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Why dont we have an E3 thread? This is the E3 thread now.

So MS is having a conference about Kinect(natal), and Kameo 2 is being made for it. I love this news as this means Rare is still making games and not just shit avatar add ons, and I fucking love Kameo. Fuck yes.

Kameo was fun and clever and pretty. Natal is unoriginal and pretty. Rare is tops. Good news.

Apparently some tweeted incorrectly, its Kameo 1 with Kinect controls. This makes me sad. A Star Wars lightsaber game was shown though.

Fuck. It seems almost pointless. If they really wanted to show off their new toy they should have used Katamari Damacy while Rare worked on Kameo 2. Come on. Kinect is worse than Natal.

THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT IS THE PORTAL 2 EVENT.

Which is no longer happening. I'll go and stare at the wall now.

Oh yeah I remember Kameo that game WAS pretty, god what took them so long to make a sequel?

What took OddWorld Inhabitants so long to not make another sequel?

Josh your right. Valve are apparently not going to be there...:(

Any read about MS's latest copying spree? The Xbox 360 Slim.

http://ic.tweakimg.net/ext/i/imagelarge/1276543029.jpeg

1: Looks like the lovechild of the 360 and its mother.

2: If they've fixed the bricking problems with the new design, it is worth it.

Are you implying redesigning hard ware is copying? You dumbshit.

Halo Reach and Gears 3 looked great. So does Crysis 2 and Bulletstorm. When is Valve's thingy?

I really like the revamped 360. It will match my tv and furniture, it's got built in WiFi, and the hard drive is fucking huge. And it's still cheap. Come on, what's to bitch about?

I hope to god they shed some more light on The Last Guardian, anything at all!

Also I'm waiting patiently for some Resistance 3 info.

The only thing that I'm waiting for is The Last Guardian info. That's it. Everything else can die.

Even Valve's surprise?

Valve's surprise is ruined for me, as it's only going to be more info about Portal 2 which they've already announced is pushed back to 2011.

Didn't they cancel Portal 2 event for another surprise? Or was that just a marketing ploy?

They said that the Portal 2 event was cancelled, but they would have a surprise. Wild speculation about Half-Life 3 and Source 2 started so Gabe Newell made an all caps announcement that the surprise is Portal 2 related.

Microsoft had a really shitty show.
I'm not looking forward to anything that was announced.
That is all.

Well fuck his shit. They better be holding off Episode 3 so they can announce it the same year it comes out.

It makes me laugh that people still get excited about anything Valve related. Yeah, they might announce something, but that doesn't mean you're going to be playing it in the next three years.

The idea (and even the name, come on) is stolen from Sony, you dumbshit.

PS3 Slim ring a bell?

You're fucking dense, Havoc. Saying that Microsoft is stealing from Sony because they're slimming down their console [which is something we've all been asking for since forever] is like saying that Sony is stealing from computers for putting their games on discs.

It's called progress. As far as the name goes, what should they call it?

Something not THAT obviously copied?

Ignoring Havoc.

Wow, I was surprised at the quality of Ubisoft's conference. Everything they showed with Kinect impressed and excited me more than anything at Microsoft's conference. Also, the new Ghost recon looks awesome.

Ghost Recon is always good.

He's just so unintentionally stupid. I feel bad for him sometimes.

Personally. I'm looking forward to the release of Crysis 2. I heard it may be released on consoles. (where have I heard that one before.) But seriously, thanks to the incredible lacking power of consoles, the game is going to utilize cryengine 3 (a downshifted version of the CE2 for PC) which literally llooks like shit compared to OANST's sig.

But then again maybe they'll release an all beautiful version for the pc which crashes your pc every time you so much as look at it the wrong way.

I'm pretty sure I just read in OXM that it is in fact destined for the 360.

I've been reading about that new Xbox and I'm disappointed to hear that you know longer get a three year warranty! I guess they're pretty confident in the quality of this new design. Well I'm from Massachusetts, the show me state, so show me you've gotten the failure rate below 30% and then I'll buy one.

Also the built-in WiFi is a BIG plus and I think it's hilarious that Sony finally started including HDMI cables with their systems and MS decides to suddenly stop doing that >_>

You can't ignore me forever, bitch! :fuzvamp:

Seriously, if I ran a company I would go out of my way to be original with my product names. Call it the Mini-box or whatever but don't copy the term your competitor has been using for multiple years.

It's kinda like naming the next Windows version Windows Leopard or something. Fancy name? Sure. Fucking stupid business move? Absolutely.

You do realise that you're the only person on the planet that is calling it Slim? The official (if rather boring) name is 'New Xbox 360'.
http://www.engadget.com/2010/06/14/x...x-360-origina/

According to Google I'm not the only one. But fuck Dutch news sites for making names up and making me look like an idiot.

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x...um/RageGuy.jpg

In before "You don't need Dutch news sites to look like an idiot".

Oh, it'll be out on the more-powerful ps3. SW was released on the xbox because the xbox was more powerful being designed after the ps2. Sony's system came out after the 360, so 360 sucks this time.


Wii sukks, 2!!!

If Valve's surprise is fucking Left 4 Dead 3, I swear to fuck I'm going on a killing spree.

The three year warranty has been taken off the new 360 because it's guaranteed not to have the three amigos (RROD).

And what the fuck? Is it finally getting a web browser or what's the craic here?

Why are you posting here if you have nothing smart to say other than 12-year old faggotry based console bashing? Go suck your dad's cock.

I sort of forgot that Spirrow is a retard. Reading his recent posts has reminded me.

Just watched the trailers for Rayman Origins and Fable 3. Rayman looks pretty awesome, glad they're going back to they're uh... origins? Fable 3... eh. I'm really not that impressed.

Fuck yes, Ubisoft is no longer shit. If I see another Rabbid, I may kill.


At 0:13 I loose all faith in Sega.

It's not Sonics fault. He was born that way, it isn't a choice. If he wants to 'meld' with floaty squid things, he can.

This looks absolutely wonderful. I'm glad it's not just "Rayman HD."

Apparently Nintendo had a great conference, I slept through it though. However, seeing all the vids of what was shown, they sure did kick Microsoft's ass after that pathetic Kinect showing.

Glad to hear a new rayman in 2D is in the works and that they are trying to go all Arty with it :)