. Bart. You are ridiculously gay. "newfags", "triforce", "inb4", "lawlz" AND "onetyone" all in one post.

Go back2whateverchanyouresidein.

I proposed it long time ago.

Here's the thing. It wouldn't help the new people. They would never learn that we hate them until too late. All of a sudden they would say to themselves, "Selves, we're no longer newbies. We should mosey on over to the rest of the forum where we will be greeted with love, understanding, and respect". Except no. You're still new. And we hate you. Dig a hole and die in it, new person.

I salute you ledsnipe for trying to make your own original thread
but i still reckon that this is a big time waster and that you were just trying to hard to make a new thread to either get you more rep or just because you were bored

I hate you, you fucking new person.

That's an excellent way to attract new Oddworld fans to this lovely forum! Good one OANST!

Are you referring to me?

AiN, come on. Of course I'm not referring to you. I'm referring to new people. New people are terrible. Like Dynamithix. He's new. I fucking hate him. Die you stupid new person.

Cram it, Grandpa, or we'll put you in a home.

Kill all babies. Babies are stupid.

Take it easy, Herod.

Oh forgive me OANST, I can't understand how I could misunderstood you!

Anyway all I can say is: newbies, you should not annoy other members with Oddworld in every section of the forum. Post also in the Off Topic section. I think it would be great.

And don't ask for new Abe's games' information!